i just cleared every red hot chili peppers and mr. bungle song off of my itunes and it felt pretty fucking good.
fil said you aren’t allowed to see what he wrote.
awwwwww.
fil made a cute post.
October 31, 2007
October 30, 2007
i just rage cleaned the bathroom while listening to fil on the phone with apple for an hour, there are makeup sharpie stains on the bathroom counter, one of the mg passes with sharpie on it upside down on the counter with water made it stained, colour me livid. i went for a tan and bought new goggles so i can do stand-up tanning and not have to squint my eyes tightly or buy those stupid eye stickers. lots of university students use our visitor parking lot to smoke weed in or pee on the bushes or idle their cars and drink coke and captain morgans and hock loogies real loud me and fil and cid are the neighbourhood watch and stare at them menacingly in secret EXCUSE ME IT IS SOBER NITE DAY 2 DON’T MAKE ME FUCKING KILL YOU! oh wait fil just corrected me on something two posts down brb fellers.
ok i’m back.
evan almighty is the worst movie to watch when you are on a sober nite, unless of course you enjoy feeling angry like the incredible hulk, you think you are signing up for a nice jokey time, but what you are really signing up for is RAGE.
if you are going to have a sober film nite you have to watch something depressing, as we did after with a mighty heart. angelina jolie’s accent is really good and the story is chokingly painfully sad and well gosh gee sigh.
sorry dudes but this guy would be on suicide watch if something like that happened to me, no matter how awesome my hair was.
i don’t even want to talk about it anymore.
tomorrow is fil and i’s third year anniversary oh hai. we bought each other cards and pretended to not be looking at shopper’s today then had to stand in line beside each other to pay and he used my shopper’s optiumum card, after our pizza lunch date of course.
there was a crazy lady in the bank and this white banker dude came out and bellowed what’s going on i cannot hear i am on the fuh-own then he saw her with her walker and fucked up legs and felt like a shmuck, rightly so. it was good banking-timing on fil’s part. tomorrow we are going on a clarke’s date we’ll see if i cave and get him a pair too why can’t he just be normal and want a nerf football or something?
christie may have a few extra or less marbles, can’t say for sure yet, either way it’s pretty awesome. she just pointed out that we HAVE TAILS! we have a buzzer now! w/o needing a landline! HELLO 2007!
deleting all of your pictures kind of kills your blogging mojo for a second, oh well, here this is me just after i realised i deleted everything.
oh well, good thing my goal in life is to be as apathetic as possible when things go wrong fuck it dude lets go bowling.
and then on this corner just as some guy turned to look at me (as my presence sometimes is pretty electric) i growled FUCK when we made eye contact then i crossed and got a sub this is a fascinating story.
fil was eating his falafel the whole time and that’s future’s bakery i like to make fun of.
which reminds me last nite before i fell asleep listening to a biography about vlad and dracula i finally figured out the title of my next book i am not telling you what it is though only fil.
this is what we did all day yesterday and all day today fil is babysitting the security channel for a package from purolater, it’s making him crabby.
we don’t have a landline, so no buzzer.
October 29, 2007
we went out to rent movies and for fil to eat a falafel from ghazale and i deleted all of my pictures accidentally from dinner with tony NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i’m pretty bummed. i ate the sub of the day from subway, subway club, and i bought some miso packets and pepper brie from dominion. we are going to watch evan almighty then a mighty heart go sober nite go go go! fil lost his bank card. we did laundry. i am sad because i wore a stupid hat last nite and took pictures of myself and i looked cute and i wanted you to see awwwwwww. ungh fuck flickr everything is invisible right now anyway alright that just put me over the edge fuck the internet. oh wait i got dadfil to fix it. i’m still angry. time for a g rated film bye.
ok lets take a halloween break for a second here, (i can’t believe halloween hasn’t even happend yet ungh) last nite we caught the majority of a movie we had been intending to see for a little while now, let’s all hate toronto. it is very good and very informative. basically the entire country hates toronto because they are jealous and toronto is so arrogant it doesn’t even know it is hated and everyone who hates toronto says yes they would like to live there, and also no one has a concrete reason as to WHY they hate toronto, they just do. they think we think we are new york (yawn) and when asked every torontonian says fuck no we don’t think that, that’s just something teeny tiny tom in timmins thinks, and then it spreads. oh and another reaon toronto is hated is cos of leafs fans? who cares. toronto doesn’t talk about how much it hates other cities yet it is a national obsession to hate toronto. lame. there’s more to be said but you should just see it, it’s pretty funny.
this video will blow your mind, me doing la isla bonita karaoke and dancing the entire time and there is a cameo of jeremy’s stomach and boobs.
where did you sleep last night karaoke raymi video.
October 28, 2007
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she was telling me a secret.
destructive duane!!!!! video. chad stealing the limelight gets it stolded right back.
here i am playing sharp dressed man against a rookie, a fil said, but a very nice guy, too bad i murdered him then told him to stop playing.
this video is of me and fil battling take me out and chad is dancing terribly and christie is in the background bragging about me to some guy and chad ruins the end of the song for me.
