this is not a pose. this is what thinking about posing in-between posing looks like. impressive.
speaking of ‘tarded here’s how mall madness sounds like.
and here are our stoner xmas lights.
there’s something else i wanted to share here but that document is on the mini laptop so out of luck pals, next time. if i could call a cab to drive me upstairs and retrieve it i would. i blame monday.
i am trying to work up the getting incensed over inconsequential bullshit side to my persona right now and it’s kinda hard. who knew weed chilled you out eh? i think you only get angry about things when you’re a drinker cos you’re either like, waiting to be pisstanked or pisstanked. or recovering from it. i walked through the pink packaging overloaded aisles and the only thought i had was, so what? surely you remember this and this so you know what im getting at? ok so baby in my pocket uuhhhhhhhm this toy is for the unimaginative mother to bequeath upon her daughter by. really i just see these as accessories for your barbies when you’re finished making them fuck and changing their outfits fifty times oh yeah maybe they can be mothers now.
this is that girl from school of rock. i have shared this tidbit with multiple people before actually looking into it. turns out i’m right. i feel like i won.
i feel like i won at being a giant loser.
no thanks pass i have standards and i’m not wearing beer goggles right now.
how is this fun? actually it looks really fun to me but for the sake of this piece (of garbage) lets make like it isn’t. i mean, 26 year old me thinks it’s fun. kid me doesn’t. mom guy, how is bath time pretend time supposed to be good times when i don’t even like taking actual baths? plus, all i’d want to do is fill this thing up with water and then you won’t let me play with it in my room or on the living room floor (carpet) so how fun and cozy is the dank unfinished basement looking right now?
ugliest doll features ever ps.
their eyes are a little too close together i think that’s what’s bothering me.
you win.
why did they make barbie as mini fairy have wider heads? check the jazz hands/wrist stance. looks painful.
boooooooooring. barbies come 2 for 1 now. desperate.
fresh from the playboy mansion. this is how kendra met hef. (body painted model at one of the parties)(yes i am awesome for knowing that and caring).
i wouldn’t mind a repro of the original cast not this modernly made-over one, puke. hi i feel zero nostalgia right now happy 50th ann!
hah nice skeletor nose holes 1959er.
ariel has a horse cos she can’t walk cos she’s a mermaid except she has legs now. yeah explain that one again please disney.
then we have an actual mermaid barbie. don’t forget to stick that one on the list of barbie’s many accomplishments.
then barbie finally does something cute (albeit ripping off kiddles).
i have the top right one in this ad. yes an original. got it from a flea market.
favourite one. go britannia.
yikes.
yawn! i’ll try harder next time.
now get ready for a pupil massage.
was sooooooo enchanted by this little thing. i am half a gay man trapped inside the yeah you know the rest.
rockin’ a chinese gut at zellers. more chick toys stuff to come. bought mall madness! pet store version (don’t start). the tree is ten times better looking now (new lights)(new ornaments) also am experimenting with garland on the banister i feel like we are in a christmas race. yesterday at canadian tire there was some mad tension in the xmas products area. came out alive.
oh man watching trailer park boys christmas last nite looking at randy’s bare gut made me feel so obnoxiously bloated.
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS EXPLOS!ION
oh i almost lost my mind undoing the garland holy crap thanks for camouflaging the tie by using one of the faux branches. dave hit the roof when one of the strands went out multiple times on the tree i had to calmly check each bulb, found it and we’re good. two short fuses + DIY projects = laugh riot. we’re still talking like arnold schwarzenegger.
overwhelming!
that’s it playing this again right now!
added a new monopoly game to the collection too. we were too cut to figure out the instructions last nite though.
NOTHING EMBARRASSES ME! NEVER!
i got dave last time at mandarin.
so embarrassing! especially beside that annoying family party with the never ending talking mother whose birthday it actually was.
this was dave’s fortune. i read it aloud and he said what? i repeated it and he says what? again hahaHA.
we were class acts today.
and here’s my tip to eating as much as possible at a buffet.
new wreath. antiquey.
LOOK OWT AHNOLD IS HEE-YU-UH! killing ourselves laughing right now talking like arh-noLd. we’re trying to keep it going for the rest of the night too. ahkahaha. anyway that’s the news of the moment from the funny farm. no wait there’s more. of course. HAHHA dave just inhaled beer up his nose laughing at my arnold ok making a video of it for you.
new clothes hiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeee! early xmas gift.
can be worn multiple ways. slouchy or… slouchy.
new lights are up on the house and they do a bunch of crazy shit. five minute looping light show colour changing so, we’re the cool house come shroom out on the lawn!
i did not actually partake in coug crawl. just the food. the cougs were too slacker on the getting out the door in time for comedy club 54 thing so we just drank their booze ate their food hung with holly then skiddapped home. passed on the dance club scene, heard some bad things.
mom/angie had to force/beg the cutting of my ends.
boo you can’t embed official music vids from youtube anymore. guh-aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAY! so ron sexsmith that title is dedicated to you.
the flash changes how it appears IRL entirely.
walk-in closet meet the internet.
internet, meet all my canadian tuxedos.
i’m so tall/angie’s so short had to stand in order for her to be able to trim my ends.
i call this one jennifer aniston-level depression. i’m suckin’ on some ibuprofen gel caps.
before. more pics later.
now guess where we’re headed.
cross your fingers for me i’m going with my old hairdresser today (yes angie, steph) and the last time we did this my hair turned orange. i demanded platinum and kinda didn’t have the patience for the whole phases/process in doing that so orange-tinted blond floaty bangs it was. brutal. i’ll locate a pic. it was so bad i dyed it black a week later.
i haven’t seen these in aaaages.
then as the roots came in mmmm.
clearly bangs and blond on me do not mix. so glad i looked at these. hmm though maybe now that i’m thinner and my hair is longer it could work…talk me out of it right now!
i feel sorry for everyone who had to hang around that hairdo.
i guess the top was alright just the bottom got all mangled.
yikes all around.
say a prayer or two as well cos i will be with my mother during this experience. plus everyone in the household (italian) will be yelling the entire time. chill pills, check. zune, battery full. lets do this.
