i think i would like to have sex with astroboy. no, i don’t think. i’m certain of it. i remember waking up at the crack of dawn in the 80’s, astroboy only came on at like 6 am. my hair and face would be all fucked-up from sleep and i would be sitting 2 feet away from the screen with the volume blared. maybe that’s why my hearing is a little screwy. then i’d eat like 3 bowls of trix and completely spaz around the livingroom.
i had to sit through hours and hours of a red sox game in massachusetts – my eyes turned chinese from that and all the pot. it was an 18 inning long game. plus everyone was blabbing about how great baseball is.
i have this new little webcam.i decided i would take pictures of me in my underwear and try to sell my panties on ebay. they went up to like 20 bucks each on only the first day. but then ebay assholes cancelled my auctions cuz yer not allowed to be wearing the items you are selling.
i can’t wait to see that dumb mariah carey film. i have a good feeling about her acting skills. ohhh boy, Glitter here i come!
sat’nite after margaritas this dude jesse and i decide to ride all around our brooklyn neighborhood on this bicycle straight from the 50’s with pink streamers on the handlebars – him peddling, me in back with a boombox blarin’ some oldskool funk. so close to wiping out when we took this corner and crash into three black kids on their BMX’s