Instakilt was a great hit! Dead Brilliant. Got ‘em a Rob Roy red and a Gaelic green. You’re set for summer with the best beach towels ever now. Looking forward to catching them on Dragon’s Den this fall, Derek‘s always good for a laugh and definitely will be good tv.
I think Shawn kept the red, it makes most sense I think if he’s out on the town, our little tastemaker oot there. I love the cheeky quips all over Instakilt’s website too.
Suits the gals too and they’ve also got smaller ones for the bairns/wees aw bless.
They also look grand just settin’ there on a date with me vest, ya.
Hailey got my hippie overalls. I never had the balls to wear them in public.
Pretty pretty.
Hello my Rocky.
This claymore I bought in Quebec matches your new dress kilt perfectly dad.
Remember I took the girls to Habits Gastropub? Well this other foodie website were also there that evening called View the Vibe and they put us all over their video feature of Habits. LOVE IT! And that I can see all of our dishes we ate being prepped and plated. I need to eat on tv more often. Definitely.
We were drunk off that rum chocolate ice cream milkshake and waiting for our burgers. This was the day everyone told me I was beautiful on our short excursion out, it was cray! You can see my minx nail makeover too.
what my emails are like now thanks to the great laptop pop disaster of June 11 2012.
CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE MINX
Ok. Don’t get mad. I know I get my way a lot, and you have already given in so much. But… bangs. Come on. You miss them too http://raymitheminx.tumblr.com/post/25171161480
some things are just meant to be. Byeee.
youve gone too far
idkillmyself aftera week of bangs and then you
kayboard fucked
i look so goodwith them grown out and shaggy dog in my face, you are crazy.
cider!
(ps I just like that picture cos we have matching hair, the end)
Hi Raymi! Remember me? I restarted my GICU blog on tumblr
(girlsincuteunderwear.tumblr.com), and I already have a ton of followers! I just need to get on twitter and I’ll be all set!
definitely! busy day here so gimme a bit k, and of course pilfer my archives for anything you like (this one is retarded because it’s from my phone where nothing is possible).
Dear Raymi, I’m so glad you virtually came into my life. I’ve gained confidence by seeing you walk the walk. You’re amazing.
Hiya player haters how’s your lunch? This is me and Brian at the nxne party last night, it was a killer time I talked my face off and told all the right lies to the right people it was such a peach. Snoop Dogg did not make it out unfortch ha.
Who are these people? Who cares!
I walked all the way to the hyatt to get my badge in my wedges then to peter pan then to the hoxton, all in wedges, all in walking. It was a pretty fucking stupid idea if you ask me. Then I ended the night trying to double on Rebecca’s bike which was impossible so I ran along side her (and ahead) home, in wedges. Suffice it to say my right knee feels like it had surgery on it. Great!
Mr. Hollett is a fan of RTM.COM what what! Even knew who stupid (Rebecca) was! We talked about all kinds of shit. Better party pics to come later once I kiss enough event photog ass to get the good ones.
Picking up my badge, tough crowd, tough crowd. Just kidding the panels are down another way. Bumped into Meg Button and a guy and I was like did you learn anything today? SYNERGY ENGAGE ENGAGE baha. Meg’s hair is always stunning. I can’t wait to have long thick full hair again. People might kill themselves from jealousy.
Everyone made fun of me (jealous) for my “Oooooh” MEDIA pass. That’s right assholes bow before me I am the news now. Always was. Always will be. This just in I am going to the bathroom meet you in the lobby!
Rebecca went out in her pajamas last night and this smooth talker got her in to the party (and Jules) Jules was like we knew you would get us in blabbity blah I say the right things and it’s true. No those aren’t pajamas but she kept saying they (it?) were (was). I am drinking a gin fizz and I adore Peter Pan, why I never go there I don’t know. The inside is so charming. Drinks could be a bit cheaper though.
I wore bathing suit underwear. I did not flash any photographers cos I didn’t adequately girlscape before heading out. I have french hair shorts baha. SHH!
We annexed this corner and I hoarded it then made sure when I left it that other people would continue to hoard it in the event I might return (I didn’t!) it was a super fun time not a zoo like the opening night parties usually (always) are. Sometimes they’re nucking futs right!
Okay well that’s all the pics I have now we wait for the rest but in the mean time here’s some crap I ran out of time to blog yesterday. I would phone it in if I could I really would haha.
This belonged to Britt.
Heard you haven’t been working out as much lately. We should do something about that.
Where is my goddamn lighter bro! I can’t find it!
If you can’t be smart you can be adorkable. Speaking of, the other day I said facetiously on twitter, Blogging: no skills necessary. When clearly there are loads of skills necessary. True I am a shitty lazy blogger but still I am a GREAT blogger so that’s all I meant sorry for the epic confusion. Sometimes my humour goes over people’s heads and they think I’m being broad when I’m not. I’m talking about myself guys what you do on your own blogs is all you. Except from the parts that are ripped off from me lol.
Yeah guy. Zzzz. Feels like Friday so much. Back to work!
You can totally see through this thing. Righteous.
I liked how big my nose looks in some of these. I know I am dealing with children when someone makes fun of the size of my nose. How gauche.
Do you like my cruisewear? Cruise or be cruised. Which, also ain’t that bad.
I am glad I wore an eating tent to eat in. I didn’t compare myself to the hot young chicks all around me too much because I am a special and unique creature possessing ageless beauty and remarkable adorablah qualities that cannot be replaced, you know, in layman’s terms: that quirky manipulative bullshit that is irresistible, heartbreaking. What do I always say Little Raymis? OWN THY SHIT.
It’s time to be put through Raymi confidence building finishing school. Can you imagine me mentoring shy girls? Well, I can and I have and I do and I will again. THAT is something tv-worthy don’t you think? Something Owen Wilson-esque for sure ahaha.
The password is pink tarantula
Shhh it’s Me Time. Which is one of my jokes at the table when we’re all gettin’ pished, if I zone out or lose my attention span/go mute I’ll say, sorry that was me time and wave my hand over my face like a magician.
My tuna salad it was aiight. I’m going to dump some real flavour on it (something spicy) before I head out tha’ door. All that flame-warring made me lose blog time window urggh plus typing on this shit is like quicksand and I make a lot of typos which are unacceptable! I also lost time planning trip to Aruba with Lois and Bech!
Iphonereversies bring out the split-ends in my hair more cos the pic quality goes low.
Oh god. Lets just say I grazed over here quite a bit. The truffle mayo dip will kill you with deliciousness.
I didn’t do my mascara raccoon smear beneath eyes cos I didn’t want to wake up like Alice Cooper (as much) today.
I see nipple! When is the last nipple date sighting on RTM?
