You’re all out of order
You can totally see through this thing. Righteous.
I liked how big my nose looks in some of these. I know I am dealing with children when someone makes fun of the size of my nose. How gauche.
Do you like my cruisewear? Cruise or be cruised. Which, also ain’t that bad.
I am glad I wore an eating tent to eat in. I didn’t compare myself to the hot young chicks all around me too much because I am a special and unique creature possessing ageless beauty and remarkable adorablah qualities that cannot be replaced, you know, in layman’s terms: that quirky manipulative bullshit that is irresistible, heartbreaking. What do I always say Little Raymis? OWN THY SHIT.
It’s time to be put through Raymi confidence building finishing school. Can you imagine me mentoring shy girls? Well, I can and I have and I do and I will again. THAT is something tv-worthy don’t you think? Something Owen Wilson-esque for sure ahaha.
The password is pink tarantula
Shhh it’s Me Time. Which is one of my jokes at the table when we’re all gettin’ pished, if I zone out or lose my attention span/go mute I’ll say, sorry that was me time and wave my hand over my face like a magician.
My tuna salad it was aiight. I’m going to dump some real flavour on it (something spicy) before I head out tha’ door. All that flame-warring made me lose blog time window urggh plus typing on this shit is like quicksand and I make a lot of typos which are unacceptable! I also lost time planning trip to Aruba with Lois and Bech!
Iphonereversies bring out the split-ends in my hair more cos the pic quality goes low.
Oh god. Lets just say I grazed over here quite a bit. The truffle mayo dip will kill you with deliciousness.
I didn’t do my mascara raccoon smear beneath eyes cos I didn’t want to wake up like Alice Cooper (as much) today.
I see nipple! When is the last nipple date sighting on RTM?
Upside down salad.
Why so serious?
It’s just a platter.
Just a platter? Fuck I gotta go bro.
See through solution:
Cougar print-on-print so legit.