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submit them a drawing i am!
ass implants
aka honky reggae aidswhore, just saying. dude, put some pants on.
1. just cos yer wearing underwear doesn’t make you the number one ass dancer 2. your ass isn’t shaking enough 3. that music sucks 3. is that yer feet scraping on the floor or a bird chirping?
we went to see dave chappelle last nite, the 7.30 show
i left my fone at home cos the massey hall website said no fones
then we went to horseshoe to catch the end of pedestrian’s set
then we got home at 12
and i got a text from my brother saying grandma died at 8.15 and no one could reach me
my dad and aunt and mom were there tho
i was going to see her sunday but with the relatives in town i didn’t cos my aunt thought it would be too much
so while i was LOLing and telling this guy to stop chewing gum with his mouth open my grandma passed, but it was peaceful
funeral saturday prolly
one comedic relief thing though, my aunt requested that this one nurse come in cos she was closest to my grandma i guess and it was her day off but she still came in
drunk
says
sorry but i’m drunk
me:
I AM DRAWING A PICTURE OF BAGELS AND I WROTE BAGEL PARTY UNDER IT
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO
tony:
ABOUT WHAT?
me:
ANYTHING
IM TRYING TO BE LIKE THAT GUY IN RUSHMORE, SAVING SPANISH
OR WAS IT LATIN
LATIN
tony:
I LOVED THAT MOVIE
DID YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONE?
me:
AQUATIC YES
AS WELL AS TENENBAUMS
tony:
YOU DIDNT THINK THAT AQUATIC WAS SLOW?
me:
NOPE
SAW IT IN THE THEATRE
YER ADD SO MAYBE FOR U IT WAS
tony:
DID YOU LIKE THE TOPLESS CHICK?
me:
YES
I WAS LIKE WTF
THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH HAHA I DO THAT
BUT STILL WTF SO IT HELPED ME IDENTIFY WITH MY NEW READERS
tony:
WOULD YOU EVER BE THE TOPLESS CHICK IN A FILM?
me:
DUUUUUUUH
TYPECAST ME ALL U WANT I DONT CARE
THATS LIKE ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE IN TSAR OR WHATEVER
WANT TO HEAR A FUNNY JOKE I INVENTED
tony:
I WOULD NEVER BE IN TSAR
me:
OK
TSAR? MORE LIKE TSUCK!
tony:
I LIKE WATCHING THEM,NOT ACTIUALLY PLAYING
me:
THATS MY JOKE
LAUGH
LAUGH!
tony:
OH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
me:
IM TRYING TO CAPS LOCK MY CAPSLOCK
tony:
AHAHAHA
me:
ARE U GONNA GO TO PATRICKS WEDDING
tony:
MAYBE THIS IS SUPER CAPS LOCL
me:
I THINK MG IS GOING
tony:
I HOPE TO
me:
CAPSLOCK TO THE EXTREME
SGREGRE
NOPE CANT DO HTML
tony:
AHAHAHA
RAYMI YOU RULE
WHAT MUSIC HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO
me:
U KNOW WHATS AWESOME ABOUT PEOPLE WHO JUST STARTED BLOGGING THEY ARE LIKE HOW DO U KNOW HTML WHAT IS THAT AND IM LIKE I TAUGHT MYSELF IT AFFINITY YEARS AGO
AND THEY ARE LIKE WHO ARE U RYAN PHILLIPE IN THAT MOVIE WITH TIM ROBINS
IE SUPER SMART TECHIE
UH PEEPING TOM THOM YORKE YYYS AND EVRYTHING ON ITUNES I LISTEN TO THE SAME STUFF ALL THE TIME
tony:
YOURE NOT BORED OF THE YYS BY NOW?
me:
NO WAY FIL IS
I OVERPLAY THINGS
OH WE’RE INTO HOT ONE RIGHT NOW TOO
V GOOD
tony:
I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THOM
me:
WELL I GOT INTO THAT SHIT DURING MY FORMATIVE YEARS WHILST U WERE SUCKING OFF THE MEMORY OF KURT COBAIN
tony:
UM
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING MISSY
WHEN YOUR GENERATION BRINGS US SOMETHING AS GOOD AS KURDT YOU WILL BE YEARNING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN ONCE ITS GONE
me:
OOOH U PUT THE D IN KURT U MUST REALLY KNOW HIM
AND GUESS WHAT I LIKED HIM JUST AS MUCH AS U THIS IS NOT A I KNOW MORE NIRVANA FACTS DEBATE OK
tony:
GOOD BECAUSE YOU WOULD LOSE
AND ID HATE TO BEAT ANY GIRL WHO WASNT LOVING BEING BEATEN
me:
HOW MUCH DID HE WEIGH AND HOW TALL WAS HE WHEN HE DIED
DONT LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE EITHER
tony:
LIKE YOU BELIEVE GOOGLE?
AH YOU NAIVE AND WONDERFUL CANADIANS
me:
ANYWAY 125LBS 5’7
OK IF U RIP ON CANADA AGAIN I WILL MURDER YOU
tony:
AND ALL THE CHICKS ARE HOT THERE
CANADIAN CHICK WIHT DARK HAIR
SHE DID A FULL ON RAYMI FOTO ESSAY THE OTHER DAY
me:
REALLY WHO
SHOW ME
NOW
tony:
LETCH
OR LLLLL
tony:
NG WITH AN LLL
me:
WHO?
WHAT
tony:
SOMETHING WITH AN L
me:
THESE ARENT EVEN WORDS
LEWDANGEL?
tony:
I KNOW MY COMPUTER IS LAME
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
me:
WE NEED TO GET A NERD TO PHOTOSHOP PICTURES OF US TOGETHER WITH HEARTS AND BEARS ALL AROUND US
RIGHT
tony:
THATS SWEET
tony:
OR PHOTOSHOP OUR FACES ON A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN THING
me:
yeah
I DONT KNOW HOW
I WILL LEARN IT
LIKE CLIPART, THE SHITTIER THE BETTER
tony:
TOTALLY
me:
SIGH
NO ONE “GETS” ME
I LIKE USING “” WITH GETS IT’S LIKE EXTRA SECRET? GETS?
tony:
ahahahaha
yes
me:
THERE IS A TACO PLACE IN TORONTO CALLED: THE “BEST” TACOS – LIKE THEY ARE FULLY UNSURE OF THEIR OWN QUALITY
tony:
AHAHAHA
DUDE WHEN ARE YUOU COMING TO LA
OR BETTER YET
WHO THERE HAS A GOOD VIDEO CAM
me:
WHEN I AM AS SKINNY AS LINDSAY LOHAN
tony:
DONT DO THAT BABY
me:
DONT WORRY
