I got this in the mail from cafepress…cost me a fucking arm and a leg with the American money and then the customs I had to pay (I bought my boyfriend the “I Love Sluts” shirt, too). I know, all the way to BC shouldn’t cost that much, but oh well it was worth it.

Here I am modelling how much I am lesbo for you.
I’m not really a lesbo.
Just so you know.

That sounded homophobic. I’m not that, either. I just don’t want you to think some creepy lesbian is stalking you or something.

K pictures.

Brianna.

**dear briana, i like lesbians BYAH!

cute how this person tried to be all mean and funny and really stick it to everyone in my comments regarding the ass implants and then once i politely approved the wicked burn they cam back and AGREED WITH THEMSELF ANONYMOUSLY! teehee weinerface i have your ip address.

Ever hear of Photoshop?

08.24.06 – 10:06 pm
IP: 68.235.165.15

Exactly. It is obviously faked.

08.25.06 – 8:06 am
IP: 68.235.165.15

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

From : Julián Alejandro López de Mesa Samudio
Sent : August 24, 2005 5:01:11 AM
To : parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com
Subject : I liked your Blog, not your book

Hi

My name is Julian Lopez de Mesa and I am from Colombia (yes, South America). Casual web browsing at 4:30 am directed me to your blog (blogs?). I generally hate blogs and bloggers because they all seem to think that what they say is really interesting when it isn’t. Anyway, for some reason yours seems to be different. I liked what I read. Your literary stuff, on the other hand…well….it has potential…but….but…I mean its all over the place. Trust me: You need to focus.

I don’t even know why I am writting this. Maybe it’s that finally the graveyard shift is getting to me or something. Anyway -again- you do look like someone with whom one can actually have a conversation in Canada – Maybe I am wrong though

Cheers

Julian