Subject : made up?

Dear Raymi,

I liked your friday bit on mascara. you gotta do some open mike to test the limits of your dry hilarity. I live in Ottawa now, it is a city in canada where peeps are either withered, luke warm or lava lampish. ill get used to it. better than the beaches. good night

shaun

May you stand sturdy on one leg and gaze towards the sunrise of a new and, actually, quite pleasant day

thank you for your email shaun
someone wrote that i should post a foto of me and my old mascara and then one of me wearing the new one but because i am a paranoid hermit i think they just want to make fun of me and say AHAH THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE CAKE FACE or something
ok bye -raymi

words i can’t stand

cottage I

part II to come later ooooh…

so all the little kids are back in the park wearing their brand new clothes and so far i have seen at least ten of them rolling around in the sand and fully biting it and the teacher/minders just stand there like haha your stupid fucking parents spent $300 on that outfit and probably $100 on the tiniest friggin pair of mini timberlands ahaha. i know that’s what i would be thinking.

completely uncalled for

MADtv’s anna nicole smith show

Bobby Lee’s Memoirs of a Geisha

AhhahaHAHAhahaa

grave robbers

sex on the mind

hi im back from the cottage we went on a 3 hour hike up and down retarded hills and stuff and it was rainy and like after walking incredibly high up you walk down really steep and walk a little bit and then you have to walk high up again. yeah. i’m glad i did it. i have to shower now bye.

drawings of me thread

buy some stamps or whatever

MARTY MCFLY NIKES

i need them so please sign the petition so i can get a pair thank you.