hi im back from the cottage we went on a 3 hour hike up and down retarded hills and stuff and it was rainy and like after walking incredibly high up you walk down really steep and walk a little bit and then you have to walk high up again. yeah. i’m glad i did it. i have to shower now bye.

pretty much looks nothing like her but i like the drawing so maybe i won’t paint over it but maybe i will, probably. we will see.

sorry everyone but the term “live blogging” just means that you are a bigger nerd than when you aren’t live blogging? so basically i am “live blogging” right now cos i am typing in real time but when i hit publish it’s no longer live?

this is what live blogging is:

11:59am – i farted

12:02 – i think that was more than a fart

12:11 – zzzzzz

anyway

yeah

find a new term cos it’s pretty embarrassing

LIVE FROM MY BLOG IT’S 2:32!!!!!!! YESTERDAY WASN’T LIVE BUT TODAY? TOOOTALLY LIVE!

YESTERDAY I WENT AWAY FROM BLOGGING FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES. TODAY? NOT GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN GANG!

GUESS WHAT OBESE READERS!? NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO TURN YOUR HEAD TO WATCH THE VMAs ON YOUR TELEVISION COS I AM WATCHING THEM FOR YOU AND WRITING DOWN ALL OF MY THOUGHTS!

etc and so on