ok i will put up some wedding photos later on but here now is some wedding information. the last song of the nite was sean paul’s get busy and i of course was the only person dancing to it and when that song comes on it is like a secret message from outerspace saying DANCE LIKE A TOTAL WHORE NO MATTER WHAT so i did and all these old people were like what the hell am i looking at and fil stood there with his hand on his mouth, hypnotized and it was probably the most awkward thing for everyone else to watch but for me it truly was a shining moment of awesome especially when i touched my toes and shook my ass etc and so on.

mythbusters wipeout

pretty much the funniest mythbusters moment ever and most painful. i bet you will watch it at least 4 times.

me:

i have to empty out the hall closet cos these guys are coming to check the something or other vent
all i did was move the hats
i dont want to unhang all the jackets and then hang them again

arran:

they are lucky you did that even

me:

DUH
i had this fantasy of being all breathless and saying oh well “i am a little lazy so i haven’t gotten a chance to clear it all away” and then they just shake their heads at me not getting my laziness joke and then it’s very awkward while they work on it and i type shit about them on my laptop

arran:

Is this one of those fantasies where you end up having a 3some with the vent repair guys?

me:

no
im actually dreading it and thinking that they are scary criminals out of a 90s voilent nyc movie and they are going to attack me and are saving our condo for last specially to rape me

arran:

you should clean the closet out then and not make them angry

me:

well i think it’s fine the way i did it
before fil left for work he was like you know u cant blow this off cos they actually have to do this cos normally when someone rings our bell i pretend im not here
people being at your door can be a scary experience
thats something crazy cat ladies say

arran:

I know what you mean though
I get like that about phone calls sometimes

me:

i always think it’s someone who wants to kill me
then it turns out to be some 13 year old who is way more nervous than i am

arran:

ya but you have pissed off a lot of 13 year olds

ARE YOU AFRAID OF STRANGERS?

so i have some time to kill before the wedding and i’m killing it at fil’s mum’s and i am still debating what fucking shoes to wear cos it’s casual right, fil is wearing white karate pants a la dustin hoffman in meet the fockers

so yeah i can get away with wearing my boots and i only want to wear them cos later when i am trashed they will be easier to wobble around in if i wear the wedges i have to drink less and then bring flats in my purse to slip on later so whoever comments and tells me what to do wins a present. obviously i should go for boots but i want to look super hot right so this is why wedges come into play? oh i have beige tights too BUT i also brought my brown checked knee socks in case i wanted to wear wedges. if i wear boots i don’t have to wear tights.

dear: me, shut up.

love, me.

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Mike | In this river says:

iawcc.net

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

is yer face getting fatter?

Mike | In this river says:

yer?

Mike | In this river says:

tho?

raymi says:

your

raymi says:

oh my god

Mike | In this river says:

you don’t have to call me god.

raymi says:

dont educate me ok im older than you are, i have earned the right to be lazy u little fuck

Mike | In this river says:

haha

Mike | In this river says:

you’re older than me by what… a year and a half?

raymi says:

listen mike NO i will NOT make out with you tho if you paid me 50 bucks i would.
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Mike | In this river says:

haha

raymi says:

well when u factor in life experience

raymi says:

as well as height/weight and gender

raymi says:

and overall intelligence and sex appeal

raymi says:

and popularity

Mike | In this river says:

lmao

Mike | In this river says:

the only two you have on me are sex appeal and popularity.

Mike | In this river says:

thanks for bein a confidence killer

raymi says:

oh so u are admitting that yer a girl?

raymi says:

dude u just gave me a link to a post on yer blog comparing me to a DOG

Mike | In this river says:

I’M SORRY

Mike | In this river says:

but i thought it amusing

raymi says:

well you seem to think a lot of things

Mike | In this river says:

well i’m sorry that i’m not female and can go hours without intelligent thought.

raymi says:

you are way exhausting

Mike | In this river says:

typing too much?

raymi says:

i wish you were coming to dodgeball so i could slam balls in your face

Mike | In this river says:

haha

Mike | In this river says:

i won’t even say it

raymi says:

me either

raymi says:

i was waiting for it

raymi says:

im sure pitt would love to also

Mike | In this river says:

ha

Mike | In this river says:

he throws like a girl

raymi says:

you talk a big game for someone who lives with their mom

Mike | In this river says:

wow i’m sorry i’m going to school full time.

raymi says:

here we go with the proving ourself speech

raymi says:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mike | In this river says:

lol

Mike | In this river says:

i live in a shithole town raymi.

raymi says:

i know you do

Mike | In this river says:

what do you expect me to do?

Mike | In this river says:

let me hear your wisdom

Mike | In this river says:

oh diligent one

raymi says:

are you going to be the next columbine or something

raymi says:

hey

Mike | In this river says:

…columbine?

raymi says:

colombine?

raymi says:

dont tell me u arent aware

raymi says:

anyway

Mike | In this river says:

haha

raymi says:

you need advice?

Mike | In this river says:

i need a new hobby to keep me busy because there’s nothing to do here

Mike | In this river says:

i figured i’d come to an expert

raymi says:

are u calling me lazy

raymi says:

why don’t you write an opus or something

raymi says:

get a girlfriend

raymi says:

im sure u could find one in a yahoo chatroom

Mike | In this river says:

writing creativity = low
girl prospects in this town = dont exist

raymi says:

one non-existant in the blog world

raymi says:

well u need to move dude

Mike | In this river says:

well i’ve never NEVER EVER thought of that before

raymi says:

go find a lonely rich cougar and get her to pay for a trip to paris or amsterdam

raymi says:

look chicken arms

Mike | In this river says:

lol

Mike | In this river says:

lmao

Mike | In this river says:

chickens dont have arms

Mike | In this river says:

they have wings

raymi says:

how old are u exactly

Mike | In this river says:

dumbass

Mike | In this river says:

20.

raymi says:

chicken legs

raymi says:

DUDE I AM 23.5 that is like ten years

raymi says:

girl v guy

raymi says:

sigh

raymi says:

anyway

raymi says:

learn origami

raymi says:

go gay?

Mike | In this river says:

is there a difference?

raymi says:

lose the chip on your shoulder first of all

raymi says:

it is a very big turn off

Mike | In this river says:

*eats chip*

raymi says:

that shit 17-20 yr olds play off as “confidence”

yesterday i consumed food-wise three pickles, pistachios, half a bag of plain miss vickies oh yeah half an instant pad thai something. this is not enough to prevent your eyes going crossed upon drinking red and white wines. you didn’t forget that i was awesome did you? hope not.

i have to practise unbitchy things to say tomorrow at the wedding.

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