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as a long time reader, i’ve got to say you’re getting pretty f’n boring raymi, do something about it! NOW!
p-funk | 10.10.06 – 12:43 pm | #
as a long time WRITER I don’t owe you shit. -raymi
Hey Lauren
Question. Have you ever had an intelligence test done? Why do I ask? Because anyone who can maintain a regular readership as large as the one you have for that long a time can’t be a dummy. I seriously think you are really fucking bright. I bet life bores the shit out of you most of the time. I bet the average person bores the shiit out of you. I bet you constantly yearn for something to stimulate your mind and are often let down because it is so damn hard to find. You know how sometimes we get a craving for something special to eat, but we can’t figure out what it is? I think
that for you as far as life in general.
I have read your blog for sometime now as well as sent the odd e-mail back and forth with you and have reached the conclusion that you are so fucking quirky and incredibly complex that you must have a very high IQ. By no means is this an attack on you. In fact, sure you have great looks and a fab. body, but the ultimate compliment I think anyone can ever get is that someone thinks you are brilliant. I do!
Sorry to turn you live chat thingy today into a porn discussion with my thoughts on 22 year olds and my family’s sex life. I was knob gobbler. Porn chat doesn’t do it for me. I don’t regularly do on-line chat and thought that an interestiing conversation topic as I’m shallow that way sometimes.
Happy T-Giving to you and Phil.
PS. Too bad you guys didn’t live out here. I’d want to steal you away to be the front for my band.
yeah i wasn’t around for that porn chat no worries it’s to be expected right?
as per my brains, yeh i’m smart and bored and totally wasting my intelligence, or am i?
depends how you see it.
they wanted to skip me in grade three or at least put me in french immersion
but because i liked my peers so much and felt a dominance over them i chose to stay
kind of like how i am now blogwise, stay mediocre but rule it?
i was in enrichment classes all the way to grade 8 and then valedictorian
but you know all this since you’ve been following
once highschool started grade 9 and ten i thought i had to really take it seriously if i wanted to be a lawyer or something but then i started slacking in the i’m smart enough to eek by just doing the bare-minimum required of me and teachers would shake their heads a bit and call me to their desks or write me notes, whining and begging almost for me to cut the shit
and how other students would kill to have my wits and talents
which i figured was the go-ahead to slack even more cos if they know i’m truly smart then they can’t fail me and nobody did, not saying i received 99 per cents or anything
i could figure out equations w/o showing work and couldn’t even know how i got it, to me it was just obvious and i would get bad marks in math cos of that a lot
english and science and business studies and law i aced, anything where you can just talk a lot and write a lot and distract people with yer showmanship and publicspeaking was my thing but anyway highschool is way over and i chose not to go to college or university
i figure some great work or project will happen to/for me sometime without having to do all that and yes it sounds like airy-fairy idealistic bullshit really but there are some people in the world that can get away with it. if i was actually working hard and making an effort things would be different at this point wouldn’t they?
anyway thanks for recognizing in me past all the smoke and mirrors of drunk obnoxious slurs that there is something else.
always looking for new talent, i will produce your next record. look out stevie wonder.
**slowly getting drunk i just found my justified justin timberlake cd a very big triumph.
and now a quote from VICE‘s student guide
ENDING UP $20,000 IN DEBT, FAILING YOUR EXAMS, AND WRESTLING WITH ENDLESS FEELINGS OF GUILT AND REGRET JUST SO YOU COULD BE LAZY, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, AND NETWORK WITH OTHER DRUNK LOSERS FOR FOUR YEARS IS SIMPLY FUCKING STUPID. IF YOU’RE UNSURE ABOUT UNIVERSITY THEN QUIT RIGHT NOW. SAVE YOURSELF THE FUCKING BOTHER. IF YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT USING UNIVERSITY AS A WAY TO BETTER YOURSELF AND INSTEAD ARE LOOKING TO TREAT THE NEXT THREE YEARS AS A GAY LITTLE SOCIAL CLUB THEN YOU SHOULD BE GASSED. THEY SEND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO THE MUSLIMS AROUND THE WORLD. THEY WATCH THEM IN BETWEEN THE FOOTAGE OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE LONDON BOMBINGS. DESPITE WHAT SOME PEOPLE THINK, RADICAL MUSLIMS DON’T “HATE YOUR FREEDOM,” BUT THEY DO HATE YOU, YOU WHITE, PRIVILEGED, LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU ARE THE REASON THAT WORLD WAR III IS HAPPENING.
-ANDY CAPPER
oh and by the way americans – CANADA OWNS THANKSGIVING. did you know that? i just learned that. i was about to write a totally unjustifiably ignorant post about how thanksgiving is racist and 100% NOT back it up but then i discovered that we had thanksgiving first so i decided that thanksgiving isn’t racist after all.
i bet you guys thought thanksgiving belonged to you cos you outshone us with yer OMG THANKSGIVING IS SOON SO STRESSED OUT AND THEN IT IS CHRISTMAS and yer macy’s day parade and your football and your decorations of pilgrims with those faggy guns that look like the end of a clarinet.
the moral of the story is I HAVE OPINIONS.
