i have not had a bowel movement yet today though in writing this i think that i might. tonight is sober nite and we will probably go see a movie. i am going to pluck the hair that grows out of my chin now. with excitement like this i don’t think my book will be finished in time for christmas. oh well.
hello everyone
i bought the worstest microwave dinners two days ago. when lise and i hang out we are either buying clothes, getting wasted, or grocery shopping. anyway she was like are you going to get those and i said yes despite the pictures being the complete fucking opposite of appetising looking. anyway we ate the curry beef brisket the nite of iron maiden and it truly bummed fil out. we rate it no stars well maybe half a star for the rice.
i am about to dine on CHICKEN A LA KING. i will let you know how it is later.
please stand by.
**verdict: more like chicken a la smells like chinese food but tastes like 1982 stouffer’s. i have doused the entire thing with salt. it’s ok enough but i think will affect my emotional stability for the next three hours. i feel like a loser.
the packaging design is fully flawed. the meat sauce whatever takes way longer to nuke than it says on the box so you have to stop after 7 minutes and take out the rice so it doesn’t dry out but most of it does anyway. SIGH.
**UPDATE – i threw it out. i ate a few bites and decided wtf fuck this. took up way too much of my time and then has the audacity to look and taste like barf? i would write parker lee a letter but they would probably not even respond resulting in more of my time wasted and then i’d get parker lee coupons or something.
i bet you can’t wait for my fried noodle with pork review.
ps. someone in the box DID have their cellphone clipped to their belt.
more later.
there’s a separate section in the stalkraymi forums called stalk about it (if you can think of a better name tell me) anyway you can make your own threads now so have fun netizens!
coolness upgrade!
fil and i are going to see iron maiden tonite and be in a skybox! i can’t wait to look down on suburban trash whilst eating steak and drinking cristal or whatever. also i don’t know anything about iron maiden so it will be like when paris hilton asked what they sell at wal-mart, walls? it’s fil’s work’s box so i hope there will be white-collar dudes with cellphones clipped to their belts nodding their heads like they know what’s going on i wonder if fil has to clip his cellphone to his belt tonite? the cat is fucking the teddy bear right behind me on the ottoman so right now my lips are only 2.5 feet away from his lipstick.
the saddest video in the world
i hate it when dogs get their feelings hurt.
ok i have something to brag about try and top this
i know this chick in the burbs who works for nintendo and when we visit she is always at the bar and she tells me about the latest games and products or whatever therefore i knew about wii WAY BEFORE YOU DID and there is no way you can prove that you knew about it before me.
the moral of the story is i am cooler than you.
