CRAZY TYRA WINFREY
a little difficult to watch
TYRA IS A FUCKING BITCH
LEARN FROM THIS cos she cares! “when my mother yells at me like this it’s because she loves me!!” ???
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penelope cruz is going to play me in a movie and the movie will be about doing laundry and sighing a lot while having a laundry basket on her hip and there will be wacky spanish humor oh wait is that a movie about her life? i am going back to bed cos i am too retarded for this world right now i have been awake since 5:41am.
also this woman is what i aspire to be after my good ole blogging days are over i can’t decide which hat i like the best
her captions are pretty amazing also
I imaged a frog and knit it.
but, I modelled it on a frog and was not able to knit it.
It is failure.
etienne’s matt good buzznet fotos
On the night before the burial, Cathey’s wife Katherine refused to leave the body, and played songs on her laptop that reminded her of her husband.
i cannot stop looking at this photo and reading the caption. even my period is crying.
Hey raymi. I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your blog, and it is not just because of the boob pics. I have depression and sever social anxiety that has kept me inside my house for about 4 years now. Its sad, but the Internet is my life and you are a no bullshit light in this cyber world for me.
I love how you speak your mind with no apologies.
I have a blog as well if you want to check it out It is not the greatest, but I try.
I am always looking for friends online and would like to invite you into my world.
I know you get a million emails a day, but I just wanted to say hello and hopefully correspond with you sometime.
Stay smart, crazy and beautiful.
Michael
AKA
Bubba Nosferatu
last nite was the gongiest of shows i’m sort of waiting for others to blog about it first as a guide to know what i can and cannot say.
oh i just remembered a crucial and essential part of my david letterman fantasy – at one point he says to me that i am very smart and i say THEY KEEP TELLING ME THAT! or say THEY KEEP SAYING THAT. i can’t decide which is most effective and of course i say it in this totally casual and modest way and then paul schaffer and i talk about mississauga for a little while.
did you know that crucial and essential, basically mean the same thing and yet in the dictionary neither word is used to describe the other’s meaning? kind of like two mirros facing each other but not.
oh grass is green too.
someone in fil’s comments said i am canada’s jessica simpson and i have a feeling it’s not cos of my singing voice.
