my mom is on her way over and she has been calling to give me updates on all the streets she is passing to make sure she is walking in the right direction, i told her that wasn’t necessary but i guess maybe it is. i have not put on any make-up yet and i have not showered since saturday cos fil had to recaulk the tub, i was thinking how i could fill up our day today and was like oh i guess criticising how i look will take up at least 15 minutes. sweet.
i said COCK.
i figured out a birthday surprise for fil that will be hilarious if you can guess what it is you can come and watch.
i rate them 1000 stars. i am in trouble if this becomes a regular item on the menu. i prefer the bacon to the sausage and while it appears to be similar to mcdonald’s barf mucmuffin it is not cos of the melt in your mouth tea biscuit.
my apologies for this i am so fucking fat post.
i am going to get this book for my dad’s birthday, mom don’t tell him please. though it is double the price at indigo, damnit.
my dad will only read books if they are about JFK, john lennon, WWII or cheech and/or chong.
on friday when i came home fil had beaten me there
ha i just made him look abusive
anyway he was trashed and fell asleep immediately while i stayed up to flick back and forth between thelma and louise and some tv porno, it was very romantic. i thought about doing a review of thelma and louise but i didn’t know where to begin and how do you review a movie you saw in 1991 when it came out on VHS when you were 8 years old?
i guess you watch it and porn at the same time after drinking the entire universe?
anyway some things greatly pissed me off about it – had that movie been made in today’s time those bitches wouldn’t have driven off that cliff. that movie is sexist and i think i should write to callie khouri. she based thelma and louise’s reasoning why they absolutely had to flee to mexico was that NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT THIS SCUMBAG GOT FRESH WITH THELMA IN THE PARKING LOT OF A SKEEZY COUNTRY DANCEBAR and then obviously no one would believe it was self defense that louise shot him? cos there was no way the police would even let them state their side of the story nope NO WAY the chips are stacked against you thelma and louise FLEE TO MEXICO and if you don’t make it DRIVE OFF A CLIFF WHILE THAT KIND AND UNDERSTANDING DETECTIVE RUNS AFTER YOU TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE BUT YOU DON’T SEE HIM COS OF THE SAND SMOKE FROM YOUR PEELING-OUT!
can someone rip my arms off so that i don’t rip out my long beautiful hair?
holy shit and yes louise alludes to some cafuffle in her past that happened in texas that we don’t really learn about or do we i forget anyway that kill bill guy shows up and gives her money and is like BABY I WANT TO GO WITH YOU and she’s all no sorry and i’m like ARE YOU CRAZY YOU ARE A GRANDMA AND THIS YOUNG STUD WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AND YOU SAY NO!?!?
when brad pitt tells geena davis’ husband that he met his wife and then air hump simulates boning her, that’s funny.
though bringing people down to my level is pretty fun.
don’t forget to vote again tomorrow, and now it’s leafs + rye time.
i also tried to upload videos from last nite to my buzznet all day long and it didn’t work so you will have to wait a little longer, it’s worth it though. i sing papa don’t preach and i dance and i do the clap and then the double clap to the beat. i thought i knew how to sing that song, the verses, but nope, i so don’t, not a comfort zone song, good to know and then i sing j.lo’s waiting for tonite and totally fucking destroy it and i don’t mean in a i fucking slayed that song kind of way. it was like i was singing a completely separate song but to the beat, amazing. that song came out strategically just before y2k and i dug it a lot, especially the video, sang along to it and for awhile years after it was no longer top 40 status, during nites when i couldn’t sleep i would have it stuck in my head for some reason (mental problems) – with all this i thought well i can own this fucking song.
WRONG.
i might have deleted it it’s so bad. even lou gosset jr. knew how to sing it and sang screamed it along until i figured out the rhythym. i think all of lise‘s racism has finally gotten to me.
i also sang no doubt’s cover of it’s my life and soda the cat sings along with me after the part DON’T YOU FOR-GEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT then soda goes wreeeeeeeeaow and attacks the dog cos my singing skills drive her mental.
the moral of the story is: wine and champagne and squash soup = BEST EAR GOGGLES EVER
i have a serious question for the christians or whoever believes in god – does god read blogs? and if so, does he read my blog? if the answer is yes, why doesn’t he leave me any comments? or, why doesn’t he leave you comments, cos like, you guys are friends, right?
please dignify these questions with a response.
ps i bet he likes my blog the best and shakes his head and chuckles and says oh, that raymi and the reason he likes my blog the best is because it hurts his feelings when you guys post stuff about all the mistakes of the world like war and pollution and poverty, bet you never thought of that one.
perhaps i should call tcs (the christian station) during their live chat show and ask them if god reads blogs then scream YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK IN HELL and hang up.
ok one last thing about this abortion stuff and then we can get back to the regular barf farting drunk sluts routine:
the fact you’re getting carved to pieces is that you assume your content is more important than what i write
So what’s it to you if I think that? What possible effect could it have on your life?
Yes, I do think religion, politics and social issues are more important than the mundane goings on of people’s lives. -suzanne
to many, my content is important to them likewise as to some, your content is more important–
I said as much in my first post– I’m sure your fans like your stuff. That doesn’t mean to say I think your blog is good.
it’s not a what is more important race
I acknowledged as much: you won because you have more traffic.
ps a lot of people strongly disagree with right-winger pro-lifers that’s just the way it is.
As if I didn’t know that.
oh and i suffered a severe psychosis due to post traumatic stress a few years ago, was hospitalised and i got pregnant at the time and was forced to have an abortion, bringing a child into the world at that time would be a totally cruel and inept thing to do so FUCK YOU. goodbye.
But killing an unborn child is not cruel? You couldn’t have given up the child for adoption? That wouldn’t have been cruel. Certainly less cruel that having him torn limb from limb.
The truth is you did it for yourself, not because of any real concern for the unborn child.
I wonder if she means “goodbye” for real.
I’m just amazed that people so sure that my opinions are worthless feel the need to show me the error of my ways.
i was on medication, bringing a doped-up child to term and then putting it into the adoption system like, you’re welcome kid good fucking luck? and limb from limb? the thing was a zygote, it’s not like it was working on bay street. anyway, i do not think that the idea of abortion is amazing or anything however it’s a necessity for some and don’t be ignorant to that, think: poor people, women of rape – this is an area where religion should not come into play, ever. and i know your next argument will be bla bla once the sperm hits the egg it’s a person, that’s pure bullshit so don’t even bother.
ps if you already knew that people like to argue with your kind THEN WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZED PEOPLE SO SURE THAT YOUR OPINIONS ARE WORTHLESS FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS!?
pps. that was a really brutal sentence to read it took me like, five hours to figure out.
