Puttin’ the golden vibes out there

Me neither, but now’s our chance!

I imagine Kanye might have or something, surely this is how the rich kids do it. 24 Karat Gold at that. Never going to be betrothed? Fill your hole with gold instead (of on that finger). It may be a man’s world but we can get on without ‘em.

With a $425 retail valued vibrating rod of independence! I have been looking forward to this erotic give-away for awhile now, EXCLUSIVE only to raymitheminx.com as lets face it I am the whore of Blogylon so who better else than moi to give away something so gorgeously crass?

The only business that’s got to go down is clicking the golden dildo, typing in your NAME and EMAIL and voila you have entered. I just did it. Name: RAYMILAUREN Email: raymitheminxATgmail.com SIMPLE and no catch. Remember the American Apparel Free $10 vouchers I spread around Christmas time, no catch there either? This is just like that, you guys can trust me :).

And, it’s not just good for women who don’t need men, there’s men who like men who don’t need men too! Or enter for your wife cos your schnitzel is on holiday. Need I remind you that Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, it would be groovy to win in time for not having a boyfriend by then and/or it’s the perfect gift! We gave a girlfriend a vibrator once and there is no shortage on awkward when the unwrapping goes down and now I’m passing the opportunity (and good vibes) on to you dear Little Raymis.

Bzz bzz!

Craft Hipster bait

Working on new blog layout. Things will be looking cooler here very soon!

Guess what folks, tonight at 9:30PM RAYMBO TIME (Toronto and whatever lol) on MTV it’s my episode of Creeps TONIGHT! TOMORROW AGH! I have broken out in to zits for the occasion. I REPEAT, TOMORROW NIGHT 9:30PM NOT TONIGHT. Holy fucking stupidcalafragalistic. The both times I sat to edit this dumb blurb I have been interrupted. URG.

Risky

Reblogging Rebel Yell on vimeo cos big surprise, it was previously flagged on the true loser user experience what is known as youtube thanks to some troll.

You are now free to enjoy freely, now.

It’s Christmas here forever. I don’t care, the ornaments are gone all that’s left to do is just fold this thing up and stuff it in a box (pre-strung lit!) and call it a day.

i like the sweet life and the silence

Putting this up to redeem from the fugz pics of me you’re about to see below.

Friday looked like this. I was like JUST a cheese pizza it’s too early and we are only ordering this for the gingerales (5 of them, got us through the day til night) and Teacher was like, a cheese pizza? Had to clarify ten times then finally made this joke, what is this lauren, you’re not staying home alone (he played hooky!) Kevin Mcallistair. (He pizza) Verdict: pizza pizza suuuuu-uuuuuucks. Too doughy.

His pizza sucked, made it bbq based uh stoner pizza ideas much I bet if marshmallow was an option you’d choose it. I made fun of him every bite I took of that disgusting thing.

Geniuses choose cheese pizzas. I look terrible here. We watched Immortal Beloved and it took what was left of my soul. Great film, sad that we forgot to bring it. Gotta get ready for Brunch now must wash my mane. It dries funny because it’s full of chemicals and we let air dry because it’s delicate like tinsel? It’ll tear out if we brush blow it all. Only when it gets toned, normally it does not get toned it’s just a one-process job, wait til it turns white. I wait 3 hours haha or it takes about 3 hours all in and no more each visit, longer than a trip to nyc by airplane. Blabbity blah tweeting this now #Bingington continues.