Notice how everyone annoying you know is into this show (except ourselves of course “we” aren’t annoying) and thank fu**kin crap they ripped into it, Lena Dunham is so smug and dumpy I don’t give a shit about unconventional beauty but goddamn bet she wishes it was back to the simple old days of porn parody which is actually way more flattering in a sense. Has she “laughed at herself” publicly along with all of us yet?
Octopus salad happy Octoberpus! Not the same as squid or calamari. Try an octopus salad one time in your life, this was baby octopus it tastes differently to grown up which is more tender juicy and is maybe the steak of fish if we ruled out tuna steaks. Oh yeah that reminds me yesterday I said Canada is the Americanized Europe.
This dinner was insane and so fun. Thanks Spaghettio! He never tried Impasto yet so used us as a means to eat the restaurant, glad to be of help. Then the power went out while we had our last drink and dessert because around the corner a five alarm (eight alarms?) fire raged through an mtl apt brownstone. We got all of it on camera. Cool night. Oh yeah the kitchen Instagrammed everything we ordered too so our food was like a movie star, famous food. Movie star of the internet. Blaha read that cigarette box disclaimer on the right.
See. I feel badly, these people were in blankets crying obvs it was their building. My bf is a disaster tourist, Euros get away with being inconsiderate so by default? THIS GUY.
What did one enabler say to the other? Drink up. Another good toast is to honour. Can’t come in ‘er come on her BAHAHAH gross. Also, true say.
Sweet potato gnocci it just melted into nothingness. “I died”. And don’t forget the most expensive thing I ever ate. The boys were playing Russian roulette over the menu. We went all in.
A jar full of delish evil.
the jar full of pickled eggplant was damn good I would eat a major bowl full of that.
My friend has a crazy vintage/modern post-modern sunglasses collection amongst a bevy of other wicked treasures. He also had GTA5 and that made someone pacified for a good while, a nice couch sesh yeah.
One of my top ten movies, ahead of Big Lebowski. He’s french too so it’s appropes actually my bf kinda resembles him too. He also orders milk a lot. Fwahah aw.
Okay I gotta go I’m getting nag attacked now peace. Enjoy the weather today how lucky are we!
Hi ho bro friends and the rest, sorry for the ghost town here we’ve been busy seeing a lot of Canada, particularly rural Quebec, Quebec City, Montreal, Algonquin and some other parts of rural Ontario. The sis has seen quite a bit and adores the place of course. Funny how Euros love Canada and Canadians love Europe. Grass is always greener.
I’m just going to do this at random cos I’m supposed to be packing and doing my face but instead I secret blog *lets whisper okay thank you*. Those are wild blackberries. We went for a killer hike, I have a rash on my left boob from twigs that got through my shirt. We fought the forest and the mothereffer fought back that’s for sure. I’ve been on some pretty insane hikes but that one tops them all. Yesterday we went on another less full-bodied hike to some falls in Algonquin it was nice and I got a tan. I also have a lot of bug bites all over my body, they’re still at it.
That’s my new underwear guess which colour I chose for today, first who guesses right gets bragging rights.
After a mental hike anything tastes delicious even ravioli. We toasted marshmallows later on too.
Digging my hair. This is in Quebec at a cabin on a little lake and no one else was around that we saw, we screamed funny shit over the water and it echoed a billion times over. We went canoeing and kayaking too. MOUNTAIN WOMEN!!! Plus man.
Cottages aren’t a thing in Holland so this is the bf and sis toasting marshmallows for the fist time ever. Better late than never.
This is me being a me.
The water was cool I didn’t go in any further than this except for later on when I was drizzunk and kind of half fell in. Sigh. We are shoving our stomachs into one another to hide how fat we were at the time, great trick!
Bf ended up wearing these as underwear for the night cos who wants to go unpack in the wild and each time we went to the bathroom he was shocked at what he discovered bahaha.
Sitting in the quiet sun here was paradise, very serene, still. Ahhh nature.
The hike was intense because you got hit in the face arms body everywhere with thorny branches and leaves and needles every other second while trying to maneuver up and down and over rocks tree roots climbing over shit, I cried at one point I was so frustrated ALSO we saw 8 huge piles of bear crap two of which were fresh which was pretty scary, we had a bear horn to warn them but we forgot all about that once the hard part of the hike began.
Okay I got busted blogging gotta go xo.
I won the rematch round of this last night. Okay peace have a good Monday.
I waited for forever for a photo of how camouflaged I was amongst nature. It didn’t ever really happen. Cool joke bro!
Christmas man was the best though. Time to cash out to some tv I’ll make a blerg post for ya tomorrow all about the all abouts kay, thanks, bye my babies are here :). Gonna watch the Bling Ring. I watched it a few days ago already but it’s one of those watch again type of things.
Hi what’s up. Hi, hi, yeah yeah. So I took a lot of photos the day before we left leading up to the day we arrived then we got busy living life here and these ones got left behind, but now I’m going to take a special T-O and get’er done with it.
Here’s an irrelevant cotton candy sky though first. That night was good I imagine, think recollect. Didn’t summer whip by for you too?
A gift we left behind, too much weight. My exercise ball too thanks dutch mum! Can’t wait to bounce on that thing and sit for immeasurable hours on end while I tone. Keep that posture postured, work out the kinks in my affinity for hunch.
Discovered that peach polish the night before should have bought it. I’ll find it again.
Baha with the scarf I look like that mexican mouse cartoon loser in a scene where he flies a plane and then all the foibles and hi-jinxes occur, right?
He makes me take landmarks of everything pictures and in his accent says, “take thees baby it is of very recognizable thing.” ha aw.
I’m like ten pounds lighter since this holy shit traveling nana potato.
Smoke hot box.
We had about an hour+ to kill.
I want to stay in a Yotel.
Dutch people have problems with the letter Y, they pronounce it Jotel. Jogurt. Ha. So it’s funny that this is called Yotel at the Amsterdam airport where NO ONE will say it right.
Much better. It’s like people who like licorice. You guys are fucked.
Tulip nation. During the war, people ate tulip bulbs when they were starving and had no money for food. Count your blessings.
I <3 NY plus I <3 Aruba etc was copied from the I am Amsterdam slogan. #Fact.
This kid wanted us to do an airport/travel satisfaction of some sort survey I said sure but you gotta haul ass with us around the corner to another smoking room while we hook you up with answers.
He was like Charlie Bucket in the modern future.
See the woman pouring milk, woah relax.
This room was less disgusting on account of the window light but it was still hot and smokey stuffy.
Spicy Maxima and the king. Is she Queen now then? Cos his mother was Queen and it’s not like she passed Maxima her crown, so I dunno. I got this tin of cookies for my Nana.
How could someone leave these behind?
Intense.
Hello anybody in there.
It’s our plane. An Air France KLM one, I see (make up your mind?).
Our tv’s did not work for the entire flight of 7 hours – boarding early time sitting in there from start to fin and those are pretty expensive plane tickets so it was pretty shitty, just saying.
Leg room consolation prize. The guy beside us cashed out immediately for the entire flight. We sat on that chair across from our seats here on that fold-out flight attendant seat whom of which was an adorable little sprite. One flight attendant was super rude to my bf every time he got up to walk around and stretch his legs, it was strange like an I hate you cos you’re straight kind of bossy way. Bf was like I have to avoid him because I will lose my temper next time. It was so passive aggressive and we did not appreciate it at all and he wouldn’t have been roving around had our bloody tv screens worked KLM. All I wanted to do was zone out and snooze to Cinderella and other guilt plej movies/shows.
We kept busy, drinking and sharing his laptop and watching life of pi til the battery died/meal time. We interacted which turned to bickering off and on, thanks KLM. We totally needed naps. Had a late night and spent the day in a frenzy getting all last minute shit done and shutting down the house, packing, train travel it was a definite mish.
We had great weather our first morning, all day in Canada. It was a happy fun time. Okay I got things to do now thanks for that!
