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Monthly Archives: July 2012
Partying is such sweet sorrow
Good afternoon Friday freaks!
I swear that wet spot was not my fault.
Backward over the shoulder red carpet pose. Oh and where’s that cellulite again loser? That’s what I thought. Shut up.
We made some bottle service friends of course and to get in to their club they made me hold a sparkler. It was scary and I danced with it, scary dangerous dance moves! I love the black hole what is F spot.
Covering my friend the wet spot at F snot.
Chris Not sure if duck face or asking for grey poupon -_-
Raymi Lauren White Not duckface it’s my face! Im hiding a wet spot.
Chris Negatron to both, my bad.
What’s the picture on the right in the bg above brunette woman?
Raymi Lauren White no idea it’s so dark in there.
Raymbecca was tanked. The one on the right I mean. She SO sloshed that drink on me or someone else did all I remember is looking down and going how did that get there? I like hanging out by the wall because there are less people to fall in to there.
Some photographic technical difficulties.
Fine girls everywhere. Looking for wifeings.
Holy shit this just goes on forever.
Picture of the night! We were in a male model cluster mob. NBD.
Our booth babe buddies. Insert wolf whistle. I am going to have to step my game up.
This one belongs on tumblr. Everyone on their phones. Girl ghosts.
This is us blending in.
Love it Bechnique! Come to her show when I get back from Aruba! Okay here’s some more weird crap. It was too hot and late in the day to exercise outdoors the other day so I danced in the living room with the AC cranked. I feel so awful for the earth sometimes. Anyway, here from the fruit of my labour is, the fruit of my labour? Man I have to go back to school.
So the narcissistic post I blogged the other day garnered a hater comment that I obviously don’t do anything but sit on my ass all day clearly and to go out and do something. Plus people who take pictures of themselves in mirrors are losers. I shouldn’t have deleted it.
I will never stop sitting on my ass at home in the day WORKING ON A COMPUTER have you heard of telecommuting, entrepreneurship, or I dunno THE INTERNET? I am a blogger. Sometimes we don’t gotta work bro or we are in between jobs during the period of which the blog itself acts as a cash collector. What the hell are you doing? Oh wait I DON’T CARE!
You mad bro? Posting pics of myself on my blog is my job. That is the news. What is Raymi up to, Oh, she looks good. Well done her. Do you see the advertisement on the top of my page likewise the one for ADD on the corner, what do you think that’s all about numbnuts? Do you think this is a hobby a-hole? I am killing myself here trying to make it here so keep being unexceptional in Pennsylvania and enjoy the show.
Pride (In the name of love).
Raymbo Pride!
I was walkin’ through tha woods one daaaaaaaaay.
Oh hey guys what’s up didn’t see ya there.
Look what I can do.
Come on girls lets go. Hi Shasha!
Stashing my purse.
It was fun to just be hanging out here waiting for the big beginning I love this lush street it is magical and it was a freakfest and we were superstaaaaaaaahs!
Exactly.
What a great backdrop.
LOL DIIIIIVA!
Nice Spice girls pose Lauren!
April won for best accessories and makeup.
The anticipation adrenaline was out of control. I couldn’t stop dancing. Colleague had to tell me to chill a couple times hah. Conserve energy. For what? This is it! I have tons of energy I don’t need to save any.
This is the act we had to follow. I shoulda jumped in!
Whattagwan!
That was awesome. Did you feel like Ghostbusters Shasha?
Barb was great with these too.
Got jostled quite a bit. It was hilarious. I turned some wipe-outs in to dance poses/dance moves. Surfing was one I did a lot.
Then we would die laughing for a bit. I laughed and screamed and talked so much my face hurt by the end of the day/night. Pride Walk of Shame got a lot of laughs from my compadres as we were joining the leagues of the mob at Yonge.
HAhaha.
Baby laughs a lot.
Kiebler raver elves. What’s the password man!
Ooh sexy times.
Cute girls.
I saw this go down. Such a positive and happy day. Everyone was bubbly and free spirited fancy free.
How can this not make you smile?
I am sure colleague enjoyed himself this day.
Awesome okay you win. Haha me in the BG.
Bye have a nice adventure.
Meanwhile.
They were capturing my butt which is ridonkulous. Butt Pride 2012.
Had to remember those were not actually stripper poles but makeshift ones. They held true though and only a couple umbrellas went inside out from the wind at one point which was hilarious.
Those are NDP heavyweights; NDP leader Thomas Mulcair and Parkdale-HighPark rep Peggy Nash.
Can you tell those were my colleague’s notes like I could possibly know that ahaha.
Awesome.
More awesome.
We look like a miniature strip club haha.
And our pictures are all over the internets too. Felt like Jem and the Holograms.
We went bananas dancing and dancing and ahhh. Same five songs over and over again I’d call out PLACES EVERYBODY as a joke cos we had no defined place, it was dance everywhere and anywhere.
Double Raymbo
Happy 4th of July
A guy in Starbucks there really wanted to take my picture. Like my bruise? That was from my nude movie scene I banged (ha banged) my thigh on the corner of the bed. ugh.
We had a lovely dinner. You know I loves ta eat.
It was super windy. Hi girls!
Okay I found one blonde.
We went for a night swim.
After cruising the shops.
Party on southern cousins!
Look good now die later
Oh dear. Sorry to everyone I hit, punched, kicked, stomped, shoved or pushed while dance spazz attacking. I am paying for it today in uber soreness, hobbling around and limping down the stairs urggg.
INTENSE It felt like the Beatles on pop rocks and adrenaline shots to the heart blaaaaaaaaaaaah out of control thrill, my mind is still blown. We were that scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day off when they burst into impromptu shake it a baby street parade but now that I am a dancing on a float expert I know that they were just lip syncing partying in the street to a song everybody knows cos every time my bro and I would watch it we’d be like HOW ARE THEY ALL DOING THAT HOW DO THEY KNOW TO SING THAT SONG OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT FOR!!? And I was actually a valedictorian once.
I was worried I would look like an insect with my wings an these round glasses. Not gonna lie I am not in to the round shades sorry Gaga’s out there. Anyway I looked like The Tick instead GREAT. LOL. These are Bech’s walk of shame fame glasses I wore to Booger King with her the morning after MSTRKRFT. B-a-l-l-e-r-s!
People everywhere. It was bonkers. I will remember this for the rest of my life. Or this week. o_O.
Okay it’s not mystery camera’s fault now I know for certain it’s Raymbecca’s. She zooms in then goes picture happy and then close ups of my face cool.
Now I look like a Fraggle Rock Gay Superhero. I got sprayed by water a lot until it made my mascara run then I stopped taking shots in the face. People had super soakers everywhere.
Absolute madness :). That adrenaline rush is addictive. I’m going to post colleague’s shots tomorrow when my brains stop scrambling. Mommy is nappy times.
Then Raymbecca left a Shasha bag in the cab and I lost my favourite daisy duke cut offs (talk about LEGENDARY as a matter of fact) that were in it and Bech and I disputed over it for the following 24 hours and why she would not apologize when I never had that bag in my hands once. I wasn’t mad at all actually but like come on, I would say sorry if I lost your favourite sweater button because I’m an apologizaholic (sorry about that)(buhaha) anywhoo it’s a party hazard and that shit happens. Enough good happens to me some bad has to once in awhile too why not.
We hung out with the dude who does Shasha’s hair. All day long we repeated Sha-sha Sha-sha over and over again because we are eccentric like that and when you get in the vortex with me and Bech we talk vomit compete. A new thing is sumo wrestling.
OMG TP how humiliating. I have wiping ocd (like my brother) and good metabolism. Sue me.
No wonder I did a salon visit today my hair was natty ratty bombatty!
Luckily I have a stand-in pair of cut-offs. These ones are more snug so more reason to keep it skinny times.
You can see my teeny belly scar from a piece of glass. Happened when I was 3 or 4. Thanks Shawn.
So the cut of my burlesque sparkle pants made me look a bit hippy but whatevs I ain’t cryin’. I am going off fast food for good now Dagnabbit. I know I’ll trim down in Aruba cos I won’t get the munchies there so that’s cool.
The roof is a fun place to be in the summer.
I need to film a funny show up here.
Pretty giggly. This picture took a billion attempts.
As did this. Sidenote: Started watching Chasing Amy last night for the first time. Cheeseballs with the passage of time, the lingo but I’ll give Kevin Smith just this one point for bettering Clerks. Which was dog shit city IMO. When is he going to email me and tell me to go f myself for ripping on him periodically over the past half-decade? Anyway I will watch the other half. If Joey Lauren Adams doesn’t end up doing Affleck I am going to be severely annoyed. Don’t tell me either or I will be annoyeder.
Juju Bear and I at Hoxton Mstrkrft Absolut freak fest it was amazing. Still have loads of pics to post yeah yeah you know etc.
Cool pics Becca thank you.
Steve gave me great Hairapy @HeadCandySalon this morning. Had to do it twice my ends are so dry, the second time with a stain. Then a little itty bitty trim.
Applique uno. Thanks guys!
And because I am a visionary genius I knew to wear my purple sparkle Dorothy flats. Who does that? THIS GUY.
What a rush
More later skids. Sorry for the ghost blog town. Having a good long weekend? Great! Happy Canada Day! My legs are keeling me. Kisses. Gaymitheminx esquire. Thanks Shasha and the girls you were great!
