On Tuesdays our local taco dealers are closed, boohoohoo so we went for burgers, I was stir cray, weekend birthday bender hungover emotionally and needed girl time to go over the events of the weekend.

I got hit on by a dude at the corner waiting for the bus in a bizarre fashion even though he was not my type and kind of seemed looney tunes, I was flattered. A few more times men whispered under their breaths at me WOW You are really pretty, right? Rebecca was there so ask her I think it was the sunshine and the blond hair and my Sam Kinison hat or maybe I am gorgey and I just don’t know it because I am so utterly depressed.

I’m going to get the full Burlington experience this weekend and that means TANNING SALON then I will look more vibrant instead of Madame Tussauds come to life.

If I had a store how much stupid crap would it be filled up with ahhh. Should I make an etsy store? Is that only for things people make? Like my online garage sale shit i don’t want no more. That’s your easter present, rifling through that garbage. Literally jajaja! Wish I had VS pink thong now I wear so many thongs now I am the thong song!

J’adore this hot knives painting. I pretend they’re at the cottage.

Rebecca has finally turned in to a potato but because I am such a good friend I refrained from having her sliced into fries. I use the word slice a lot. Anyway rebecca nooo come back.

Okay thank you. Look that’s me payin’ for shit because I am a gentleman. If you look closer you can see a picture of Duncs in my wallet.

I always forget the guy’s name but the Stampede owner dude always asks if I have minx nails done and finally I had my minx’s on!

Once we started eating we became happy hyper spazzes but then we also had a rum chocolate milkshake too so err, what look over there! We made up funny shit about everyone who passed and sang the Miss Almira Gulch bicycle theme song from the Wizard of Oz anytime anyone on bike rode passed we sounded like a circus music sped up when multiples of people rode by at once, we were pretty loud and jovial. Sean says the Yay Cray club is a youtube channel all on its own. True say!

I can’t get over how chalky I am, I cannot wait to get colour. I’ll go sit in the sun after this.

Reborn.

More lint brush. I told my bro I wanted an ikea gift card for a present so I can buy plants and pretty stuff for the roof. SWOON. New lounge cushions!

Rebecca said give me my burger back when I took MY burger from the tray. She’s allergic to wheat so hers came in that salad which is a bunless burger in a box. Who ordered the salad? Turned into you don’t make friends with salad! She got hives later on anyway so maybe it was the fries. I have never been so amazed by someone who just eats potatoes all the time and is not at all afraid of carbs it’s insulting to me almost hahah. I mean yeah I eat garbage a lot, worser things than french fries but on a regular day, going out for a thing of fries? That’s just not done for skinny girls with food issue probz or I mean, I think people who are not conscious of the unhealthy things they’re eating are actually aware but are choosing to just chow down anyway. For example, in high school eating cafeteria food like crack addicts, I got chubbier. There’s an area of margin for eating crap and eating crap TONS. Just know when to stop. Which is why Rebecca’s potato extremities are so fascinating and beguiling to me that, or I need to get a life.

So, no more bison for forever? But your place is called stampede guy! jajaja. That’s like Raymi the Nun and now what will I do with that minx tatoo? Cool! Shoulda thought one through bro! Just kidding. If I ever got over the minx thing I’d just be like “and this tattoo is from when I was doing this shit for a period of my life.” Plus how many of y’all got dolphins and rings of fire blazing in a circle around your belly buttons baha.

Hanging on to the Union Jacks for my nana and papa and dad but bit by bit, remove a few ska ones and then paint in green or purple pastels (for easter!) pretty craymi.

This beef burger actually gave me a buzz. We sang yeah yeah, yeah yeah and chattered like hens with the sun beating down through the window and crush f*ck entertainment and post work peeps and weirdos in cars.

By the end of my burger I am eating it like a raccoon, tearing off bread and licking condiments off it discarded scraps of bun and napkins and shit all over the place but bech BEGINS hers that way.

I never thought to get black earrings, looks neat with blond hair.

Ps. Rebecca with hair down is shocking. I said it was like Jessica Tandy naked what am I looking at here? My mom says that when girls constantly (exclusively) wear their hair up it means they don’t like their hair. Dude it looks good wear it down and I will wear mine up and we can always keep people guessing!

Cool. Not.

She beat me in scrabble because the boys came over and would not shut the fuck up!

Leftovers from this jam the next night. Free is awesome. Hey come out it’s on me!

Look at that big beautiful nose driving that face around!

I looked pretty young that night. It’s cos I pulled my hair back.

Zoolanders.

Woah. Babe!

Woah chill smile time station.

Whoops hi!

I look androgynous. Androjealous?

I was feeling Violet.

I love you like a love song baby bye! See you in the shower.

Ready for the weekend? Good Friday hurrah!

Oh blog life lol. Nice pix casie!

That’s it I am ordering a pizza.

Here is your video of the day. I have smooth moves.

I’ll come up with retarded captions for these wiener shots in a bit. Rebecca went to Parts and Labour and got her period so, you know, we made fun of that a lot.

Keep your eyeballs on this spot for more photos and review of the Parts and Labour catering launch party, great times, tacos, noodles, burgers, booze, and booze. Oh yeah. My blue heart pasties will be making the news too! Baller.

lawls.

No regrets!

I started out the night like this.

I hid a bottle of wine behind my back like that.

I wore them all day.

The noodles were fab. I lined up twice. I ate a chicken wing in line while waiting for my second round then I had a bit of a burger and a taco. It is killing me to think about food right now wow what a whiner. If I wasn’t a whiner I wouldn’t be a very good blogger now would I? Exactly.

The wiener has arrived.

I don’t know what my inspiration for this outfit was. Suicidal?

I might have aged myself with the shawl. Fo shawl. No I just wanted to say that. Grabbing the purple mini hat on the way out cheered it all up.

Hey look it’s a new look oh no it’s not sorry! Oh my god I was so stricken by Bechnique’s Medusa glare that I almost missed my little self, I thought I was a napkin. I guess I can lead with this stupid one cos I am in it afterall. Nah it is boring maybe Rebecca will start blogging soon.

What’s the laserbeam pupil count for all these pictures? Jaja even patrons at other tables ok, it was very dark because my birthday falls on save the planet and turn the lights out day thanks for that by the way (ugh) just kidding you should have made it on april fool’s day instead just saying. I made a funny comment like oh this is one our favourite hangover restaurants because it is SO dark and someone goes uh it’s earth day loser HAHhA then I chugged on Rebecca’s water that was actually a tall double vodka soda ughhh I was trying to ease in to shit because we were not good the night before. Bleh. They took my beloved chorizo fonduta off the menu, how shocking why does that always happen to me? If they stop doing the little olive oil and spices thing then we are going to have problems.

Jules is our sneaky brat little sister, what did you just do Booboodoodoo?

How long have your fingernails been those rainbow colours for?

Sexy times at Bellamy’s.

Birthday flashbacks keep happening because I keep unearthing more pics. I have a lot going on in the fingers and necklace and face accessories department here. One of the singers was like hey bday girl do you have brown eyes? No they’re grey! ahahah asshole. We all added him to our twitters he got blitzed by the yay cray and I said to his table of mates hey you’re with the band. I am a geezer. What who is talking now huh? We played eye spy and I say I spy a dragonfly and they’re like that’s a bee idiot, it has a stinger. Tell me one more dumb thing I said/did and it’s a hat trick. No not that thing though, or that one either. Please. It’s still my birthday. Shh. My brother’s is on the tenth so we family party combo this weekend.

See that chick at the table has laser beams too.

Nice touch!

No I didn’t step on something that is my pose! Did you see the snl sketch with zoey deschanel + spoofing mkate, bjork and zoey deschenal the quirky show? Find a clip please. Anyway that is me being quirky? Quirky or Crush fucked new game! Lol.

Dance of the tissue paper

Bam that’s the one.

Blurry and Jules is stuck with someone else’s leather jacket. Sometimes you jam the jam or the jam jams you right kid? We’ll get it back.

Dance presents yeah yeah, yeah yeah!

Nips!

Rebeccablah has a closet full of shoes.

I look like miss muffet. GOOD! Great!

What is this a pretty party? Always.

That bag is exploded on the green velveteen couch right meow on to my friend (cat) in a stupid cray pile I guess I’ll take a picture. Update: Still doing it and still haven’t taken a photo and now I am showering.

Aw frowner the kid thinks she can party like the pro stars, in due time little lamb.

Coug is in the heart.

The night before all this I was 28 years old boo hoo.

This is our altar boy pose.

See, a bit big, not my thing. Now I have some muchos deneiro to blow teachy is so generous :). Though everything at Holt is expensive. Wish me luck. What is the big summer thing/must-have?

Too bad because I love this slip and would wear it all the time.

Bye!

Ready for a classic Raymi post?

Everything I do is 1000% more interesting now with these Minx nails and no one told me that they matched my shirt all day yesterday I had to figure it out on my own at the end of the night. Stupid.

How adorablah.

Thanks!!!!!!!!

Hi.

Little bunneh. We watched Hop yesterday. 1. It’s super cray 2. Russel Brand is the voice of the rabbit 3. the end will make you laugh your brains out make sure you are completely demented hung out of your mind incarnate 4. hank azaria does the chickadee’s voices 5. there’s one part when all the baby chicks at the easter bunny headquarters all go mmmmm in unison and it’s so adorablah. 6. The Hoff is in it! 7. It’s trippy and magical and by pixar? dreamworks? Hello?

I ordered basil chicken and chicken noodles (with basil and chili) the exact same shit! Another Lauren move. I don’t think hangovers are a good time for experimenting I get psychotically specific in fact. I wanted basil chicken but I needed noodles too. Afterward after all this eating and gorging more hilarious coital euphemisms were invented by yours truly. “Are you eating noodles?” Puketastic hilarity. Then I laughed for five solid minutes after at first a full body convulsive ticklish reaction like I got paddled after a stroke (knock on wood) what it tickled I’m sensi! and then asked if it was “scary doing that”, he could have lost a tooth! Then more laughing. Then I laughed at that I was laughing I will spare you from the rest. Oh shut up can you imagine if I wrote actual porn or sex fiction for gas station spindle romance novels? Page turners!

I only regret we didn’t order more pop but am glad we didn’t it’s all sugar and crap. So addicting. Maybe I will buy ginger and shave it in to soda water yeah right can you imagine doing that during a bender hangover city you’d slice your skin off. Note to self add that to a Raymovie I think I need to take my brand in to a b movie direction, troma films maybe. I’ve been asked a few times to attend their film awards in NYC, is that still a thing? I think I’d need severe bangs again for that.

It is killer and smells amazing I’ll take pics of the other side because I have nothing else going on. j/k.

Gotta go cab is here.

It was an exciting night!!

Pearls or strawbs. Strawbs wins.

Why did I dress like a Matriarch though? Classy hides the sins.

Hangover of century but kept my appt! Can’t help it if the minxer comes to you. Forgot to take a picture with the logo and my tattoo. Must email them note to self. We have a few things up our sleeves that Kathy and I.

She also coincidentally wore a very similar dress to the one Teach bought me wow. It’s too big despite being an xs it must have been from a giant section or meant for elder chicks I’ll show you a picture of it on, too bad cos it has a nice slip too. He didn’t even use the Holt gift card I gave him from my leftover fashion show shopping spree. Classy guy. I bought my Smythe blazer with the other $620 o_O.

I won outfit of the picnic award for this guy!

Stacey Mckenzie was impressed by my walk and I closed the show.

He went out and got me eggs and gingerale and chips. Birthday Slave!

Then I went for a cray run the other day to see the boys’ new work spot in libville (who are doing my website in slow motion).

Next time I will wear a toque. Bry was like uhhh, I forget. I said it had occurred to me that I looked crazy before I left the house but didn’t care. Run dance singing with the dog everybody smiles at us.

It’s also punishment for shit like this tsk tsk.

Last day of being blond hahahahha.

Finally watched Toy Story 3. Kind of Toy Snory but good enough I particularly enjoyed something out of the special features, a mini short about this special secret room in the studios adjacent to one guy’s office he bit by bit changed in to a sick party pad and one day a fellow disney/pixar employee crawled through the duct and discovered him in this secret lair and then it became this place that everyone had to be taken on the tour, only the super mega famous VIPs so now it has photos and stories of all these rock stars and cray famous people who go for a drink there I would DIE to be that guy who becomes their butler buddy infamous whatever for making the secret room to begin with and everyone has to crawl on their hands and knees through a long-ass duct to have a martini in the day. Make a movie about that pixar!

So fungry right now do I make soup or wait longer?

So hype and now I say things like so hype. Don’t believe the! Next time I am mix and matching again. If you want Kathy to do your nails you can get the Raymbo discount, get in touch if you want her digits. She’s Minxed quite the people in her time wowzers. Models, Lady Gaga.

I’m just very in to the neat straight lines of the ska checks as well the union jacks there’s no telling that these duds are different than free hand painting lines plus who’s a Brit girl now I am.

Ugh death becomes her.

I slowly came back to life.

Most expensive slip ever.

Age check.

I stayed horizontal until I bawthed in the tub and refrained from saying gonna pull a Whitney until now.

They let us exchange beers for cocktails (had a voucher from vday) and I didn’t even have to pull a I’m a foodie blogger thing.

Roots there it is.

We wanted to eat at the bar because it’s less formal and my secret agenda was to not really eat.

Sometimes these glasses just look so stupid on me I love it and I don’t care anymore.

We are yuppie poseurs. Whatever looks good on us. Greatest bamboozle yet!

I am going to see if my snaggletooth is coming back I don’t feel that it is with my tongue in my mouth feels same length. They filed it down for me once, dentist visit is long overdue. You are welcome for sharing this is what happens when bitches age.

Not this bitch though jajaja.

Cray o-lay.

I’m about to have bk I am excited and guilty in advance. And more onion rings. And Syrah. Birthday booze blues. Just kidding I just feel like Syrah plus I exercised today. Plus it’s my birthday for until we say it’s not anymore. Plus whatever I am old now I will just turn in to a potato and die.

More more more there’s always more.

I love my friends because they are all eclectic and varying ranges of stupid, inappropriate and passionate. They can’t keep secrets to save their lives and can’t not divulge to the birthday girl every confession, man the stories I heard and the fights I had haha just another night right? Right! Indeed it was another successful one for the books great turn out and I thank Bech and Jules v much for taking the reigns because I can’t handle that shit. Party planning stress yikes I am a nightmare that was gift enough for me and then they got me a loot bag full of treasures that I opened super late and was like WOW so AMAZING I am mind blown by these teeny socks. They are great gal pals and now that I am old I say things like gal pals (ew)(stopping right fucking now) and it was just a nice ass time plus all the dramz was amusing and all the dumb things people did or said periodically through the night we all played telephone about and I was like this is the sitcom man I love it. People showing up loaded, pouring a beer in to my vodka soda (ugh), telling me their boyfriend hates me, we fully rick rolled the restaurant okay I’ll shut up more photos here we go.

Blond girls arrived and that is when bar vespa was like holy crapola. Caron said when she went brunette from blond it was nasty I was like what were you pushed in the mud or something? After the big stink I made about going darker it was like so what you are still totally blond, no change at all is apparent. Lauren did an April fool’s hair prank about going brunette and I fell for it then she arrived blond haha nice.

Casie sent this I don’t know what’s going on with her eye there and bech has one look so her new nickname is Zoolander.

I did this a lot with my hands blogiously.

Love those ears Lauren.

There’s a similar photo to this from my ten year blogiversary party my hair is up like a platinum Raymi Winehouse thing thang.

In the beginning before it got sloptastical.

Bad girl mormons and a moron.

Thank you for the flowers Sergio!

Spoiled sparkle bum bum.

Sergio is the first male yay cray member. It’s an honour to live up to and he does us proud.

They know how I love my little stud earrings and am a loser (of them) so thanks for replenishing.

Amazing. I did a little shake and someone goes when’s your next show? and I go YOU JUST SAW IT. No that was with Heather but you know how I do with ma stories let ‘em all bleed in to one.

Yay Cray dance performance while I threw tissue paper rippings in to the air like a yay cray ought.

Who is that guy, Clem’s friend? It was one wicked after party.

Sean said I was timeless beauty in the opening of these shots what a peach Seany is!

Dancing at Salvador was salvadorablah thank you Tanya!!

Um Jesse and I look like a funny talk show right?? I’d watch that. Fuck I’d watch paint dry too.

Those specs need to be a hair smaller.

I did do a mini classy sassy performance in the back actually I took that off without showing anything!

I pulled a complain move (always complain!) and got this 13 dollar drink for free. It was ridinkulous how much it wasn’t topped up, furreal? I said I’m going to drink it anyway (it took forever to arrive) but, I’m not happy.

We couldn’t get one flattering photo of this magical strawberry kismet but who cares it’s just hair.

Partied like cray the night before too and Bech was like GO TO BREAD cos she knew people would drop like flies the next day but looky look who showed up? I did!

Cool.

Zoolander.

Caron you are adorablah thanks for coming out sweetheart!

Teenager face Jules AHHAHAHA Oh look, still the same bechnique.

I think I’ll go for a double dip this week.

Lucas with the lid off.

Bri came all the way from Rochester now that is international adoration. You are part of the crew now boy it was great givin’er with ya.

Jeff Caron and Luc staged an ndp or whatever rally over there COOL times!! NOT! HAhaha.

Thank you for dressing up!

This’ll go above the couch.

Me likey!

Might even look good by the tv. I have to mail that other painting anyway.

I got a new feather headband from the girls. It’s so sweet and matching nail polish.

Then it was time for bed! Thanks friends you complete me! Sarah has a write up on her website, nice to see your pretty face again babe. You called me a snowflake. So touched!

Hurray sean just sent more brb. Mondays are for this. What? exactly.