French eyebrows indeed. Lets watch/listen to Amelie! When I took all this shit off I was looking at my skin and thought holy fuck I have been wearing a mask my entire life, so much makeup. I am so much prettier without makeup, but the colour of the skin around my eyes looks like I was punched in the face, it’s too euro for me. Not pretty. I want to reach a happy medium. I like euro I just don’t want to look like I scrub potatoes all day.
Took all the decorations off the tree.
Yeeugh haha my roots.
Can you detect the lezbo bait? Also, I’m so distant! I have to run by the Beaver as fast as I can with Stella LOLOL They chase me down the street! Then I break in to a Snoop Dog strut and they faint and drop like flies. I can relate to Justin Bieber, I really can. More like Justin Beaver. My new EVERYTHING NAME!
Dunno why I interrupted tv time to blog this pile of garbage.
Not only do I do twice weekly mud masks, I now cleanse with some age-prevention something or other (I’ll show you a picture of the bottle) and then I use a toner. The stuff you put on cotton pads that seems pointless and like a gimmick hoax, it’s just clear liquid that smells like pretty disinfectant, but it was expensive and by Nivea and the other shit was quite costly too. Teacher got me the mud mask he said was between $10 and $20 if it is expensive I like it. So I use three things in total and yes I am bragging because normally I pass out in my makeup, that I have been wearing since grade 8. I am blessed with ok-ish skin but I have been treating it like garbage for years so now I am going to give it some love.
Reminds me of the Batman chicks, the original cinematic expression with Jack Nicholson, Why was that chick’s face all hacked off, then covered in plaster of paris? These are the great mysteries of my time.
Scandinavia is calling. I have a wee hint of that in my blood. #truth.
These are pretty trashy and funny, the garter set and it fits funny but fits all the same. I want couture, something from agent provocateur. Hook it up so I don’t look like a hooker anymore and crazy people don’t throw food at me in parkdale restaurants hahaha.
I have been criticizing the hell out of this, I should learn photoshop or filters. This was in my rolodex of “online modelling” moves when I was 19. MTV will be making fun of me for that. Pfft. I made a lot of money, honey. It was all show and I was a tourist in the scene, young and dumb. No regrets homies.
Teacher chose the pasties, I want to start making my own or branching out to Yonge Street.
This is only making the cut because the bristles are the same size of my belly button and it is amusing to me. The little things. It’s a designer Nazi toothbrush.
My Little Raymi friend Erica got me this set (it came with the scientist lab coat), she’s a great chick and I treasure her support and friendship.
Get yourself jacked for shoots, get those muscles toned or whatever there is that there is, help the definition shine through.
You can almost imagine me with black hair here, I’d look pretty dark all the time, Milla Jovovich I get a LOT when I have black hair, this length. DO not tempt me.
The Penny Packer is 4.50 and the Four Roses small (batch) is 6.50 teacher liked the cheaper one better, it’s a nice quality smooth tasting funny named whiskey (or bourbon?) I always have it on ice cos in case they suck, they get wetter and then it doesn’t matter. I remember whenI used to drink whiskey exclusively, those were some mighty hangovers.
They told me they don’t do take-out cos they only have tinfoil, but we all know the minx gets away with whatever the hell she needs to (and I had three to go last week VIPLEASE), so maybe bring your own tupperware or tinfoil (hats?) and then have tacos for lunch the next day. Tacos and burlesque are huge in the city of Toronto right now. I’m waffling on doing a dance at Cherry Cola Thursday night. I feel a bit rusty though.
The chicken tacos, I can’t remember their precise name I bet Corey Mintz’s review has it all down, I saw him last week there and was like Courtney we must blob it first. He’s a nice guy and I was a bumbling bafoon when we chatted (why do you make everyone so nervous? haha) I thanked him for making me look awesome regarding spicy food.
And for legitimizing me as a foodielite.
Guac and chips and the largest pork rind I’ve ever seen.
A glass of reisling each. 6 tacos, guac, and then two shots of whiskey came to 45, I tipped 20% so all in $54. Normally we spend the equivalent of a nice pair of shoes from Get Outside when we go out for dinner so I enjoy saving when poss. You will prob see me once a week in here until I turn in to a taco.
Such a wholly new room than what it once was as cafe taste. I still don’t know how to work the door though now THAT was embarrassing.
Everyone had their phones out in a line I wanted to bust them for not having the times of their lives but you can’t really tell.
HAha now you can.
Sitting at the bar is great, you, or I, end up trying to talk to everyone who passes by and is working and think everything has to do with you haha or if someone’s thinking of shit you (I) try to be helpful. They’re closed Tuesdays so sorry if this post makes you jones you’re going to have to wait til tomorrow.
Beef cheek. Delish.
Great whiskey/bourbon selection.
Hot babes everywhere. The pic quality reduces when you reverse it the magical way that iphone does.
I was self conscious about my hat and if girls were “judging me” I didn’t want to take it off cos my hair might have been funny and stick-uppy. If I left the house more often maybe I wouldn’t be so hyper self-conscious and turns out this table of hot girls were talking about me because they knew me or one guy at the table who was not a hot girl did. Ha. But that’s what hipsters do you to, make you bananas. I lifted my arm being expressive about some thing or other and said I bet four people just made fun of me for that.
If you’re a caddy regular then you’ll know who graces this cover of TIME. If you ain’t, can you guess who it might be?
It was a really short wait at the caddy this time. Same server I had waiting with Courtney last week for a table, I wonder if it annoys them when you just have an indecisive beer and dream about tacos.
I got rather in to this.
EVERY MOMENT MUST BE CAPTURED! Ghost town last night. Also my jacket has been found, button and all. Tanya is brilliant.
I’m letting my eyebrows come in thick and maybe dark, or should I tint them again? I have two days to decide.
Wore my pointy glass earrings that actually cut people if they squeeze hug me too tightly. Watch yourselves boys.
When people made fun of my big nose in school I used to go and stare at it in the mirror like this and think it wasn’t so huge after all. We watched a canadian short film about a girl with a big nose who could have had a nose job as a kid cos another big nosed chick did over summer break and it made me think how wildly different my life might have been if I had a small button nose.
I’d still have all this insane personality but I’d be hotter.
It’s only going to get bigger the more I age.
We’ll see. I like the ski slope and I don’t care that it arrives five minutes before the rest of my face does, it’s just the bulbous part, which can be cute too but when I smile it’s like HELLO a serious nose is here what’s up.
Or it’s the stock image for the definition of the word nose.
Maybe that’s why I never smiled, cos while at rest, the nose is less assuming.
There’s lots of these as it was the moment I learned the magic of this contraption, wondered if anyone else could tell what I was doing, glamour-pussing into a phone, seemed they didn’t. Life carried on as uje on a Monday Cadillac Lounge night. They must hate Grand Electric.
You’ve been great sports. Barely. Got an errand to do. Check ya’s in a bit, now I am staaaaarving. Sorry for living bye!
Can you tell these are jeggings? Psyche they are! Fake pockets in the front are frustrating (back ones work at least). They are also cursed because when I wear them I get things spilled on me, jackets stolen lol.
Hair appt this week.
Are we coming or are we going I do not know but I know I pissed everyone off with how long I took getting ready to go.
Ok we are going cos I am putting on deodorant here and Bechnique looks retarded haha I love you best friend toilet paper. Nobody laughs at that joke, we told it to a girl in the Wrong Bar bathroom when we gave her a wad of our TP and she is like yeah right whatever not listening walking away to piss hahaha FINE. I made her a gigantic obnoxious wad of the stuff too!
I am waiting on the photos from the hipster party photographers holy shit already I mean it, you wanna get hired or not? EMAIL ME: raymiATraymitheminx.com or commit social suicide. Just kidding I forget your names even though we are facebook friends, I’ll go look in to that now actually.
Let the bender begin! My last three months of being 28. (excuses for life!) I am what I am and I make no apologies. I told you my two year pre-30 plan is going insane and doing anything I want (whilst diligently on the side plotting and working on my career/the future).
Yikes! So, Twilight. We watched it and it was ridiculous like everyone said it was but we couldn’t see half of what was going on cos we were watching a bootleg of it and all of it is filmed at night and you can’t see any of those details oh well it sufficed as we were semi-conscious on the couch, stir crazy and bored. We went through a bottle of Sprite because Domino’s doesn’t carry gingerale (WTF not?) and dominoes I’m sorry to say that this is what “brunch” degenerated in to. I told you we were frat boys for two weeks and it ruled I will go back to being a princess this week starting now. Bechnqiue you gave me my lipstick back right, you slipped it in my pocket? OMG I just looked and you did! Thank you.
My new coat. I hate it. It is too big on me who the fuck am I Kreayshawn. Definitely buying a new coat now.
Didn’t wear my valentine K out, I knew I would sweat and Salvador Darling would be HOT and if that got stolen I would have lost my mind. No way jose. NO way. Ps. Look who’s on their press brag page? They’ll have more to add to that page from me very soon ;).
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
Bechnique got new shoes in Texas.
Stella loves everyone and everyone loves Stella. She talks now since I have come in to her life. I’ll have her barking words soon enough.
And Lady Garbage is depressed in advance over the tree being taken down, she likes to stare despondently into it.
Thinking emo thoughts. Aw we love you Lady Garbage. I spoil all of them.
Love my ohhh canada bra.
Fits like a dream and is more realistic regarding the size of my chesticles.
Dorks. SNL was on. She came over to break me loose, I was being a recluse and wasting my youth.
My roots. This is why no one recognizes me when I got out like that they are dazzled by how clean I am. I did a mask and my nails and was ready to split.
Oh look there she is now.
MEATBALLS!
Every time I go to Wrong Bar I feel famous. Had no ID, no problem. The night I leave it at home, no kidding right.
This was dope champagne.
Time for a tan again!
Goodbye Christmas, so the fuck long!
Had this exact same shit again last night. I have a tapeworm I bet. Na, shortest day yet just majorly partying and that’s the last of it. Pfft as if.
The best hot sauce ever. Cheese fries. Oooh I’ll eat my leftover salad today before my stomach eats itself from the inside. We were frat boys for two whole weeks.
WICKED. Globs of garlic sauce, tzatziki and hot sauce and we go through cans of gingerale and coke like prostars(lobs).
And now we have a nice collection of these take out things. Girls horde these like crazy. Tupperware shit we inherited from our mothers in the eighties. Fact.
Fabulous coat, girl.
Dorky pre-New Years Eve heading out shots. See how behind I am? Well not really I just cover all bases with various devices capturing the Raymi News. Noose. OOOoooh so daring.
Completely unrelated to this picture, watched figure skating last night and it was lovely. It made me feel sentimental for my nana and papa, and my grandparents why am I turning in to such a giant suck?
Then we watched the Jassi Sidhu killing case/investigation on fifth estate CBC and thanks to the magic of television, these disgusting people who master-minded the murder of an innocent woman for marrying whom she wanted will finally be brought to justice. A mother, father, and uncle. Living freely in Canada all these years after having their own daughter raped and killed, unbelievable. It’s not the colour of their skin, Teacher said, it’s the ideas in their head that are disgusting, it’s not about race or culture, an honour killing? I asked if it was racist to say they were disgusting people, because when we heard that her mother was involved he made the remark, I was just clarifying. I also believe in an eye for an eye and EYE think these people deserve to be tortured, ugh I never write this way about things that scare me, or matter because it’s a small town but who cares, I CARE. It’s about justice and you just cannot kill someone and get away with it and have it just sit on a desk for over a decade. The entire family is implicated in my opinion, living on that farm compound together keeping the secret. Pretending to not know shit and that he’s “in India.” You know what else this family did? Not only did they pay to have their own daughter killed, they paid to have it put on the man she married so that guy spent 4 years in jail (is fully emotionally battered from this experience and will never forget, he remembers everything and he feels like when Jassi died, he should have died when she died. HEART-WRENCHING) and he was completely innocent. They had her raped too. WTF does that have to do with “honour” killing? I guess dehumanizing as is possible and shamed for disobeying her family. Where can I sign up to get in on such a lawless people? It is smiting to feel so helpless in your own culture, like you were born into suffering in to not having a say god forbid you be born a woman. There are photos of the lovely couple in love and in no way shape or form could it be possible for her husband to commit these acts upon his new bride. Repulsion doesn’t begin to cover it. I know that within an entire culture, every person is a snowflake and not all apples are rotten, but I do know that this happens a lot and gets swept under the rug because Canadian government doesn’t want to get involved. It takes the bravery of a man to write a book about this and bring it to a shock jock tv outlet to make the police get involved (and tips from anonymous sources) and this happened in my own country. If this were a white, or black family, boom, instantly dealt with. There was nothing honourable about how that poor girl died. The mother, father and uncle deserve to rot in jail and then in hell. Eternally.
Knew I’d be a sweatbag in this so I left the vest at home.
Gave myself a wee trim. Too many asshole comments about it, now go complain about something else. That striped dress/shirt came with/beneath my black loosey (rip off of chanel) tank, I don’t think they look very good together so I got two shirts out of the equation and while I was making the purchase, spanish carolers were up in my grill. Nothing says Feliz Navidad like a homicide in a Kensington market t-shirt shop. Hope that shirt I bought my bro’s gf’s son fits, it’s a rare photo of Bob Dylan enlarged and screen-printed, and so amazing though he wanted a Bob Marley shirt (they only had ones of him smoking blunts and I doubt that would fly at school) but I said this one will get you more girls and he said he had a girlfriend, I said fine whatever it’s cooler you just don’t know it yet. My dad was blown away by it.
I love lime jello.
Only when I’m sick though (bought this on whim), it is the total cure, these individual ones are not as good cos you can taste the fake sugar and chemicals. I would not give my child this garbage, I’d follow tradition with a lunchable like my mother did lol or five bucks safety pinned to their jacket and a note saying TODAY’S SPECIAL PLEASE. By the time I’m a mommy blobber, mommy blobber’s will be disgruntled by their teenage monster children and despise them then hit their second or triple adolescences and join us at the keg. I wish.
Don’t cover the lens please.
I am hot at being awkward.
And now I look like a mini-mom, MY mom. And Jimminy Cricket. This is at the drake in a hotel room. Teacher has no recollection of this point in time of the night. Looks like someone’s got to cut back on the sauce.
Too bad you forgot this part it was a great time. We ditched you with the boys and went down in to the belly of the sky yard to do our thing. It was like a fairytale a really good time. One kind of dorky guy at one point (no not you)(prob reading)(another dorky guy). was talking to me and I liked talking to him, no flirty or anything he said I was way out of his league and the drunk future cougar me who was in-tow with Lauren O and I says stop talking to him blabbity blah he’s gross. The older women are, the less time they have for dorks, some of them anyway, not my ma and I the more decrepit and Steve Buscemi, the more we love you hahaa. By the time we have a show I will LOOK LIKE Steve Buscemi so hurry the fuck up people.
I think this is when Teacher broke his phone too, dropped it. When a door closes a window opens and now he’s got a new phone yay!
And here a pointless loop conversation takes place as I am unawares he’s gong-showed (thank you Lauren’s boyfriend and every other guy that meets and falls in love with teacher) he came-to at Brock’s party.
There’s my girl. I cannot wait to spill the beans about MTV Creeps. You guys will die. And then I will have to leave town if it blows up in my face. I am making friends with Rashida and she has pleasantly been a great help in preparing me for my episode (January 17) and the fall-out of haters, she said the positive ones are the ones that count. People are telling her she is their idol. They go to her work to get photos with her. I want to find her a good man. Update: She ain’t lookin’ lol.
Casie gave me a sticker of her and lauren for the back of my blackberry and it hasn’t fully disintegrated from hand sweat and partying yet but it’s getting close. RIP my jacket :(.
I look like fraggle rock. Lauren is a cupcake princess. I almost wore my black ohhh canada corset. Can you imagine. Cosmic jealousy turned best friends twins. We have the same name after all but mine is pronounced better lolol.
Coffee break brb with more.
Saw so many stars at the Drake. Also whenever I looked in the mirror too.
Before I trimmed my ends.
Grand Electric.
Bar Vespa. Brb with more. The dog has to walk me now.
Ok I am back. Why would they take my jacket over Rebecca’s? WTF!
And now I’m gone again I put the new pics at the top. It’s Manic Monday I got a meeting to get prepare for.
No more pics with my phone in a dark place like this and now that teach has the new iphone I will stop whining about my phone sometime never. Sorry. SORRRYYYYYYYYY! You guys I’m sorry.
Risotto balls they have a fancier name than that but I can barely remember what happened five minutes ago so this will have to suffice for now until I get to the menu photo. They were amazing. Better than the meatballs, which were also decent, so filling though. We have the best time at this place. I haven’t tried my typical smooth criminal flirtatious ways with them yet (maybe colleague can do that for me for slacking on my new business cards so much) but I really really want to review them someday.
We ate more garbage yesterday. I am full of shit about all this healthy stuff heheh also nothing has been photoshopped out I do not possess those skills quit hasslin’ me brah I have a ballerina flat chested thing going on when I lie down always have we’re all created differently. Some more awesomely than others. Enjoy it while you got it and if you’ve worked for it, don’t listen to anybody else. Be body proud and when you get fat, cover it up in a dashiki until it passes. I want to turn my body into Colombiana’s I want to be fit enough to do parkour (will never happen but that’s what stunt doubles are for).
We have both of these sauces at home so taking tacos to go is no problemo! I don’t have the adorable squeeze bottles though.
Look a usb hello kitty from my aunt. This picture is also a mini representation of what my life is actually like.
Speaking of food comas, death by chorizo fonduta.
I need electrolysis yes that is five o’clock shadow. I keep it seventies whenevs poss. All these mini gitches are making it a bit impossible though. I need a better camera, this is bullshit. You need to see me in high def.
I didn’t leave the house all day Friday and again Saturday, I have done and do enough in my life so I don’t at all feel guilty about it, over missing the freak warm weather. Who cares it’s still shitty out. I’m hibernating. I go out when we run out of food or have it delivered. Finally though last night I went out to Salvador Darling with Bechnique, for Tanya’s birthday. My leather coat was taken so in return I took the one that the girl left behind, it’s a large, mine was a small. Fucking christ thanks a lot, have fun squeezing into it I fucking loved that jacket, Steph gave it to me. I’ll post a photo of the one I now have. It’s so bullshit, it was behind the bar and if I never left the house this never woulda happened. #hipsterproblems I’m not that pissed, I can always buy another (SO MUCH SENTIMENTAL VALUE THOUGH) and a button of a girl sucking off a banana I got from adventurehouse and it says thinking of you. If you see a bitch wearing my coat, rip it off her large upper-framed body. Delayed anger reaction and no ps I am not a hipster I am a gargoyle. But speaking of popularity, look how many times my “your necklace is backwards” tweet has been retweeted thanks to shitgirlssay.
But I saw my friends and it was worth the experience. Saw Eyeborg and he blew me about how great a writer I am and how I look I was pleased but he always tells me I am great and I said leave me blob comments then it’s important to me (it really is! it’s like gas in your fuckin’ car okay give me a break here people) then I said we would be right back after last call and went to wrong bar, two party photographers later, a buncha hella other people I know including bar stars gill my homegirl and steve, Jonathan Fran”disco” who also said I looked “different” I was like what do you mean, we were by the atm and the michael jackson arcade game I was taking out money I said you mean I look hot, I look good, he said YES. That was a conceited trap you just fell in to of mine, works every time. I have hazy pictures of all this on my phone I believe and if the two party photogs pull through (they better!) then there’ll be even worse ones to show for it haha.
One guy knew me through Melodie and said who doesn’t have a crush on you Raymi? I feel like a caged minx that everyone abuses (makes fun of, whatever, trolls) so this is news to me. I don’t think I look particularly hot here at all either and my lingerie is mismatched. I’m a skid and this is what I do.
Tacos again this week? Or do I need a taco break?
Aww who’s a sad babushka now?
It’s the two pm down for the count.
Brunch, or firstsies. With Mados and sriracha and green salsa verde. It’s exotic up in here! I ate this in 4 bites, maybe 5 and I let the seasoned plate be passed on to teacher for his eggs. Big in to seasoning pans from all the crap I cook, lazy as fuck too but delicious all the for it, I am a kitchen (and a chicken) genius, the things I do with rotisserie chickens from metro it’s like a truck stop science experiment gone awesome all the time, the other night we made a chicken covered salad that tasted like something right out of Wendy’s, yes, THEE Wendy’s. It was a big night for us ahahah gross slobs and then I boiled down the chicken carcass so who knows the fuck what that’ll turn into (hint: planet awesome soup). Gillian and I also have some foodielite ideas up our apron sleeves coming up this year and Courtney. Apparently Sean Ward will be flexing his foodie muscles too.
Sad to see the tree go but it is a physical representation of our mutual weaknesses combined, a bevy of them from lazy to sentimental and clingy, inability to accept reality, let things go, I could go on but you get the point. Also the tacky police might come and arrest us. Stella loves her bow in other news and Totoro has two faces and is sleeping here with Stella.
Band.
Courtney look it’s Contagion! Don’t ever shake a chef’s hand in hong kong and let anyone touch your cellphone or touch your face or kiss anyone! That movie is an eye-opener, namely, we are fucked if there is ever an outbreak cos according to Courtney our globe is so interconnected you couldn’t not transmit germs all over the place. See what these movies do to your mind!
Three amazing tacos for ten bucks is a great price. Do they make you fat?
Greetings from the couch I’ll brb with more, have to Facebook blast this. That’s the rules.
So graphic. Mmmmmmm. Ok going for real now. Teach goes back to school tomorrow hehehh. I said I would take the decorations down for him but he wants to wait to do it together. Guys are so gay I love it. If you can guess how many cans of coke and gingerale we shared over dinner you will win (something probably totally stupid) a prize.
i somehow missed this video of me, nice vantage point but fuck that check pastel’s! jesus so hot. but ps. i have never seen myself looking so smooth and hot oh my damn.
hope to snag her for valetine’$ burlesque.
and of course, my darling crush for life, bunny angora.
The pizza is here! Catching up on #bbuk then going out in to the world, I’ve been a bit reclusive (always am) so there are no excuses today. Bon weekend! and regarding my title, teacher has a new phone obvs, the picture quality is loads better and glamour modelling is what they call it in the uk, being slutty in underwear basically lol now all I need is to get in to maxim.
