was sooooooo enchanted by this little thing. i am half a gay man trapped inside the yeah you know the rest.
rockin’ a chinese gut at zellers. more chick toys stuff to come. bought mall madness! pet store version (don’t start). the tree is ten times better looking now (new lights)(new ornaments) also am experimenting with garland on the banister i feel like we are in a christmas race. yesterday at canadian tire there was some mad tension in the xmas products area. came out alive.
oh man watching trailer park boys christmas last nite looking at randy’s bare gut made me feel so obnoxiously bloated.
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS EXPLOS!ION
oh i almost lost my mind undoing the garland holy crap thanks for camouflaging the tie by using one of the faux branches. dave hit the roof when one of the strands went out multiple times on the tree i had to calmly check each bulb, found it and we’re good. two short fuses + DIY projects = laugh riot. we’re still talking like arnold schwarzenegger.
overwhelming!
that’s it playing this again right now!
added a new monopoly game to the collection too. we were too cut to figure out the instructions last nite though.
so embarrassing! especially beside that annoying family party with the never ending talking mother whose birthday it actually was.
this was dave’s fortune. i read it aloud and he said what? i repeated it and he says what? again hahaHA.
we were class acts today.
and here’s my tip to eating as much as possible at a buffet.
new wreath. antiquey.
LOOK OWT AHNOLD IS HEE-YU-UH! killing ourselves laughing right now talking like arh-noLd. we’re trying to keep it going for the rest of the night too. ahkahaha. anyway that’s the news of the moment from the funny farm. no wait there’s more. of course. HAHHA dave just inhaled beer up his nose laughing at my arnold ok making a video of it for you.
new clothes hiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeee! early xmas gift.
can be worn multiple ways. slouchy or… slouchy.
new lights are up on the house and they do a bunch of crazy shit. five minute looping light show colour changing so, we’re the cool house come shroom out on the lawn!
i did not actually partake in coug crawl. just the food. the cougs were too slacker on the getting out the door in time for comedy club 54 thing so we just drank their booze ate their food hung with holly then skiddapped home. passed on the dance club scene, heard some bad things.
mom/angie had to force/beg the cutting of my ends.
cross your fingers for me i’m going with my old hairdresser today (yes angie, steph) and the last time we did this my hair turned orange. i demanded platinum and kinda didn’t have the patience for the whole phases/process in doing that so orange-tinted blond floaty bangs it was. brutal. i’ll locate a pic. it was so bad i dyed it black a week later.
i haven’t seen these in aaaages.
then as the roots came in mmmm.
clearly bangs and blond on me do not mix. so glad i looked at these. hmm though maybe now that i’m thinner and my hair is longer it could work…talk me out of it right now!
i feel sorry for everyone who had to hang around that hairdo.
i guess the top was alright just the bottom got all mangled.
yikes all around.
say a prayer or two as well cos i will be with my mother during this experience. plus everyone in the household (italian) will be yelling the entire time. chill pills, check. zune, battery full. lets do this.
Hi Raymi, How are you? I was searching for someone for hot encounters and I came across your website so I added you as a friend. Tell me more about you hun. I.m 44 single. get back to me
Raymi Lauren White
do you know who i am (checking to see how far i can take this)(ps hot encounters what?)
Fred
No I don’t but I would like too, Message me back
Raymi Lauren White
i am hot and 26 years old. you are 44 (dubious)(and NOT hot). what do you have going for you that could possibly be of any interest to me?
meanwhile he’s simultaneously trying to chat me.
Fred
Hello Raymi
Raymi
yes (what?)
Fred
How are you ?
How are you ?
I came across your website and you had a interesting story
Raymi
i did?
Fred
yes
Raymi
which was?
Fred
it was about, you not having no one in your life you were depressed, no boyfriend never going out
Fred
Something about you purchasing chocolates, almost eating the whole box but then you decide to leave some for your brother
Raymi
guy are you fucking with me
Fred
no
Raymi
where are you from
Fred
********* (way too close for comfort)
you?
Raymi
where did you find this story about me
Fred
It was a blog I came across on the net
freaky story
or what
Raymi
what blog
oh wait yeah i wrote that a long time ago
Fred
I would have to go back
and try to find it
did you?
Raymi
no its ok
did you get the message i sent you
Fred
yes just answering the phone
im back though
your cute hun
Raymi
no the one i sent to your inbox
Fred
yeah I got it and no I don’t know you>
but i like too
Raymi
no i said im hot and 26 and u are 44 what makes you think you have a chance (sorry being honest)(not sorry)
Fred
yes, you like older men
Raymi
older hot men
Fred
your are hot
Raymi
thanks i know
Fred
you don’t find me atractive
Raymi
you’re a little husky for my liking
no offense
Fred
Im 6’2″, 253lbs
Raymi
(and that’s supposed to impress me?)(ps the brackets are my afterthoughts to you guys not him) thats a lot
