But the girl from ’round the corner
NOTHING EMBARRASSES ME! NEVER!
i got dave last time at mandarin.
so embarrassing! especially beside that annoying family party with the never ending talking mother whose birthday it actually was.

this was dave’s fortune. i read it aloud and he said what? i repeated it and he says what? again hahaHA.

we were class acts today.
and here’s my tip to eating as much as possible at a buffet.


new wreath. antiquey.

LOOK OWT AHNOLD IS HEE-YU-UH! killing ourselves laughing right now talking like arh-noLd. we’re trying to keep it going for the rest of the night too. ahkahaha. anyway that’s the news of the moment from the funny farm. no wait there’s more. of course. HAHHA dave just inhaled beer up his nose laughing at my arnold ok making a video of it for you.



new clothes hiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeee! early xmas gift.

can be worn multiple ways. slouchy or… slouchy.



new lights are up on the house and they do a bunch of crazy shit. five minute looping light show colour changing so, we’re the cool house come shroom out on the lawn!






bahahahah! love the fortune cookie action AND forgot to mention – looove the new ‘do!!!!
fortune cookie ftw.
Holy doo doo!! I didn’t get past the pepto part because I freaked. I do that too, but with gas-x. It lowers the pressure in your stomach…yup. I do that because like you said, I will go a day or so without eating then when I eat, I eat. I dunno, mine is probably a food disorder I acquired with my divorce. Not you though. I lost 40 pounds in a month because I just quit eating and a year later still have a weird eating thing. No meat anymore, poultry and seafood and soy. My trainer (had to firm the skin, gross) has me eating better…BUT the gas-x thing, totaally works.
And that is my embarassing confession. Good grief.
I’m soo lame! Happy Birthday and may this year bring peace and happiness!
not actually my birthday hehheh.
where is that slouchy tee from? love it!
DOH! got me!
I was gonna say if it’s your birthday then I forgot my dad’s birthday. That’s right, it’s been four or five years of me telling you that you have the same birthday as my dad. You’re welcome.
you have a very good laugh. i like the hair!
YES to the festive glitter nails!
WHERE did u get the nail polish i NEED it
shoppers or sephora
so are you with this dave or what? cuz if not, dave’s foxy.
thanks, i have eyes. i’m actually waiting for someone who isn’t an anonymous coward (no offense but why should i reply to someone making personal inquiries who can’t even bother to stand up and show who they are?) to come forth and pose questions such as these.
so are you with this dave or not? cuz if not, dave’s foxy.
maybe people should be asking dave if he is with me as i am pretty fuckin’ foxy like obviously i am paying rent in blow jobs.
Rent is due today.
O M G