my cat is in love with me and thinks i am his mother. hoo ha is going to be a mumsy soon, well not hoo ha really only laura petrie is. so cute. she said she has skinny legs and body ‘cept for her tummy and looks like humpty dumpty. go say hi to her. one time i walked out of her apt. in scarey town brooklyn and a car was on fire right outside and then i dumped pop on this guy’s head for calling me chunky and not taking it back and we got plastered at pump’s spilled drinks in the old man bar on bill’s lap and she had a kitty koongus on a leash that got run over. aww. then we got bitchy at each other. we did each other with a strap-on too. we both had boy hair. mental cases, really. she had a drive-thru wedding and didn’t even get out of the car. awesome. there was a crazy rain hail wind lightning thunderstorm today at 10amish. the cat went insane. everytime my mum calls she blocks her number.
fuck i’m stuck smoking weed because i can’t find the two cigarettes i brought in the house. urrg. some dude on the highway was flipping me off and didn’t even realise it. now i am going to soak in the tub and make fart bubbles.
neahht
meltingdolls says:
i just want to play piano all day
raymitheminx.com says:
that sounds kinda lame
raymitheminx.com says:
but im kinda lame
meltingdolls says:
yes but i am kinda lame
raymitheminx.com says:
heh
raymitheminx.com says:
what are u my brain
meltingdolls says:
quit stealing my thoughts
meltingdolls says:
every time i think of someone someone steals it
raymitheminx.com says:
thought stealer
meltingdolls says:
fucking diet vanilla coke
meltingdolls says:
that shit was my idea
raymitheminx.com says:
i invented the bicycle seat
meltingdolls says:
wow
meltingdolls says:
hot
meltingdolls says:
i invented the internet
raymitheminx.com says:
thats too outlandish no one would believe that, think smaller
raymitheminx.com says:
like i invented play-doh
meltingdolls says:
ah. I invented hogans heros
raymitheminx.com says:
perfect
meltingdolls says:
strangers
meltingdolls says:
i invented balki
raymitheminx.com says:
i am balki
meltingdolls says:
wow
raymitheminx.com says:
bartokamous
meltingdolls says:
you are my child
raymitheminx.com says:
bartalkamous
meltingdolls says:
he had a sheep named dimitri
raymitheminx.com says:
amazing
meltingdolls says:
i know it
raymitheminx.com says:
no i was right the first time how i spelled it
meltingdolls says:
i see
meltingdolls says:
did you consult the TGIF handbook?
raymitheminx.com says:
no
raymitheminx.com says:
i googled it and then it asked me like i was an idiot, did you mean…?
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
meltingdolls says:
hi baby
raymitheminx.com says:
whats the word
meltingdolls says:
chicken sandwitches
meltingdolls says:
spelled like that
raymitheminx.com says:
im making um soup
raymitheminx.com says:
the orange kind
raymitheminx.com says:
squash?
meltingdolls says:
i just took an adderall in an attempt to get my homework done
raymitheminx.com says:
cracked red peppers innit
meltingdolls says:
mm yes um i’m jealous
raymitheminx.com says:
woah awesome
raymitheminx.com says:
i just smoked a j
meltingdolls says:
wow.
meltingdolls says:
this russian girl i used to see came into the bar i worked at last night with her new white-trash-bond girl girlfriend
raymitheminx.com says:
hang on i have to check the burner to make sure the house does not go up in flames
meltingdolls says:
and they made out in the bath room
meltingdolls says:
ok
raymitheminx.com says:
mega hot
meltingdolls says:
yes
meltingdolls says:
but russian girl got all fat
meltingdolls says:
and they ordered 6 shots of well vodka
meltingdolls says:
and got this disgusting photographer to pay for it all
meltingdolls says:
if someone had ordered me well vodka i would have poured it on their open wound.
raymitheminx.com says:
no kidding
raymitheminx.com says:
m using this convo on my blooooog called it first
meltingdolls says:
do it
raymitheminx.com says:
im eating soup with a wooden spoon i feel like cinderella
meltingdolls says:
i’m drinking water out of a beer bottle i feel like trailer trasherella
raymitheminx.com says:
last nite a black girl wanted to fight me another girl confronted me about me calling her pregnant and a joan jett lookalike said i was the hottest thing in the bar
raymitheminx.com says:
also water was poured on my head
meltingdolls says:
aww
raymitheminx.com says:
u are trailer trasherella
meltingdolls says:
yes
raymitheminx.com says:
errm screwells
raymitheminx.com says:
screwella
meltingdolls says:
dog boy called me and tall guy “sexy mclaymi and jaily brokenstien.”
meltingdolls says:
he is a genius
meltingdolls says:
you would be in love with him, i expect
raymitheminx.com says:
sexy mclaymi, after me?
meltingdolls says:
i serioulsy fucked up my finger nail at work. i also missed king missle playing at the calidonia.
meltingdolls says:
oh he just said it
meltingdolls says:
but yes pretty much you are raymi mclaymi
raymitheminx.com says:
aww
raymitheminx.com says:
this is the gayest spoon ever
meltingdolls says:
is it giant?
meltingdolls says:
i want soup
raymitheminx.com says:
no tiny and the pot is like this clay looking thing
raymitheminx.com says:
so oliver twist orphan type shit
raymitheminx.com says:
so hungover
meltingdolls says:
whenever i’m in a resturant i want to throw my bowl of soup in disgust
raymitheminx.com says:
harhar
meltingdolls says:
i worked last night. i am mildly hungover
meltingdolls says:
i made big cash
raymitheminx.com says:
how much
meltingdolls says:
now i can blow it on guitar chords
meltingdolls says:
like… not really that much
raymitheminx.com says:
my fone bill is now 785
meltingdolls says:
oh shit
raymitheminx.com says:
i want to jump off a tall building
raymitheminx.com says:
i dreamt about zombies
meltingdolls says:
fuck that come to georgia
meltingdolls says:
we’ll go to six flags it will be similar
raymitheminx.com says:
nice so thats wher u live i keep forgetting
meltingdolls says:
yes
meltingdolls says:
the dirty souf
meltingdolls says:
my city doesn’t suck though
meltingdolls says:
the frat boys are amazing
meltingdolls says:
its eyeliner oclock
raymitheminx.com says:
mm
meltingdolls says:
i can’t believe i have a naval ring
raymitheminx.com says:
i use to have one
meltingdolls says:
who do i think i am? some kind of britany spears fuckface tanorexic?
raymitheminx.com says:
the hole closed up and now that i am as big as a house u cant even see the hole
meltingdolls says:
oh shut up you’re skinnnnny
meltingdolls says:
how much do you weigh anyway
raymitheminx.com says:
120
raymitheminx.com says:
5’9
meltingdolls says:
i’m 5’3 and like 111
meltingdolls says:
wait unless i go to my moms for the weekend. then i come back five pounds heavier.
meltingdolls says:
cause she shovles food into my mouth
raymitheminx.com says:
i love that
meltingdolls says:
so do i
meltingdolls says:
i put a very non rocking song on my blog
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i put a very non rocking song on my blog
meltingdolls says:
hi hi
meltingdolls says:
i put a very non rocking song on my blog
raymitheminx.com says:
email me this whole convo i just lost it
meltingdolls says:
ok
meltingdolls says:
i think i am going to have to put some metal up to redeem myself
raymitheminx.com says:
haha
meltingdolls says:
its ok because it is about getting drunk
meltingdolls says:
i almost cut my hair all off really short last night cause i got bored
raymitheminx.com says:
oh fuck i almost do that all THE TIME
meltingdolls says:
me too
meltingdolls says:
the criminal cuts it now
raymitheminx.com says:
awesome
meltingdolls says:
my bosses were calling him superman last night
meltingdolls says:
cause he’s like
meltingdolls says:
gigantic
raymitheminx.com says:
haha
meltingdolls says:
even though he can’t look at red and blue together cause he’s color blind
meltingdolls says:
he hates redheads too
meltingdolls says:
but i fixed that.
raymitheminx.com says:
good for u
meltingdolls says:
he likes that you put him on your blog
meltingdolls says:
i think he is mental about you
meltingdolls says:
back of bitch she’s mine
raymitheminx.com says:
im so wanted
meltingdolls says:
yes
meltingdolls says:
welcome to the desperate adoration of the internet
meltingdolls says:
are you bloggin
raymitheminx.com says:
no im taking a drug test
meltingdolls says:
i see
meltingdolls says:
are you pissing in a cup then
raymitheminx.com says:
no its a what drug am i test
raymitheminx.com says:
ill email it to u
meltingdolls says:
oh joy yes
raymitheminx.com says:
i am now listening to vanilla ice
meltingdolls says:
where the fuck are my eyebrow tweesers. i am starting to look like anne frank over here for fucks sake.
raymitheminx.com says:
i shave my eyebrows
meltingdolls says:
i am listening to broken social scene.
meltingdolls says:
the song “anthem for a 17 year old girl” is so fucking good.
meltingdolls says:
its such a good anthem
meltingdolls says:
i have a vanilla ice folder
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i have a vanilla ice folder
meltingdolls says:
you are back
meltingdolls says:
your internet blows
raymitheminx.com says:
no kidding
meltingdolls says:
ha ha
meltingdolls says:
ok
meltingdolls says:
i am lick blogging
raymitheminx.com says:
nice
meltingdolls says:
do you write for that ever?
raymitheminx.com says:
i dont know what to write
raymitheminx.com says:
im barely writing for my own blog right now u know
raymitheminx.com says:
i will moree in the future
meltingdolls says:
I don’t know what to write either in lick
meltingdolls says:
it’s all girl powery
raymitheminx.com says:
i know
raymitheminx.com says:
i just want to shit talk everyone
meltingdolls says:
I love your blog raym
meltingdolls says:
so do it
meltingdolls says:
fucking do it
raymitheminx.com says:
i am lick magazine
meltingdolls says:
100% you are
meltingdolls says:
i’ll put this part in lick ok
meltingdolls says:
not the part i sent you
meltingdolls says:
i want you in lick cause you’re the ideal lick girl
meltingdolls says:
the fact that you dont give a fuck enough to blog in it
meltingdolls says:
maybe makes you more of a lick girl than ever
raymitheminx.com says:
i KNOW
raymitheminx.com says:
catch 22 dude
raymitheminx.com says:
or whatever the gay saying is
meltingdolls says:
thats a good book
raymitheminx.com says:
never read it
meltingdolls says:
its hilarious
meltingdolls says:
i also jacked off at the end cause it talked about sex a lot
meltingdolls says:
even though its not sexy at all
meltingdolls says:
i was pent up
meltingdolls says:
i jacked off to the fucking starr report.
raymitheminx.com says:
i jack off to the weather chanel
meltingdolls says:
i jack off to the church channel
raymitheminx.com says:
ew
raymitheminx.com says:
haha
meltingdolls says:
yes. i want your virgin kiddie molester cock
raymitheminx.com says:
i can jack off and read a book and talk on the fone at the same time
meltingdolls says:
me too
meltingdolls says:
i’m going to be a phone sex operator
meltingdolls says:
and write about it
meltingdolls says:
can i use your picture on lick
meltingdolls says:
for this post
meltingdolls says:
i’m going to. and also i am going to steal your band width
raymitheminx.com says:
ok thats cool
raymitheminx.com says:
i use to be sort of a fone sex person
raymitheminx.com says:
except u could see me live too
raymitheminx.com says:
ew barf
meltingdolls says:
ah web cam girl
raymitheminx.com says:
yeh
raymitheminx.com says:
bedcam girl
meltingdolls says:
god i feel all fucky
meltingdolls says:
i have to get goin
meltingdolls says:
i need a cig first
raymitheminx.com says:
ok
meltingdolls says:
i have to go to my ex boyfriends and get some pirated softwar
meltingdolls says:
ok
meltingdolls says:
i am so goddamned hardcore. stealing software.
raymitheminx.com says:
i know what are u like that movie hackers
meltingdolls says:
exactly
meltingdolls says:
when are people going to start stealing my identity so i can go after them with my krew of plether wearing vixen friends?
it was the struggle of the century and all the grown men came to see the girl who could tame the tiger yeh yeh the heart of the southern lovers they found her under the sea she said she came from cell block three the girl hit hard like a baracuda baby she floated on air like a pressed up waif she was a primal institution she was a danger to herself yeh…mystery girl mystery girl keep on faking your mystery world cuz mystery boys will be your toys the mystery boys will be your toys
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
and like…i WANTED to jerk off
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
but
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
i mean…my state was too confused, i couldnt really understand what i was seeing on the screen
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
like
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
“whats he…..doing….to her?”
raymitheminx.com says:
hahahahaa
raymitheminx.com says:
like what dogs think when they see u fuck
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
lol
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
exactly
raymitheminx.com says:
they think the woman is being attacked
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
hahahahahaha
raymitheminx.com says:
hehh
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
i once saw this episode of the fresh prince
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
and carlton is like
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
cause he heard an argument for his parents
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
and he goes to Will “Will, i heard noises coming from mom and dads room”
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
and will is like
I wanna watch you come apart at the seams says:
“I told you this already carlton…HE’S NOT HURTING HER!”
raymitheminx.com says:
hahahahahahahaa
raymitheminx.com says:
that is all i ever say when i talk to you – hahahahahhahaa
whatever fuckwads who think self-loathing is out. well, it is i guess, but you know, FUCK YOU. it’s not that someone like me is all yah my condition lends me the ability to SEE and KNOW the truth, that shitty copout all cynics give you. bullshit on that. it’s only a wall, you feel, is there. and you’re always different than everybody else and you always hate everybody else and everybody else pretty much always hates you. ‘specially if you reside in a suburban rich kid town and refuse to dye your hair blond. every girl fights here and wants to fight me. uuuuuuuuh-ok. it’s obviously because i am so pretty. pfft.
those shoes are so dirty. ok so the red stripe thing didn’t exactly turn out the way it was suppose to. the bleach/dye only took to my roots so i have red roots, about two inches worth in the front and everything else is black. it looks alright i suppose. yesterday my boobs felt bigger than usual. i’m glad the weather is changing. i think i’ll start writing my bookthing again, and make it less crappy, and wah wah i’m miserable and depressed and all i ever do is eat macaroni and do laundry. it’s kinda funny reading shit from the past, pre-nervous breakdown steez and actual diagnosis of bi-polar manic depression, but you/i/they all knew something was severely wrong. so it’ll be funny, in a sad kinda way to start writing again and be all yah, guess what, i AM bi-polar and yes i am still, very, very, messed up.
it takes me five napkins to eat a piece of pizza. this woman at the pharmacy was like nice shirt it’s so eighties i remember when i wore stuff like that..but i never thought i’d be part of a fashion cycle. i’m like is that a diss or what? whatever hasbeen in your shitty black wannabe-cosmetician cloak of drabness. i’m going to put red streaks in my hair and not bother to dye my blondy roots. it’s the new nu.
i also bought pink bunny ears.
The Contortionist Handbook says:
YO!!!!
The Contortionist Handbook says:
you had a dream about a talking dog??
The Contortionist Handbook says:
SO DID I!!!!
The Contortionist Handbook says:
wow.
The Contortionist Handbook says:
it was the most regal and beautiful cocker spaniel, and it had the voice of Della Reese, that negro star of “Touched By An Angel”
raymitheminx.com says:
woah
raymitheminx.com says:
minewas one of those big stupid nothing dogs
raymitheminx.com says:
last nite i had a crazy dream about this old fat perv who was molesting all of us with giant dildos
raymitheminx.com says:
i dream about that shit a lot but am too embarassed to talk about it
The Contortionist Handbook says:
mine was wewrid
The Contortionist Handbook says:
cause like
The Contortionist Handbook says:
she asked me to find her children
The Contortionist Handbook says:
but i couldbnt find them, they died
The Contortionist Handbook says:
so the dog started crying
The Contortionist Handbook says:
and i woke up sobbing
The Contortionist Handbook says:
hahahaha
raymitheminx.com says:
hahahahahahahhahaahha
The Contortionist Handbook says:
true story
raymitheminx.com says:
mine was sort of a love affair, i derno
The Contortionist Handbook says:
HAHAHAHA
HAha
The Contortionist Handbook says:
ahahahah
The Contortionist Handbook says:
typical
raymitheminx.com says:
no kidding
raymitheminx.com says:
im taking the what pulp fiction character am i quiz. if it isnt uma ill be so pissed
The Contortionist Handbook says:
hahahaha
The Contortionist Handbook says:
you want to be her, loser
raymitheminx.com says:
no
raymitheminx.com says:
yes
raymitheminx.com says:
yay i got mia
The Contortionist Handbook says:
of course you did.
raymitheminx.com says:
shutup
raymitheminx.com says:
talk about more interesting stuff so i can put it in my bloooooooorg
