it takes me five napkins to eat a piece of pizza. this woman at the pharmacy was like nice shirt it’s so eighties i remember when i wore stuff like that..but i never thought i’d be part of a fashion cycle. i’m like is that a diss or what? whatever hasbeen in your shitty black wannabe-cosmetician cloak of drabness. i’m going to put red streaks in my hair and not bother to dye my blondy roots. it’s the new nu.
i also bought pink bunny ears.
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YO!!!!
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you had a dream about a talking dog??
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SO DID I!!!!
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wow.
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it was the most regal and beautiful cocker spaniel, and it had the voice of Della Reese, that negro star of “Touched By An Angel”
raymitheminx.com says:
woah
raymitheminx.com says:
minewas one of those big stupid nothing dogs
raymitheminx.com says:
last nite i had a crazy dream about this old fat perv who was molesting all of us with giant dildos
raymitheminx.com says:
i dream about that shit a lot but am too embarassed to talk about it
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mine was wewrid
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cause like
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she asked me to find her children
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but i couldbnt find them, they died
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so the dog started crying
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and i woke up sobbing
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hahahaha
raymitheminx.com says:
hahahahahahahhahaahha
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true story
raymitheminx.com says:
mine was sort of a love affair, i derno
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HAHAHAHA
HAha
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ahahahah
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typical
raymitheminx.com says:
no kidding
raymitheminx.com says:
im taking the what pulp fiction character am i quiz. if it isnt uma ill be so pissed
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hahahaha
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you want to be her, loser
raymitheminx.com says:
no
raymitheminx.com says:
yes
raymitheminx.com says:
yay i got mia
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of course you did.
raymitheminx.com says:
shutup
raymitheminx.com says:
talk about more interesting stuff so i can put it in my bloooooooorg
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i cant at the moment, i am feeling very stupid.
raymitheminx.com says:
fine
raymitheminx.com says:
ill just use what we got
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deal
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what are you doing? come over.
raymitheminx.com says:
im going to put red streaks in my hair
