i went on a shopping spree in parkdale at the dollarama with craig. i spent 8 dollars and 5 cents and i stole two beer fridge magnets and a big pack of bazooka joe gum. i bought three oversized pairs of bloomers and they look SO awesome on me. craig and i decided to take the day off and walk around. i had nitemares after watching kakashi all nite long. it was weird. might have been the pot. we ate half price fajitas last nite and i got kinda loaded and i am glad i looked pretty yesterday because i might have another job at a dirtbag bar. a FAMOUS dirtbag bar. Wheeeee! oh yeh, i also bought a pair of spectacles for a dollar. a dollar! now i will make my vision all poor.

go to this

a relationship that fucked up

ding dong:

do you know anyone who lives at 346 penis lane ?

r le minx:

yes

r le minx:

i know them all remember

r le minx:

i use to date the guy who looks like u

ding dong:

which one did you sleep with?

r le minx:

i DATED him

ding dong:

which guy was that?

r le minx:

for almost four months not “SLEPT”

r le minx:

the one who looked like u

ding dong:

i know someone who is dating someone at that location now

r le minx:

ahhhh

r le minx:

what does she look like

ding dong:

she is half asian

r le minx:

long hair?

r le minx:

hmm

ding dong:

yeah

r le minx:

what is her name

ding dong:

nice boobs, but no body otherwise

r le minx:

i sorta know of this

r le minx:

dont think it is going too good with them

r le minx:

i dont really care too much

ding dong:

they just started dating. she thinks he’s AMAZING.

r le minx:

yeh

r le minx:

tell me ALL the gossip

r le minx:

well he has problems opening up to people

r le minx:

it might get spoiled on account of him not contacting her. ever.

ding dong:

hmm

ding dong:

maybe he just didn’t like you

r le minx:

fuck you asshole

i’m a kleptomaniac. i am. i stole this ulgy sparkly plaque thing of a fish on a fake seashell from the tanning salon and i don’t even like it. i wanted to steal the mirror but it wouldn’t fit in my bag and i’d probably make a huge hole in the drywall. i think i am going to leave a note for my upstairs neighbors and tell them they sound like elephants sometimes and i think about going up there a lot and asking them to shut up. they use our parking space and in exchange they give us 30 dollars a month and let us use their vacuum. well they will once i tell them that is what i want the deal to be. i finally had my crazy appointment today. wheeeee! and then i went to the place where everyone eats and smokes and drinks coffee and looks at themself in the mirror and this guy showed up wearing sunglasses and he was angry and he threw his sunglasses on the floor and growled and smoked and then left before his glass of water arrived. they played bad music. i think. they wrote about the art system party in eye and i was mentioned in a sneaky way. something like, …bla bla and people stripped down to their underwear bla blahhh… i have three new books to read now. one about bipolar disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder and depressive illness. i am also still reading all families are psychotic and the kurt cobain book and a few bukowski poem books. i can never focus on one thing for very long. i have the attention-span of a fruitfly. i told antidisestablishmentarian to make a page about how much in love we are. so he did. i think i will go see harry potter tonite. i have a crush on that kid. i saw him on oprah and i am like, wow. i can’t wait ’til i am a cougar. i am over-heating from the salon. guhh. i spent 120 dollars yesterday by accident. i meant to only spend 50. i bought a furry fuzzy fuckme blanket/rug-thing. ok i have to go now.

k bye.

my skin is horribly pale because it was just the day after pukesville for me. they made me eat all this food and i gladly did but then woke up about 6 in the morning and had to watch a whole bunch of movies on my dad’s satellite cable box-thing to stay awake and not vomit in my hair.

Soooo, antidisestablishmentarian finally made a blog. he was embarrassed and felt like a copycat, which he should, but, meh. he literally just started it so it looks like, uhh, dull, but there is a picture of ME and this link about anti.

ok, i am very very sorry for not sharing this sooner. you see, my left-eye exploded
when i watched it.

BEST MUSIC VIDEO/POP STAR QUEEN EVER!!!

Oh right, i’ll have you know that it is my most favorite day of the year:

world aids day

oh man, that was yesterday. well, like we care anyway.