i keep forgetting what day it is bullshit christmas time syndrome what the hell should i be doing right now oh nothing that’s right feeling. i should be buying more things. yesterday i tried to find some shoes, boots, military old war looking things, too expensive so i went to try on clarks but it’s buy one get the other half off so i’ll have to wait for fil cos lise couldn’t shoe commit, also, every colour and style i wanted they didn’t have, is get outside the only wallabies-selling store in toronto? please advise if you know of an alternative basically it’s the only reason i ever visit queen and spadina, just to go look at wallabies, caress them lovingly, compose sonnets about them in my head, stroke them romantically, you get the idea.
once upon a time i had a fake pair, i dunno what happened to them, i probably chucked them or my mom did, she has a tendency of throwing out MY things, i think it’s therapeutic for her, anyway.
i think get outside needs to expand to lettieri, fuck lettieri hi i would like a ten dollar flavourless grilled panini and a 3 dollar can of sparkling orange drink WOW i am fucking SATIATED THANKS GUYS!!! oh these biscotti are day-olds? i can’t wait NOT to eat them.
don’t even get me started on biscotti, i know you italians are forced to enjoy them because you’re italian, but why the fuck are they so disgusting and rock hard i don’t care how many nuts and chocolate nonsense you stick to them no amount of extra added flavour can distract from the fact that they are merely just edible doorstops. hey raymi come over i just made some biscotti hey no thanks maria FUCK YOU! someone told me that they get better the more stale they are? nice try liar your lying trickery can’t fool me i would rather eat garbage.
get outside should expand cos everytime you go there 50 people are standing in your way and it makes me want to punch them all out of my way and you know more than half will not be buying shoes they’re just there cos they came in from ajax or markham oh we are in toronto for the afternoon lets fucking stand in everybody’s way and not buy anything.
Sabrina:they are actually really easy to make
and cheap as hell too
i will never understand why they cost 45 thousand dollars
me: well obvs too easy cos i think you guys skipped a step PLIABILITY
Sabrina: they are much better fresh.
Sabrina: i don’t care to make them for christmas though
i made these hazelnut cookies with toffee and chocolate
me: u were suppose to laugh at my pliability line
Sabrina: oh, ready= HAHAHAHAHA
me: i dont know if it was the right word to use
Sabrina: well, they are usually so hard it is like eating drywall
me: ok it was the right word
dont take out your anger on me the fact that your race is burdened with a disgusting snack
i just laughed in iraqi