wow i feel beyond demented FUCK twitter ughghhgh.

anyway last nite, in-between flicking back and forth from revenge of the nerds and something else what currently escapes me right now we caught not one but two different infomercials for the exact same product that is essentially just fine grey sandpaper, k not essentially, try IS just fine grey sandpaper with (assumedly) cardboard-backing, palm-shaped (the bigger ones) and also nano (hahaha) and it’s for sanding down your leg hair, thigh hair, chest hair (dudes) etc BUT they say it’s super fine crystal technology (seconds after i screamed out it’s purely super fine sandpaper) and they’re selling it for NO not for the $40 value it is so (isn’t) equal to, just 16.95 or some such garbage. i don’t want to give these rip-off artists traffic directly from my site (speaking of direct, one of the infomercials mentions the buy-direct price ie. AMWAY) but i want you to see this for yourselves. i just checked buysmoothway.ca lo and behold it’s bunk. the other url works tho http://www.sheerskin.ca/ and i know what this shit is because:

1. in grade 5 i slept over at my friend’s house and she showed me a folded into quarters piece of super fine grey sandpaper and demonstrated how she “shaved” her legs (her mom taught her). i too tried it and gave myself the wickedest rash ever no matter, it works after just a little bit of sanding you do not need to go to town like i did. (also this chick had thicker dark hair so apparently if you’re one of those prone to more stubble this is what you do?) you’re supposed to do it on dry skin and because it was winter my legs were so parched it fucked them up for a week, gym class was embarrassing thanks.

and 2. cos i worked in a hardware store i therefore know for fact you can just buy a sheet for a dollar IF THAT and cut it to these stupid shapes, or just fold it into fours. point being you are a buffoon and dead to me if you order this crap. xoxo

ps. datarock ripped a sample from revenge of the nerds in their song computer camp love see if you can figure out what line it is.