just a sprinkling of last nite, fil and i have to shower and get a move-on.

haha midgetland where are we lost in toyland or whatever that stupid movie is, toys? something with toys and elves i dunno it’s been a sloppy ride guys.

god how much did you like the scene at lee’s bahaha.

um who are you are you famous? why yes, yes i am can’t you tell from the nightgown i am wearing jesus go back to the club district or the desperate place in your head where you think it’s tmz 24/7. one actual cool person approached me, said he liked my look and that we should do a music video. hey guy i hope that wasn’t just a pick-up line hook it up.

look it’s you, you stupid fuck.

ryan bequeathed us with bi-poletry that he texts himself i could not get it all cos i was laughing so hard and the macro just wasn’t synching. the funny meter last nite was oh so cranked. we had 24 wings and thought maybe we should order 48? or even 72, 96? how far can we take this funny? i won numerous rounds of asshole, how suiting.

okthanksbye.

wait these are notes not texts so it’s not THAT bad.

oh yeah someone threw a snowball at the rocking out thinks he’s brad pitt/scott weiland poseur and no one noticed or cared aside from ryan and i, couldn’t believe it, took his cock-rock down a few after that then he just gave’r. i thought it was pretty mean but that was the type of crowd at lee’s, very intelligent and i say that with as much sarcasm as there is available to me on this good earth. i think the rule is if you wear sunglasses out at nite and you come across some jocks you kinda have to just accept a snowball to the face while on stage?

once i was blasted enough and my little house on the prairie dress insecurity subsided i did cut a few rugs so it wasn’t all bad. there were playboy girls there too and a slew of skanks and they all complained in the bathroom about what a dive lee’s was hahahaa so good they all had quaffed cougar hairdos and stupid clone outfits on so didn’t get it at all.

thanks for the good times zack!

i’m growing a gay best friend right now wish me luck guys!