Chuck Berry is a Christmas groupie, who knew? Teacher didn’t tell me my tag was sticking out. Thanks.

This gets sexy sunbeam white rugbunny good at the 56 second mark fyi ;). Then I roll my thigh highs off!

Understudy Frida Kahlo.

Ridiculous and perfect.

This is not an outfit don’t worry hahaha.

Barking together hehehehheh she loves me.

Yes I look crap. I went to the salon since this so, don’t judge meh. Lawd knows I get enough. Just killing time til SNL here. Who is coming out tomorrow? It is not to be missed. For se’ers.

We have an understudy just in case heheheh.

Nice tan line haha I forgot to take my underwear off.

Oh by gosh by golly, it’s time for mistletoe and holly!

Did you ever hear the Christmas story about the Elfettes that got away from the North Pole? No? Well my my, you sure are in for a treat this Sunday nights it’s going to tickle the dickens right out of you my pets. (said in fluttery genteel society speak of the utmost class, debutante affair mmhmm) And a very Southern Pole Christmas to ya gents, winkity wank.

I’m going to need to get green thigh highs for my mr. grinch number.

Never get invited to weddings? Me either. You have 8 chances of catching an Elfette christmas garter belt (sell that shit on ebay son! I might fling my thong into the crowd for keepers, that’s what our lingerie smut peddling sponsor has suggested so i’m do it!!!)

Kay dancey time excellent!

Got my hair did, roots be gone! See you tomowoah.