i fucked this one a bit, the raymi is saying lets make a nite to remember. the elf woman is saying no how ’bout one to forget or too late i already forgot.

so i’ll be back in five minutes guys. i hope i don’t get throwed in jail. speaking of which i wrote a letter to angelo’s boy who is in jail. man i’m retarded. so go to his blog and find that audio jail post and get the dood’s address and write to him yerself. ladies i mean.

we’re being panamaniacs.

ever heard sleep on needles by sondre lerche. it’s pretty nice.

and FUCK Underworld is an intense film. so good. it just keeps going. i was waiting and waiting for kate beckinsal (sp whatever?) to go all manic vampire crazy but she didn’t really. her hot contacts were enough for me to take. boiiing.

i’m going to be so brown chinatown in two minutes shaggy shag fag

today is aymitheminx’s first booze-serving shift i will go there and support her soon as i find someone to support my drinking habit.

or maybe sooner.

he only attacked me eight times

but then i said bitch dont mess around and he said fine

and neice was so angry she fell on her hands and princess that shirt is not from wal-mart it’s pantorama

but she was cool a few minutes later

and then papa had another sauce cuz well it was dad’s day

do you see the kerouacness there look at other guy even and we always have the stink eye i want to die look on our faces ‘cept for papa he is always smiling

sean odell

here’s me about to give the thumbs down to the dill pickle chipitos but i bought ‘em anyhow and made out with them immediately and they were the preciousest post-brew nightcap you trick.

got the sexiest number of a black cocktail-sucking dress but it’s a bitch to get in and out of i hope i lose some weight or it stretches out go party dress go go go!

tomorrow is canadur day spectacular son.

i hope fireworks ‘splode outta my hands and my conversations are the talk of the town.

we’re getting married tomorrow.

but only because she’s pregnant like britney.

it makes me all wistful, you know.

me and kat slapped the shit out of each other at the dun right i didnt see it coming and she got all manic for magnetic darts and i got in trouble for losing one

we didnt like each other very much from the start but now we are full on lesbians for hanging out. im basically the girlangelo for her.

when we first start chillin maxin and relaxin it is all silent and polite but then we are like fuck this pour booze in our pockets and everything is revolutionary again.

lazy eye is the new black

ok ill change the banner back you made me feel bad enough ok

you know what you want and not want to do but you can’t stop doing what you shouldn’t

wild animals raised in captivity will perish if placed back into their natural habitats because they don’t know the laws of prey and predator and they don’t know the ways of the jungle, even if that’s where they belong

i feel like her mountain only i’m about to have an avalanche

delight in the annoying

saw pygmalion at niagara on the lake with jgaero and i ate a ham and cheese sammich and threw all the crusts in the garden and we were wino sluts and i even almost cried at one point and this one old guy during the Q&A in the end you could tell he had waited his whole life to do some public speaking and his question was only about the technical aspects of the sets. he even cleared his throat (who does that?) and used his arms for emphasis. laaaaame. and this woman with a cane in front of us dropped it when they were talking and said sorry and i said you fucking better be. i’m glad she didn’t hear it. jgaero had a crush on this mysterious person n the field who was meditating and then all of a sudden was teleported to a comet to the moon before jgaero could molest him/her.