Backward over the shoulder red carpet pose. Oh and where’s that cellulite again loser? That’s what I thought. Shut up.
We made some bottle service friends of course and to get in to their club they made me hold a sparkler. It was scary and I danced with it, scary dangerous dance moves! I love the black hole what is F spot.
Covering my friend the wet spot at F snot.
Chris Not sure if duck face or asking for grey poupon -_-
Raymi Lauren White Not duckface it’s my face! Im hiding a wet spot.
Chris Negatron to both, my bad.
What’s the picture on the right in the bg above brunette woman?
Raymi Lauren White no idea it’s so dark in there.
Raymbecca was tanked. The one on the right I mean. She SO sloshed that drink on me or someone else did all I remember is looking down and going how did that get there? I like hanging out by the wall because there are less people to fall in to there.
Some photographic technical difficulties.
Fine girls everywhere. Looking for wifeings.
Holy shit this just goes on forever.
Picture of the night! We were in a male model cluster mob. NBD.
Our booth babe buddies. Insert wolf whistle. I am going to have to step my game up.
This one belongs on tumblr. Everyone on their phones. Girl ghosts.
This is us blending in.
Love it Bechnique! Come to her show when I get back from Aruba! Okay here’s some more weird crap. It was too hot and late in the day to exercise outdoors the other day so I danced in the living room with the AC cranked. I feel so awful for the earth sometimes. Anyway, here from the fruit of my labour is, the fruit of my labour? Man I have to go back to school.
So the narcissistic post I blogged the other day garnered a hater comment that I obviously don’t do anything but sit on my ass all day clearly and to go out and do something. Plus people who take pictures of themselves in mirrors are losers. I shouldn’t have deleted it.
I will never stop sitting on my ass at home in the day WORKING ON A COMPUTER have you heard of telecommuting, entrepreneurship, or I dunno THE INTERNET? I am a blogger. Sometimes we don’t gotta work bro or we are in between jobs during the period of which the blog itself acts as a cash collector. What the hell are you doing? Oh wait I DON’T CARE!
You mad bro? Posting pics of myself on my blog is my job. That is the news. What is Raymi up to, Oh, she looks good. Well done her. Do you see the advertisement on the top of my page likewise the one for ADD on the corner, what do you think that’s all about numbnuts? Do you think this is a hobby a-hole? I am killing myself here trying to make it here so keep being unexceptional in Pennsylvania and enjoy the show.
It was fun to just be hanging out here waiting for the big beginning I love this lush street it is magical and it was a freakfest and we were superstaaaaaaaahs!
The anticipation adrenaline was out of control. I couldn’t stop dancing. Colleague had to tell me to chill a couple times hah. Conserve energy. For what? This is it! I have tons of energy I don’t need to save any.
This is the act we had to follow. I shoulda jumped in!
Whattagwan!
That was awesome. Did you feel like Ghostbusters Shasha?
Barb was great with these too.
Got jostled quite a bit. It was hilarious. I turned some wipe-outs in to dance poses/dance moves. Surfing was one I did a lot.
Then we would die laughing for a bit. I laughed and screamed and talked so much my face hurt by the end of the day/night. Pride Walk of Shame got a lot of laughs from my compadres as we were joining the leagues of the mob at Yonge.
HAhaha.
Baby laughs a lot.
Kiebler raver elves. What’s the password man!
Ooh sexy times.
Cute girls.
I saw this go down. Such a positive and happy day. Everyone was bubbly and free spirited fancy free.
Had to remember those were not actually stripper poles but makeshift ones. They held true though and only a couple umbrellas went inside out from the wind at one point which was hilarious.
Those are NDP heavyweights; NDP leader Thomas Mulcair and Parkdale-HighPark rep Peggy Nash.
Can you tell those were my colleague’s notes like I could possibly know that ahaha.
Awesome.
More awesome.
We look like a miniature strip club haha.
And our pictures are all over the internets too. Felt like Jem and the Holograms.
We went bananas dancing and dancing and ahhh. Same five songs over and over again I’d call out PLACES EVERYBODY as a joke cos we had no defined place, it was dance everywhere and anywhere.
This is what I partied in last year in Miami! Killerest outfit ever EVERYONE gawked. They don’t have hipsters in Miami so that combined with my popsicle pete-itude and blonde hair (no blonds there either) was electrifying. Fireworks even. It was the 4th of July after all. Have fun Yanks!
A guy in Starbucks there really wanted to take my picture. Like my bruise? That was from my nude movie scene I banged (ha banged) my thigh on the corner of the bed. ugh.
Oh dear. Sorry to everyone I hit, punched, kicked, stomped, shoved or pushed while dance spazz attacking. I am paying for it today in uber soreness, hobbling around and limping down the stairs urggg.
INTENSE It felt like the Beatles on pop rocks and adrenaline shots to the heart blaaaaaaaaaaaah out of control thrill, my mind is still blown. We were that scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day off when they burst into impromptu shake it a baby street parade but now that I am a dancing on a float expert I know that they were just lip syncing partying in the street to a song everybody knows cos every time my bro and I would watch it we’d be like HOW ARE THEY ALL DOING THAT HOW DO THEY KNOW TO SING THAT SONG OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE THAT FOR!!? And I was actually a valedictorian once.
I was worried I would look like an insect with my wings an these round glasses. Not gonna lie I am not in to the round shades sorry Gaga’s out there. Anyway I looked like The Tick instead GREAT. LOL. These are Bech’s walk of shame fame glasses I wore to Booger King with her the morning after MSTRKRFT. B-a-l-l-e-r-s!
People everywhere. It was bonkers. I will remember this for the rest of my life. Or this week. o_O.
Okay it’s not mystery camera’s fault now I know for certain it’s Raymbecca’s. She zooms in then goes picture happy and then close ups of my face cool.
Now I look like a Fraggle Rock Gay Superhero. I got sprayed by water a lot until it made my mascara run then I stopped taking shots in the face. People had super soakers everywhere.
Absolute madness :). That adrenaline rush is addictive. I’m going to post colleague’s shots tomorrow when my brains stop scrambling. Mommy is nappy times.
Then Raymbecca left a Shasha bag in the cab and I lost my favourite daisy duke cut offs (talk about LEGENDARY as a matter of fact) that were in it and Bech and I disputed over it for the following 24 hours and why she would not apologize when I never had that bag in my hands once. I wasn’t mad at all actually but like come on, I would say sorry if I lost your favourite sweater button because I’m an apologizaholic (sorry about that)(buhaha) anywhoo it’s a party hazard and that shit happens. Enough good happens to me some bad has to once in awhile too why not.
We hung out with the dude who does Shasha’s hair. All day long we repeated Sha-sha Sha-sha over and over again because we are eccentric like that and when you get in the vortex with me and Bech we talk vomit compete. A new thing is sumo wrestling.
OMG TP how humiliating. I have wiping ocd (like my brother) and good metabolism. Sue me.
No wonder I did a salon visit today my hair was natty ratty bombatty!
Luckily I have a stand-in pair of cut-offs. These ones are more snug so more reason to keep it skinny times.
You can see my teeny belly scar from a piece of glass. Happened when I was 3 or 4. Thanks Shawn.
So the cut of my burlesque sparkle pants made me look a bit hippy but whatevs I ain’t cryin’. I am going off fast food for good now Dagnabbit. I know I’ll trim down in Aruba cos I won’t get the munchies there so that’s cool.
The roof is a fun place to be in the summer.
I need to film a funny show up here.
Pretty giggly. This picture took a billion attempts.
As did this. Sidenote: Started watching Chasing Amy last night for the first time. Cheeseballs with the passage of time, the lingo but I’ll give Kevin Smith just this one point for bettering Clerks. Which was dog shit city IMO. When is he going to email me and tell me to go f myself for ripping on him periodically over the past half-decade? Anyway I will watch the other half. If Joey Lauren Adams doesn’t end up doing Affleck I am going to be severely annoyed. Don’t tell me either or I will be annoyeder.
Juju Bear and I at Hoxton Mstrkrft Absolut freak fest it was amazing. Still have loads of pics to post yeah yeah you know etc.
Steve gave me great Hairapy @HeadCandySalon this morning. Had to do it twice my ends are so dry, the second time with a stain. Then a little itty bitty trim.
Applique uno. Thanks guys!
And because I am a visionary genius I knew to wear my purple sparkle Dorothy flats. Who does that? THIS GUY.
More later skids. Sorry for the ghost blog town. Having a good long weekend? Great! Happy Canada Day! My legs are keeling me. Kisses. Gaymitheminx esquire. Thanks Shasha and the girls you were great!
Okay time to practice with these more. I’m only going to use 2 rods cos it will be lighter and I don’t need four, it’s impossible and no way the wing can flutter if a rod is in it plus I don’t want to poke anyone and there is a higher chance of that with 4. So catch us on Shasha’s float tomorrow, starts at 2pm. PUMPED. We have a hose to spray you down with if you get overheated and it’s infused with vanilla so smell like a bakery. GENIUS. It’s also time for a shower. Make sure to never leave a pet or a baby in a hot car when it’s like this okay thank you xoxo Raymbo :).
“Celebrate & Demonstrate! Voted Best Float @PrideToronto look for us at #pride2012 on Sun. July 1″
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I went to a party here years and years ago I never forgot it except I can’t remember which house it was exactly hehheh..
So I’m very fond of this bizarre corner. Biking through it at night, a hot summer one. 19 years old. Stupid and spectacular.
It was an out of the way place to party at the time.
TV pancake makeup.
Soccer traffic. Spain won.
I have papillon hair. I am down with that.
Game face on. Remember when I never smiled. I need to start up @raymisemo again haha. Maybe when goth has a revival, Emo will come shortly thereafter.
I like the vintage posters at legendary MTV studioland. We were sequestered in this room upstairs so as to keep us away from the finalists. We were loud as hell, it felt like highschool again and it was super fun. Give us vegetables and water and see what happens I guess.
Buh buh bam you betcha.
Beside me is a frickin’ ice cream fridge STOCKED. We were not allowed that either.
Oh hi there just calling to say hi. I am not a phone person, I am a text person. I do not enjoy speaking on the phone. I see it as a waste of my time. Once in awhile I love a good chat but mostly I like to just sit in silence alone all day long hunched over my laptop. Sir Hunch-a-lot. So, if I do call you it’s because I think I am in trouble or I am fighting with you and have too many things to type about how much you have offended/annoyed me. I disperse my gossip evenly throughout my top five texters but sometimes it’s good to just have radio silence and cut your secrets in half, like maybe I shouldn’t say that one part, yeah, I’ll sleep better.
See how he just gets dumped down like that, you gotta be quicker bro. Some randoms were like are you going to crowd surf? Uh, no. One doesn’t leave the house thinking am I going to crowd surf tonight? baha I’d love to be the kind of person though where that would be a possibility. I am not going to have kids until I fucking crowdsurf goddammit. Summer bucket list. I crowd surfed at Metallica when I was 15 and it took me practically the entire show to get the balls to do it. But then I did it twice. And then I learned what happens to chicks who crowdsurf. Disgusting gropetastical city. Then I was young and naive so I didn’t enjoy it but now that I am a pervy don’t give a shit I think it would be kind of hot provided I was loaded enough to just go with the flow bro. I had hair extensions in at wakestock and didn’t want that to be fussed with so I didn’t do it there either but we had enough horny mobscenes of jocks surrounding us, we had our fill. In the video of Lady Gaga crowd-surfing no one seems to be feeling her up out of celebrity respect despite her wearing a mesh body suit only.
Also have you seen this?
I love her makeup tutorials. Moving on.
Where am I?
The tale of 2 broke girls continues.
But we must start from the beginning. I was almost going to bail because after the taping of creeps on Wednesday night, your hero let’er rip on the town so I was not feeling so hot yesterday but I caught a second wind, got my act together and went out. Jules needed my +1 so I couldn’t pull a bail stunt. Aunt Raymi saves the day. Again.
They have their own little thing. My Friend™ does this for attention and she places herself in high traffic areas so that you cannot avoid her. She is ridinkulous and being a little more clingy lately now that Lady Garbage is gone. They cremated her. She is gone gone gone like I am picturing her in a box buried in the ground under a nice tree someplace then keep reminding myself that nope, not possible. I didn’t think to ask what they did to her and I wish I didn’t know because it makes me more sad. I think morbid heartbreaking thoughts as hard as possible to make myself sad so that I can feel feelings because I think it is healthy. Healthier than being a soulless bitch and just being oh whatever it’s a dumb cat bye bye, you know what I’m saying? I loved her. I gave her her own name, she had a few others but you all know her as Lady Garbage. Okay I just made myself cry next topic please.
Jules and her lollipops why must my 20 year old friend always constantly remind us about that? She’s going to be 21 soon and then she’s going to SF AND she’s going away for a month before that so naturally Bechnique and I are pretty gutted about that OMG crying again what a loser I need a f-ing nap haha.
I waved to her at one point when I was dancing on the vip booth and she was like, what? Lolhfkjdsfkjs that was hysterical to me.
Hilarious. It doesn’t look like that when you’re there and the lights are going all dance club bananas when the flash cancels that out and you get a photo like this the cloak of darkness protection vanishes and it’s just two funny dogs and people standing around. I love crowd scene photos, so many little stories going on and funny faces, stupid dance moves frozen in time.
This picture is funny to me we are all equally rtrd’d.
I need hairapy. People be diggin’ ma ponytails. Not one other girl in ponytails out last night. Wonder when the trend will blow up. Maybe also cos I wore ponytails on creeps, we shall see.
See? I am stoked that there are TWO episodes of creeps. The finale is July 11 and the reunion episode is July 17 which I’ll miss cos I’m in Aruba so tape it for me and put it on tha internet. I got to have my retribution on the reunion episode so I must see it!!
Hours spent killing time between tapings on water and vegetables made the cast really bond, a happy and most welcome surprise. I’ll post the rest of my pics next post promise.
Makin’ fans and friends urrywhere I go.
Can you tell I had an all nighter (practically) the night before? Not really!
Seen here, guy in the tie is Bobby and he featured me in one of his columns in Elle magazine and it will be in the August issue he says. I gave him some manswers for dating advice or some such. Behind Lauren is Zach Bussey, more pics of him in a sec. He said we have met before but I have no recollection of that because I was probably tanked at the time and he looks like a nondescript average dude no offense. I meet tons of the same people over and over again at these twitter things and I still can’t remember a lot of their names but I know their faces and too much time and parties have gone by for me to go hey dude I’ve partied with ten thousand times what the fuck is your name again?
I remember when I had your hair Meg and then I messed it all up. I like you Meg, you’re sweet.
Zach this is a great angle for you.
Mr. Edgar what is up.
Uh great.
I fist pumped a lot last night and made it rain money. Yes it’s stupid but you can’t help it your arms just get in the air and before you know it you’re the epitome of, of, a total tool idiot. But it’s so fun espesh from the VIP area dancing and being watched and smiled at. That was so Kardashian of me. I can see a few people busting me taking this pic heh.
I like your shirt booboo.
Bobby and Meg, what’s that all aboot eh? Do tell. I’d watch! Okay mommy’s tired see you on the couch. Have a killer weekend! I’m dancing in the Pride parade on Sunday/Canada day I can fit one more girl if you’re interested.
