this is my stepbrother Perry, we like to joke around a lot and stuff.
comment you ungrateful fuckskags. i’ve only posted 7 times since 9 am holy f.
so this weekend we get to see the goods and kenny and as it turns out they are in town for the exact same reason, same show, hahaha! the hour with george strombopoosnuffalupakis. ps. i totally have the hots for him i just LOVE it when he puts his hands in his pockets totally neat idea george! pps. don’t tell fil.
so fil be buggin’ me about writing song lyrics and i finally do it and they turn out to be the WORST lyrics ever. so here they are. i will caps lock them for effect.
TEN DAYS OVERTHROWN
THE CITY, THE TOWN,
THE LOCALS OUTGROWN
THE COBBLESTONES BLANKETED
WITH CHILDREN, WITH FEAR
THE ELDERS ALL SCREAMING
THE END IT IS NEAR
FIRE FROM WINDOWS
AND GLASS ALL AROUND
THE STREETS ARE A BUSTLE
WITH MEN FIRING ROUNDS
ONE WOMAN A WIDOW
BEFORE HER MAN’S OUT THE DOOR
PULLED BY HIS FEET
HIS NAILS CLAWING
AT THE FLOOR
i stopped there cos i was pretty impressed with myself so i read them to fil and he was the opposite of impressed. i pictured some kind of sing-songy arts and crafts too doo loo thing to go with it but now all i can think of is the lord of the rings and joan of arc so fuck it.
feel free to stop reading my blog anytime now.
mom says:
did a head count for nana’s party on sunday
mom says:
just family
mom says:
they go to florida for 9 weeks
mom says:
could be their last holiday
raymi says:
stop guilting me you’ve been saying they’re gonna die for the last ten years
mom says:
75 is a big bday
mom says:
my girlfriends their dads are dying and it’s sad
mom says:
Angies dad is dying, she said she wishes she can turn back time
raymi says:
these are YOUR parents not mine don’t project your turn back time wishes onto me
mom says:
these are your only alive grandparents Im not projecting trying to just open your mind
mom says:
I miss my fucking grandfather kerouac
raymi says:
uh grandma is still alive
mom says:
shes cooky
raymi says:
fine me too im just saying stop saying they’re going to die any second now
raymi says:
you are so disrespectful
raymi says:
she’s still alive
mom says:
75 is a big b-day my mom tells me everytime I see her that they are about to die and then she has huge coughing fits
raymi says:
guilt city
raymi says:
why don’t you call her bluff and say DIE ALREADY MOM
mom says:
she starts coughing out a lung
raymi says:
follow it up with what does it matter not like you have any money for me in yer will
mom says:
omg and then I would have to deal with “THE WRATH OF EILEEN” for the rest of my days
mom says:
not worth it with her
mom says:
so is that why you ignore me, cause I dont have enough celebrity or $$ in my will?
raymi says:
no
raymi says:
it’s cos you are ANNOYING
raymi says:
and i don’t ignore you
raymi says:
i mean i try to but it’s just not possible.
mom says:
you are mean
mom says:
have you ever considered that “you might be the difficult one”??
raymi says:
yeah i guess so that’s why i stay away from everyone so they don’t have to be near me
raymitheminx.com has expired so it needs to be renewed so now we have to wait until my ex-boyfriend gets back to me. ungh.
fil took all the pillows away from me and then had the most boring loudest conversation on the fone so now i am awake despite staying up ’til 2 reading.
last nite i met with samir to discuss our movie. i read him the song lyrics i wrote that fil said sounded like RUSH so we ended up singing them all nite long. then i bumped into the girl who hooked me up with working online and she told me i had called my old roommate whilst in LA and totally manic and mumbled a bunch of crap at him like i was on meth, woah. also my other roommate left him with a 400 phone bill, not cool! i said the yeah it’s good to see you line and she played up the being weirded-out role pretty well and said i had tried to sleep with her boyfriend, not true. yes i slipped him my number behind her back and no they weren’t dating she had bumped into him at a bar previous to the party we were at, also he told her what i did and she chastised me, granted, but he still fucking called me a week later, whatever, fucking weird. i was drunk and thought it was a good idea at the time.
samir and i fought about celebrity-dom last nite and he told a super long story about doing this movie with a bunch of stars in LA and said it meant nothing and me, drunklor loud-talking at the beaconsfield say that’s cos you don’t know what minimal celebrity-dom feels like, I DO! AND I WANT MORE!
he says he would just rather have tons of money and i agree but i think being a celebrity is the easiest way to go about it, i don’t have to type out any formal documents or use a protractor, i think i just want the money and the lifestyle because i am greedy.
new ldb comic. they come out every friday.
hey dudes i wrote a song and it’s called someone else talks about me again i hope you like it.
