raymitheminx.com has expired so it needs to be renewed so now we have to wait until my ex-boyfriend gets back to me. ungh.
January 20, 2006
fil took all the pillows away from me and then had the most boring loudest conversation on the fone so now i am awake despite staying up ’til 2 reading.
last nite i met with samir to discuss our movie. i read him the song lyrics i wrote that fil said sounded like RUSH so we ended up singing them all nite long. then i bumped into the girl who hooked me up with working online and she told me i had called my old roommate whilst in LA and totally manic and mumbled a bunch of crap at him like i was on meth, woah. also my other roommate left him with a 400 phone bill, not cool! i said the yeah it’s good to see you line and she played up the being weirded-out role pretty well and said i had tried to sleep with her boyfriend, not true. yes i slipped him my number behind her back and no they weren’t dating she had bumped into him at a bar previous to the party we were at, also he told her what i did and she chastised me, granted, but he still fucking called me a week later, whatever, fucking weird. i was drunk and thought it was a good idea at the time.
samir and i fought about celebrity-dom last nite and he told a super long story about doing this movie with a bunch of stars in LA and said it meant nothing and me, drunklor loud-talking at the beaconsfield say that’s cos you don’t know what minimal celebrity-dom feels like, I DO! AND I WANT MORE!
he says he would just rather have tons of money and i agree but i think being a celebrity is the easiest way to go about it, i don’t have to type out any formal documents or use a protractor, i think i just want the money and the lifestyle because i am greedy.
new ldb comic. they come out every friday.
hey dudes i wrote a song and it’s called someone else talks about me again i hope you like it.
i finally went outside, by myself. i think once thursday rolls around i feel ok enough to venture outdoors during the day. yesterday was scary windy and snowy and rainy so there was no way i was going out. i went to the pharmacy to get some things. walking back here i thought to myself man i really do hate being outside, looking at people around me who seem to be thrilled and thriving on this, this outside air and way into walking and talking and me, i want to be invisible and non-existant. this girl asked me in elementary school why i always look at the ground when i walk and i was like huh? she was right, i was a total live in my head nerd thinking up weird shit and ignoring the entire universe.
it’s cos i’m a mad intellect, genius maybe, i can’t be looking at things and thinking up masterpieces at the same time, doii.
looking at things is for stupid people, smart people look at the ground.
notice how sometimes i say purposeful ignorant things? yeah, rad.
we watched four brothers last nite and it was good in the respects that it was bad and a lot of cheesy cliche things happened.
here are some raymi facts because well, me! some you may know already but i don’t care.
- my dad taught me how to ride my bike without training wheels and i rode it to my friend o’neil’s house and his little brother answered and i said I CAN RIDE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS NOW! and left without waiting for o’neil and rode around some more.
- we had a siamese cat named mocha she was awesome, when my mum brought her home i said LET’S NAME HER SANDWICH!
- i was the valedictorian of my elementary school (kindergarden to grade 8) and i plan to milk that for the rest of my life.
- my brother use to shoot gi.joe missiles into my dollhouse after i would spend three hours arranging everything perfectly.
- my brother use to go LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN and point in my face and say YOU LOOK LIKE….MY LITTLE PONY! and i wanted to murder him.
- i put a junior mint up my nose once and it melted and exploded down my nasal passage ever since i hate chocolate mint flavor.
- i played soccer when i was in grade one and our team never scored a goal but we were really good at kicking the ball into our own net.
- on the way to the soccer pizza party where they handed out trophies to the loser kids my dad got a speeding ticket.
- an earwig fell into my mouth once.
- i told my grade five teacher in front of the entire class that black people drive black cars and she was south african and her husband was black, which i did not know at the time.
- i pick my nose.
- when people touch the chair i am sitting on it means they have a death wish.
- after a few drinks i cannot control the volume of my voice and my hearing gets a little weak which means i talk even louder.
- at the community centre in the complex we use to live in i lied and said i was allergic to raisins cos i didn’t want to eat the raisin cookies we were making i wanted the chocolate chip ones and then sherri our babysitter, same youth leader whatever asked my brother if it was true if i was allergic to raisins and i heard from the kitchen and flew into the livingroom with my arms out like an airplane screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- the same babysitter let us watch new jack city, i was four.
more later.
January 18, 2006
raymi says:
remember when i was wasted at lucas’ bday party at sweaty bettys and i was trying to get you to say that you were my best friend
raymi says:
and i was trying to be all sensitive heart-felt like YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND NOEL
raymi says:
and i wouldnt let it go
raymi says:
yeh im awesome
noel ten says:
yeah, i do remember that
noel ten says:
it came out of nowhere, for me
noel ten says:
though i’ll admit i was rightly distracted by *******’s parents
raymi says:
why
noel ten says:
especially when her mom gave that guy with the dreads a thigh rub
raymi says:
she got all complimentary to me later on about my introducing myself to them i was like wtf?! what stupid fuck toronto kids would not introduce themself to their friend’s parents? gay.
raymi says:
no way did she?
raymi says:
that’s awesome.
noel ten says:
anyway, i hope i dont inadvertantly steal all your blog thunder
raymi says:
pffft good luck
raymi says:
wait would you?
