merkley had a dream about me last nite because we spend at least 12 hours a day talking on msn.
my right pointer finger feels like it is swelling up and on the knuckle there’s an itchy bump so this means that i am either a) pregnant or b) herpes-infected on my finger though come to think of it i most likely was just bit by some asshole spider.
last nite we hung out with kenny again WHY WON’T YOU JUST GO BACK TO LOS ANGELES ALREADY HOLY SHIT sorry that was my liver talking there for a minute.
i made him a felt friend, it is a square with a face on it, very small, it’s suppose to be a cross between hitler and a pirate.
then we all played cat’s cradle with my pearls and i tried to explain to seb’s fiancee (hottest skinniest body ever, i was all dude if i looked like that i would be wearing a fucking bikini right now) anyway i said lets start a geocities webpage about playing cat’s cradle and the background music can be the ugly kid joe version of cat’s in the cradle and she’s all yeah haha giggly and i said uh do you know what geocities is? and she said no and i said ok well it can be a blog, do you know what a blog is? no. ok fine.
we were at ted’s and throwing wax at each other and eventually it was lime wedges from cocktails, i wipped kenny in the face a bunch of times. i was about to do my napoleon dynamite dance and for effect i threw my chair to the side and it hit the hottest girl and i blamed it on kenny went over and said my friend is really very sorry for throwing my chair at you, hey, do you know who he is? no you don’t? ok.
turns out one of her gaggle knew him but she was the ugly one wearing glasses and this other one was all yeah yeah kenny spenny he’s like one of the spenny’s hahah (laughing at our/my expense, so not acceptable) so i was like in my head FUCK YOU went back to kenny and said no dice they’re like ABOVE IT and IT as in US and US as in YOU. whores.
what else can i talk about.
oh yeah i have a ton of photos but i want to keep them on my camera to show my brother that i know kenny because that’s what sisters do, brag and name-drop TAKE THAT SHAWN YOU SAID MY BLOG WOULD GO NOWHERE HU HA! SUCCESS!
you know i’m kidding right?
anyway dinky is at this moment putting up photos so you can go there and have a look-see, i have to go get ready for my nana’s 75th buffet that i finally was guilted enough into attending. tho we are not eating cos it’s 30 dollars (outrageous) and she also expects 75 dollars from everyone pffffft. dude i am re-gifting the 20 dollar book store gift certificate (that i gave to fil but am taking back anyway) and getting you a dollar store card, i would make you one but i ran out of crayons.
ps. go here – i use to watch this show like mad, fil is too old to know about it and sometimes i sing their theme song and he is all guh? camp cariboo was a show on ytv that is ancient, anyway i love it.
comment you ungrateful fuckskags. i’ve only posted 7 times since 9 am holy f.
so this weekend we get to see the goods and kenny and as it turns out they are in town for the exact same reason, same show, hahaha! the hour with george strombopoosnuffalupakis. ps. i totally have the hots for him i just LOVE it when he puts his hands in his pockets totally neat idea george! pps. don’t tell fil.
so fil be buggin’ me about writing song lyrics and i finally do it and they turn out to be the WORST lyrics ever. so here they are. i will caps lock them for effect.
TEN DAYS OVERTHROWN THE CITY, THE TOWN, THE LOCALS OUTGROWN THE COBBLESTONES BLANKETED WITH CHILDREN, WITH FEAR THE ELDERS ALL SCREAMING THE END IT IS NEAR FIRE FROM WINDOWS AND GLASS ALL AROUND THE STREETS ARE A BUSTLE WITH MEN FIRING ROUNDS ONE WOMAN A WIDOW BEFORE HER MAN’S OUT THE DOOR PULLED BY HIS FEET HIS NAILS CLAWING AT THE FLOOR
i stopped there cos i was pretty impressed with myself so i read them to fil and he was the opposite of impressed. i pictured some kind of sing-songy arts and crafts too doo loo thing to go with it but now all i can think of is the lord of the rings and joan of arc so fuck it.
