raymi says:
what did u guys do when we left
sodasamson says:
after you left there was a fucking stabbing on the patio at the shoe
sodasamson says:
and I was a witness
sodasamson says:
and had to talk to the cops all drunk and shit
sodasamson says:
and tell them about the dude that knifed the other guy
raymi says:
WOAH
raymi says:
did we see the dude ?
raymi says:
was there a lot of blood
raymi says:
man i am a good cook
raymi says:
fil is calling u he needs to hear the story first hand cos he is a detective
raymi says:
this means that we are cool people because we hang out in rough bars where people get stabbed
sodasamson says:
I’m kidding
raymi says:
WHAT
sodasamson says:
sorry it took me so long to tell you about my extravagant lie but I went downstairs to do laundry
raymi says:
i already had this conversation cut and pasted into my blog
sodasamson says:
I got some street meat and then went home
sodasamson says:
haha
raymi says:
fag
raymi says:
our friendship is over
sodasamson says:
hahahahaha
sodasamson says:
hahahahahahahahahahahha
sodasamson says:
I was being sarcastic
raymi says:
oh yeah WHAT FRIENDSHIP
sodasamson says:
hahahahahaha
sodasamson says:
I can’t stop laughing
sodasamson says:
well if our friendship is over
sodasamson says:
…
sodasamson says:
I guess I’ll just hang with Phil
raymi says:
fine and you guys can take turns massaging each other’s thighs
sodasamson says:
well now I can introduce him to all those pretty girls that I told him about
raymi says:
pretty hags
sodasamson says:
did you call the courier
raymi says:
no
raymi says:
you were serious?
sodasamson says:
yeah
sodasamson says:
I’m hungry
raymi says:
i could do that and u pay when it gets there
sodasamson says:
can you come over and clean my kitchen and then cook me food
raymi says:
tho u may as well order real food?
raymi says:
can you go fuck yourself
sodasamson says:
can you be nice to me???
sodasamson says:
!!!
raymi says:
SAMIR WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE REMEMBER
raymi says:
also u tell fil about pretty girls?
sodasamson says:
okay well I’ll remember that we’re not friends tonight… when you’re asking me for shit!
raymi says:
ahahhahaaa
raymi says:
asking you for what
sodasamson says:
baaaahahaha
raymi says:
beer? whatever i can go blow someone and get a 24
