this is incredibly hilarious.
you looked sexy even though you were having a seizure. it was in the hair care section at the Vancouver walgreens. i was the guy in the blue shirt holding your legs while that old man put his wallet in your mouth. let’s get together when you’re feeling less woozy
make your oscar predictions. i’ve barely seen these fuckin’ movies but still i know that all of my guesses are spot on.
survivor was so good last nite so good.
also upstairs at czovskis however you spell it ($3.50 50s yo!) i cried like a little baby cos noel and i were having a serious discussion about how all this time i thought our circle of friends HATED ME but turns out they LOVE ME and say NICE THINGS about me behind my back but never ever to me cos they thought i knew how they felt already but i DIDN’T so then i started drunk-bawling. so gay. i was all WHY DIDN’T THEY TELL ME I NEEEEDED TO KNOW THESE THINGS!
anyway, last nite was another one for the books of mental retardation.
at samir’s watching survivor he’s all YOU ARE SO 22 and i said oooh sorry samir that i have a “personality” and a “sense of humor” and i did the quotation marks sign with my fingers when i said it and kept talking as i was walking down the stairs to go to the bathroom “and i’m sorry that people LIKE ME too.”
no i’m not.
February 2, 2006
my mum is the fourth from the left. all her friends (mostly pictured) talk mad shit about her behind her back cos they are jealous unhappily divorced hags. they say that she has botox cos she looks so great. last week she was with this one dude and one of the girls asked to talk to him and she says all loud SEND ME YOUR PHOTO COS YOU KNOW HOW TRACEY IS, SHE WILL NEVER DO IT!
Tracey says:
and the conversation was loud so I heard her
Tracey says:
and I said
Tracey says:
fucking Bitch
Tracey says:
so that she could hear me
raymi says:
hahaha
Tracey says:
I was with my manfriend
Tracey says:
she was all trying to put me down in front of him
Tracey says:
and it backfired
Tracey says:
I heard her
Tracey says:
and just calmly said
Tracey says:
fucking bitch
raymi says:
woah
Tracey says:
and I meant it
Tracey says:
but we are pretty funny together
Tracey says:
it gets like desperate x housewives
Tracey says:
but I can only take so much of the whining and neediness and nagging
Tracey says:
cause I’m independent and end up doing my own thing no matter what they say to me
merkley??? says:
who hates you?
raymi says:
my friends
raymi says:
no one wants to hang out with me during the day
raymi says:
this is pre-menstrual cry baby raymi u are talking to
merkley??? says:
dude, they are at work n’shit
raymi says:
maybe i should just get ready go out and get totally wasted and go to bed at like 7
raymi says:
not all of them tho
raymi says:
some are in school
raymi says:
!
merkley??? says:
i thought you were prementrual last wek
raymi says:
my pre-menstrual lasts a very long time
merkley??? says:
ah
raymi says:
or i make excuses that it does
merkley??? says:
that explains EVERYTHING
raymi says:
tonite i have to sleep alone and i am afraid that monsters will get me
merkley??? says:
so juice costs like 100 bucks a glass right?
merkley??? says:
do you hate sleeping alone?
raymi says:
no
raymi says:
sometimes yes
raymi says:
but i am alone in the city
raymi says:
and terrorists are plotting to kill me
merkley??? says:
what about your chums like samir etc?
raymi says:
we are not hanging out until 8
raymi says:
thats 4 hours from now!
merkley??? says:
one of my best pals is flying in from utah today so it will be non-stop party till sunday
raymi says:
i am depressed because i am wearing only a towel right now once i put pants on and make-up i will be all I AM THE BEST
merkley??? says:
no why would partial nudity cause you to be depressed?
raymi says:
because my hair is wet
merkley??? says:
you dont seem to mind it on your blog
merkley??? says:
and you dont look good with wet hair?
raymi says:
because being in a towel after u shower and lazing around in it is like being in limbo, like fun things are that much farther away from happening
raymi says:
this all makes perfect sense does it not
merkley??? says:
i like hanging out in a towel
merkley??? says:
all clean
raymi says:
well you dont suffer from mental illness
merkley??? says:
ha ha
merkley??? says:
wet towel disorder
raymi says:
pretty much
merkley??? says:
you sit around with wet hair a lot i have noticed
raymi says:
no i dont
raymi says:
well actually yeh for at least 1.5 hours a day
merkley??? says:
that seems about right
raymi says:
then at the last possible minute i blow dry and straighten it otherwise my hair is fucked
merkley??? says:
becuse in precisely 15 minutes you will log off to blow dry
raymi says:
and put on makeup and get dressed
merkley??? says:
i’m the only man i know who blow dries
raymi says:
NICE
merkley??? says:
because i’m rocking the barry gibb look because nobody else wants to
raymi says:
im rocking the loner reject look
merkley??? says:
poor you
raymi says:
shut up
merkley??? says:
are you going out tonight?
raymi says:
i meant my hairstyle
raymi says:
yes i am
merkley??? says:
why dont you and samir make a quick video
merkley??? says:
with a story
merkley??? says:
i think that might be the ticket to the fame you crave
raymi says:
i dont crave fame it is addicted to me
raymi says:
but yes i agree
merkley??? says:
nice
merkley??? says:
last night in my dream i was giving a friend lessons on how to be treated like you’re famous without having to be
merkley??? says:
and i was crashing presidential parties and president bush thought i was funny
raymi says:
perfect
raymi says:
i dreamt i was driving a big van on the highway with all these people in it and i had a lot of kittens with me
merkley??? says:
now isnt that just precious
merkley??? says:
i leave my TV on all night
raymi says:
other retarded stuff happened but i cant remember
merkley??? says:
you will be happy to know that i have just completed clipping my toenails
raymi says:
nice
raymi says:
i am about to take a crap
merkley??? says:
thats GREAT NEWS!
raymi says:
I KNOW
merkley??? says:
so i just about killed myself dragging a sofa in the house all by myself
merkley??? says:
i need to get in shape
raymi says:
see you dont have any friends either
merkley??? says:
not daytime friends
merkley??? says:
night time friends i have 5 billion
merkley??? says:
not many people stay home like us raymi
raymi says:
this is true
