i think i’m getting sick. i made it so i have to moderate comments, why didn’t i think of this before? we didn’t do anything last nite other than watch tv. and i made a killer pasta, like, amazing.
February 7, 2006
this kid is the best, i bet he would carry my purse for me when i went ’round to the shoppes and he could beat up every emo fag we pass.
anyway i forgot to tell you about the worstest thing i ate yesterday, it was some ramen noodle style asian concoction but the broth tastes like chocolate beef stew? i already threw out the package so i can’t tell you what it’s called but like, if i wanted chocolate flavored ramen noodles i would maybe uh, put chocolate in my ramen noodles. it’s my fault tho i guess cos there wasn’t any english on the package and i thought hmm brown that must be delicious-tasting! i want my 1.29 back.
i’m starting to hate that fucking juicer.
when i lived in brooklyn we had one and i think i didn’t mind cleaning it cos we had a million roommates and i wasn’t paying rent so i had to clean out of obligation plus it gave me something to do while being a shut-in so yeah now i just want to bring it up to the top of the building and pitch it over FUCK THAT THING IN ITS STUPID ASS! 25 bucks for ten lbs of fruit = a tiny not even full jug of juice AND i have to prep all the fruit and feed it into the machine then clean the fucking machine and touch all that yuck i think i should’ve got fil those shoes instead. sorry fil.
also, yesterday i cut my finger chopping apples, can i sue kenmore because of that?
dear kenmore, your juicer caused me to slice off my finger, what are you going to do to compensate me?
anyway, i’ve been experiencing some incredibly interesting bowel movements lately.
i’m sure some of you are wondering about my raymitheminx.com domain. some asshat is trying to outbid me for it wtf? who am i bill gates? anyway, my ex boyfriend is the original registrant and will most likely just re-register the domain himself so whoever it is who thinks they’re fucking over ole raymi, you are wasting your, but most importantly, MY TIME. if in the event of raymitheminx.com being snatched away, well, then fuck it. i’ll change my blog name, everything. what does it matter? i mean it’d surely be annoying but i’d get over it. would you?
anyway if you’re considering becoming a stripper, my friend andrea has some things for you to consider:
my eyes look photo-shopped with demons in the middle, it’s just the reflection of the ceiling light. we rented ringers: lord of the fans last nite but didn’t watch it because fil was drunk and decided that he was blind for an hour and it was irritating but cute so we went to get some drunk food and i had to help dress him and walk him there and i was like OK THAT’S ENOUGH and he would say things like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A BLIND PERSON cos i tried to make him fall down the stairs.
he chased me around the condo with his eyes closed and it was creepy like nite of the living dead styles.
so i bought him a can of ham and pea soup and he wouldn’t carry the bag of other stuff so he threw it on the ground, i picked it up and took out the can and left it there on the sidewalk and walked away and fil followed leaving the can behind us, we were seeing who would crack first, cos i had paid for it i felt extra stressed over it. once we got half a block to our building i said are you gonna get it and he said nah i don’t care then i said OK FIL I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!!! so he ran and fetched it.
i put my concealer on fil’s nipples
lean on me was on ytv so we watched that and flicked back and forth from saturday nite live. then fil passed out and i stayed up til 3am watching the pamela anderson roast, fucking hilarious. the dvd comes out feb. 14 i think i want to buy it.
here is fil being blind in his i-am-blind-and-these-are-the-clothes-i-picked-out outfit
