elizabeth says:

what are you doing

raymi says:

durno

raymi says:

collecting snot in my throat and then re-swallowing it

raymi says:

i have a lot of snot in my throat and on my brain it feels

i have sickly starvation stomache bloatedness.

i wish sit-ups weren’t so incredibly boring i might do some of them.

i wish i was in the kitchen right now making an espresso and taking anti-depressants and advil.

i wish i was three and a half years old so i could go hang with those kids in the park and tell them about the tv shows i enjoy i would like walk around and go beep beep beep HEY LETS PLAY GUNS pew pew pew pew pew!

i would wear the raddest outfits too and teach everyone to tie laces!

and then i would talk to the parents about decorating and lawn maintenance and they’ll be all OH GREAT RACHEL IT’S ONE OF THOSE OVER-PRIVILEGED ANNOYING SMART KIDS as i am showing them my gymnastics and jazz dancing capabilities.

I’M AWESOME!

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

Sunday, May 01, 2005

i was in blythe heaven last nite for a little while. holy cuteness! “they’re all LOOKING at me.” says fil.

we were at valerie’s and i was tricked into drinking a non-alcoholic beck’s. well, i wasn’t really tricked into it, it was put before me and i just started on drinking and valerie goes why the fuck is she drinking that, then i noticed the label. fuck you fil. anyhoo, eventually i was plastered and obnoxious and talking really loud. had caribbean food that actually didn’t burn my face off with provocative hotness. went to velvet underground to stand around and look cooler than everybody else, oh wait, that happens everywhere i go. took the bus back and sat beside some dude wearing pink shiny pleather pants and not in an ironic way. fuck i was wasted. the cabbie we had at some point of the nite name-dropped all the famous people he ever gave rides to. jennifer tilley, YOU DON’T SAY!? he said his name was mohammed and then laughed and said yeah but all cabbie’s are named that and i was thinking FINALLY one of you’s guys owns up to that!

steven colbert roasts Bush

holy crap.

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY

Tuesday, May 01, 2001

i was bored at work the other day so i put this NaturOil in my hair to make it greasy, then i made it into a mohawk and kept a straight face with each customer i served, dark circles under my eyes for an added bonus.

i hate women who shop in hardware stores. they don’t know anything and act all helpless, “Maybe we should ask the man to help us? He knows what to do? No?”

goddammit. i have arms too u re-fucking tard

*WOAH NICE DYKE HAIR RAYMI

that’s it i am 100 per cent certain that everyone hates me today i just KNOW IT.

me and nico

being sick sucks.

i am developing a penchant for tylenol cool burst cold&flu medicine and triaminic cherry flavoured children’s cough strips. yesterday we drove around and around a lot. we went to the first cemetary we visitted on one of our first few “dates” together.

i have decided i am going to get a shoppers optimum card finally. i simply cannot wait until october 8th where i can get 20x the points!!!11

cid is making those noises cats do when they see a bird kind of like ah na ak ahh ah ah ak na na ak!

yesterday i ate a pita and it was pretty good and then i bought this picture of an old truck from the distillery that was wood glued to a flat rock then sprayed with varnish from a street hippie with a greenpeace button so i hurried home before i bought anymore ugly useless crap.

that mental guy is in the park doing his crazy stretching and working out i bet his abs are like cement.

it wasn’t all that i brought home.