last nite was fun. i spat beer by accident on some guy cos i was laughing. i ate grilled cheese sandwiches and drank cheap beer at the legion hall and feist was there and she smiled at me, i was gonna say i really like your music but i didn’t and fil had an anxiety attack over whether or not i was going to say it wtf. i danced some also and everyone was nice and i got a santa cruz poster from the auction and fil got feist’s remix cd bye.
band practise today.
oh yeah i also drunk-texted a bunch of people too sorry guys.
my body is red as hell and i have a playboy bunny tanned thing on my left breast cos i am too legit to quit.
we went out for brunch with martin after a right piss-up last nite and while we were out cid jumped on one of the glass shelves in the bathroom and it totally smashed everywhere and chipped the bathtub and we walked into the condo to glass fucking everywhere OH CID!
i thought corpse bride was fucking meh but i totally have a thing for the bride and every other big-titted female in that film i don’t care if they are made out of rubbery clay and are 13″ tall shut up and go away.
i am waiting for my nails to dry and i plan to wear my stupid pregnant little red dress tonite to m+l’s stag/doe but i am having difficulties deciding whether to wear socks or tights or fishnets or boots and running shoes UNGH!
here is my dilemma
1. i can’t wear fishnets and stilettos cos somehow my stilettos are too small now and when i wear them it’s like i am walking with my toes all smashed up underneath my feet and by the end of the nite i will want to kill myself and will walk home barefoot 100 per cent
2. i can’t wear my long white looks like laced up victorian boots socks cos my legs are red as hell and i can’t wear them over black tights cos that would look stupid and i can’t wear them over fishnets cos that would look too busy.
OH WAIT NEVERMIND I REMEMBER I HAVE BEIGE TIGHTS YES!
anyway i couldn’t do the fishnets and granny style heels thing cos i would have to wear little anklet socks cos those shoes are slightly too big for me and i can’t do that because melissa rocks the little socks and heels look and i am going to HER stag and doe like what am i going to do HI THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR CELEBRATION OF MARRIAGE IN TRIBUTE TO YOU I AM DRESSED LIKE YOU.
i will probably regret wearing my red dress too since i have a really bad sweating problem that i cannot control.
i bought the raddest shower curtain and i was going to look on the packaging to see if it had a website link so i could put a picture of it on my blog but fil came home and emptied all of cid’s turds and piss cakes from the litter box into the garbage before i got a chance to fish it out and said WELL NOW YOU’VE LEARNED A LITTLE LESSON IN PROCRASTINATION SHUT UP FIL!
i rented the corpse bride. i am going to watch it in a minute. everyone who said bad things about aeon/flux is a STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!
i met elizabeth at green room and almost lost my fucking mind watching her eat pad thai waiting for my glass noodles and then almost crapped my pants on the way home the end.
oh yeah i went for a tan and the lady was like you are too white to have the super bed for ten minutes and i was like no i’m not but then after 6 minutes i was burning and now my ass and arms are red and i wouldn’t allow my pride to turn off the bed cos then the lady would know that she was right so i stayed in the whole time and was thinking of that part in final destination 3 where the girls burn to death in the tanning beds and set on fire.
cid hit me on the head/face last nite with both paws and it startled me so my glass of red wine toppled over and totally splashed all over the white walls and floor and side dresser FUCKING CID! so i fantastik’d at 2am. WICKED!
we watched aeon/flux and now i want to do a million backflips and fly in the air wearing a black one piece body suit and communicate with people using my brain wait, i mean, ungh. just watch the movie.
here’s something i wrote today and will not finish. i’ve decided i’m just going to write a book based on me and fil.
PENNY
My name is Penny and I am eleven years old. I can show you with two fingers how old I am but sometimes that can be a problem because you might mistake eleven for two and I am clearly not two years old. I do not have a brother or a sister because my parents are in the middle of having a divorce. My dad bought one of those tiny fast cars a month ago and my mom goes out a lot and buys me a lot of presents because she loves me so much that’s what she says anyway. My mom wears a tiny pearl necklace and she has blond hair and it rests at her shoulders and she plays tennis and she works for a man downtown working on a computer and organizing his business. My dad is in sales I think or advertising.
One time my daddy got drunk at a barbeque we had for my mom’s sister and he took me half-aside and said, “Penny, don’t turn out like those women if you can help it.”
Ok, I thought.
We have a house in a part of Toronto that is considered to be affluent, I looked that word up on dictionary.com and it means generously supplied with money, property, or possessions; prosperous or rich. I know how to use the internet very well, my dad said that when he was my age there was no such thing as the internet which is hard to imagine. Lucky, he said, your generation is very LUCKY.
I go to a Private school and I don’t mind it although it is like every girl and boy there has the same thing going on in their family so me being sad or complaining about it is like saying I have a headache, there is just no point, because everyone has a headache.
There is a public school across the street from my school and I find myself staring out the window at the girls in regular clothes like I have a staring problem.
I have a friend who goes to the public school her name is Diana and she use to go to my school but she has a way of getting her way so her parents let her switch. She is the only one I know who’s parents are happy together and live in my affluent neighborhood. I go to her house a lot. I love hearing about her school. I think she is the most popular girl there.
