excuse me how wasterrrs are you? where is the 300 proof vodka i want some. her face reeked of barf and after this picture she leaned over and puked on the floor then her friend took her away so i could take several heart-framed pictures of her spew.
here she figured my angelina jolie humanitarian act was a sham so i had to pretend that crouched down posing was my deal and it was only a fluke coincidence that a passed out drunk girl was in my zone.
i was dancing with your mom last nite. she is a slut.
this is my dancing face. if you see that face then you know that i am dancing. or trying on a hat in a mirror.
merkley???: yeah because i couldnt understand it if they used one of these >> % and left out the worl music that is supposed to make me feel worldy
merkley???: they left out the most important % which is that most studies on happiness conclude that most people rate themselves as happy and it has very little to do with the rest of all that junk
and here i am partying having a brilliant time yeah i love white boy rap electropop something whatever.
but alack what is that bitch doing going through our shit i peep thee through the corner of mine eye which quickly blurs over three shades of RED.
she’s touching my RAYMI leafs jersey!
SERIOUSLY what the FUCK are you looking for? i ask von slut on ecstasy and she says a black and white jacket um no there is not a black and white jacket beneath my purse and fil’s camera bag.
so we return to more of this but the mood is spoiled cos same e-slut and her friend flop themselves all over our shit and i snapify on them EXCUSE ME CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT FOR US TO FUCKING LEAVE BEFORE YOU MESS WITH OUR SHIT then one of the pair speaks up (hot asian chick no less i am cringing cos i hate to fight the asian babes cos something in my head makes me think that they are all in love with me because well, i am in love with ALL of them) anyway she goes excuse me? in this tone i cannot decipher she either wants to fight me or she is truly being nice so i say can you at least wait for us to leave… this time without saying a cuss word and then she is all super nice as we are collecting our things and said to fil that her friend was REALLY high. still, we were all sitting in the same section for the last 1.5 hours it’s not like we all of a sudden became invisible. melodie came over and was on my side and said like what they weren’t expecting a confrontation for acting like complete assholes? hey next time how’s about dropping your shitty E just before the dj starts not 40 minutes before the other act, it’ll last longer for you and you won’t be a total fucking reject. bah.
liane‘s chinese package arrived yesterday, full of awesome junk and goodies. liane and i met in london/oxford during an english exchange program in 2000, i took OAC journalism, i forget what she took, something engrish ho ho ha. i started my blog when i returned back to canada, i wish i had it when i was in england. i do have a ton of journals i had to keep for my course, when i am not lazy one day i will transcribe them. i will take pictures of some of the stuff liane sent tomorrow and share my mail with you kids because i know i like looking at pictures of other people’s goods. liane is in shanghai right now sounds like she is having a fantastic time i am jeals. the only place i have been where english is not the common language is mexico, and montreal, if you consider that as counting. i need to start eating during the day again my writing capabilities are going waaaaaaay downhill.
so we are going to go to a nerd blog party at paupers tonite around 7 then go to the drake for an sdr show, you should come out to either or. pitt might come to watch the game with michel so that means mental retardation gong show april 2007. basically. i plan to eat a ton of honey garlic wings.
Come join us for the April pub night. We will be meeting on the Second Floor of Paupers Pub on Bloor, just east of Bathurst.
Come early to ensure a seat. The second last game of the regular Hockey Season will be playing on the big season. So feel free to wear you Blue and Whites as the Toronto Maple Leafs take on the New York Islanders.
i imagine it will be as nerdy as last time. i like nerdy and embrace its awkwardness in entirety. here is the gta bloggers google group.
going to this after:
i am excited to see sdr play for the first time despite lucas (frontman) being my old roommate. i am also excited to get my backpack back, i need it for longboarding.
it was pretty fucking magnificent i tell you, there is another show tonite. i LOVED all the goths that showed up. darling. the music was phenomenal, tons of the original songs from the movie, no singing, no talking, perfect. it inspired me to take dance again, who knows if i will. ok i’ll post my pictures in a bit.
Just LOOK at how much my cat loves you! O.k. I know that photo could have been better but I wanted to show it to ya anyway.
-Jacki
hey raymi,
saw you briefly at the horseshoe last night with fil. i wanted to say hi but i was chickenshit. i ended up telling my friends i was there with about your blog and how the reason we were even at the horseshoe was because you had suggested it. im the girl who emailed you about what to do in Toronto because I had a friend coming to visit me from the US and I live out in the burbs. Anyway, thanks for your suggestions. We ended up having time to do Kensington market the next day (today). You are even prettier and skinnier in person.
i think there should be a blogger reality television show in the style of the real world except it would be super boring cos none of the bloggers would socially interact they would be too busy flaming each other in their comments and then writing long boring blog posts and taking pictures of still-life bullshit, and i probably would not be included in this show out of spite, or i would, and everyone would hate me i would be billed as the annoyingly popular blogger but then a hotter less popular blogger would be on the show too and i would be forced to catfight her totally fucking throw-down, i would be all apathetic like hansel in zoolander yet facetious and drink scotch in the livingroom til 3 in the morning every nite. how long ’til my idea is stolen? it could be in the same space u8tv was.
the roommates and i would get together and watch the same movie then write our reviews, theirs would be all ass-kissy tame and mine would be all nasty caps-locked existential and smarmy and i would write long paragraphs complaining about the noises everyone made during the film, loud-breathing, chewing, feet-tapping etc.
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we are going to miss america’s next top model tonite cos of edward scissorhands play/musical do NOT tell me who is voted out please. when are the repeats? friday at 8? is there one tomorrow as well?
