I really like the little video you made about setting up the mother’s day gifts. Do more of those!
I grew up in Vancouver and so everything Toronto to me was always such a novelty. Like, oh man, much music is there! Then I moved toronto this summer to live with my boyfriend and I just saw Cabbie on the street in the corner store scoring some cookies and I was like, meh, not so cool.
Anyways, I know you get a lot of random emails but I just wanted to say I liked the vid of you talking, never knew what your voice sounded like! Seriously, I’m trying to make this email NOT creepy but i’m failing.
I didn’t want to have to get a shitty job but because I always move cities I’m starting from square one. Sooo I have an interview in WAIT FOR IT….SCARBOROUGH!!! Fuck, what the hell. Like I wanna commute from downtown to scarmpit everyday.
Anyways, so my boyfriend works these 16 hour days and I’m always chillin in the apartment by myself and it’s borrrring. Are there any cool parks around here I could go visit? Or maybe just cool things to do downtown? I like this place, okay don’t laugh cause you’ll probably be like ppfffffttt but java house on queen past i dunno, spadina-ish. They serve this avocado coconut milkshake that blows my fucking mind. And the waitresses are all drugged or something. They always look at me though like, uuuggh why are you here alone….AGAIN. Whatevs bitches, i like my milkshake.
Honestly, I can’t even tell you why I’m writing this email. Sorry for the creep factor. I loved the video and was liek oh man, you have a captivating voice. You should do a video of you making those appetizers. Or just a cooking video. That’d be awesome.
okee dokee peace out,
Carmen
PS- I like to knit and stuff, where do you go to buy crafty stuff?
PPS-If you don’t want to answer my retarded questions, no problemo. But seriously, think about doing a cooking vid.
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oh hey guys guess what, bunny has the smallest head i have ever seen!
she‘s really here and i just took her on a bathroom tour of toronto! also i bought a hat for 99 cents that i think makes me look like an arrogant penis so like watch out!
she brought me a harajuku hair ornament from japan.
mel’s.
it was important to take this picture why i can’t tell you apparently it’s classified info. trust me it’s gay you don’t want to know.
i told her camilla scott is the riki lake of canada, err was. burn.
we bumped into lise too, not featured.
palmerston pride.
penis head hat.
someone got some new shades.
i think i’m gonna have to go back and get this guy.
i had not one but TWO number 2 emergencies it was pretty close i am a bad host.
the nxne conference was yesterday at the mill street brewery and as you can imagine right now i am HUNG capital H and bunny is going to be here super soon and this place is a sty there is like 4 squares of tp left wow we/i really know how to adequately prep for a house guest.
me, last nite.
me now.
i’m just trying to figure out how to get through this day. seriously now, after seeing that above picture i think i got a second wind that dude really pulled through. here‘s the post to go along with it.
oh look it’s my body:
this one’s just to prove i didn’t pull that one off the internet:
ungh goodbye.
update: not only do i hear a chainsaw in my head right now but good news, there is a dude chainsawing some bushes right outside the window in real life oh i am the luckiest girl in the world and nothing is my fault ever. oh yay here comes the lawnmower.
i’m thawing some pink lemonade and deluding myself into thinking that will solve everything.
in a word, i’m fucked!
picture a thousand of these in my hand this is why i don’t drink beer well not really, mostly cos it made me fat.
i really have to stop making that stupid face in pictures. lindsay and i danced with this little girl for an hour, making up dumb dance moves and she copied all of them and it looked like we had a routine and everything she was so cute.
i understand how you feel.
my arm is sore from the punching game last nite.
HEY LOOK!
now i get to punch you two times. oh man brad sucks at this game so much oh bunny is here!
i just let cid out of the time out dungeon and he is purring like mad and trying to attack me cos i’m laughing so hard at this video clip he is in a world of confusion right now. he’s also trying to plant himself on me somewhere but he doesn’t understand it’s work out time. oh no now he is nuzzling my ear and air kneading with his huge paw, would you let this guy crash on your couch?
me: lunch?
Phil: turkey breast and pancetta with bocconcini on organic granary whole wheat
me: swpl.org
Phil: i cant go there from here
me: stuff white people like its a joke about you starring you featuring you and your sandwich
my uncle fell all the way down those stairs one xmas as santa claus with the huge bag of presents tumbling down after, it was pretty fucking hilarious.
my papa squeezed and tickled fil’s foot when i wasn’t in the room and made his classic deedle deedle deet sound, fil was uncomfortable, i said that’s a classic grandpa move you should feel special, that means he sees you as a kid, or he was buzzed i dunno.
ate at the beav last nite before going to sweatys, a little unimpressed, don’t think we’re going back for awhile sheena.
i can’t not pretend to be an orphan when i eat soup. jeopardy clue, answer: what forces raymi to pretend to be an orphan? question: soup, and sometimes ham.
yesterday i discovered once and for all i can no longer use the after shower hair balm i’ve been using while my hair is this synthetic black, my hair was so greasy oh and i followed it up with trimming my bangs, way to go loser.
fil’s undercooked lamb burger we sent back just in case for a new guy.
prosciutto salad delicious as usual but kinda forgot to put a little more salad it was mostly just a pile of prosciutto, which i love, but i wanted more leaves.
off to sweaty betty’s for tiff’s birthday pahhty.
i need a tanned face stat.
one of these dudes did shrooms this weekend and then a group of white dudes dressed like clowns with bells walked through the room (for real) as we were talking about it and he’s like I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE right after i asked him if he had fully recovered from the weekend. they took up the entire back patio and sang their fucking heads off while getting blasted on pints, regret not getting their pictures. maybe fil did.
i was this close to getting a picture of gill’s upskirt but then fil goes hey gill! blah bla bla and she moved.
tiff got LOADED!
stupid greasy bangs hair nite i shouldn’t even have washed my hair it would have looked cleaner and i would have been in a nicer mood.
nasty nav’s pirates of the caribbean beer and bonus thumb blister.
we were discussing how old we were when we first started talking on the phone to our friends, fil said he was like 2 (yeah right) i said oh really and what the hell did you talk about?
that woman is psychotic and those girls are deranged, call child services.
should i blog again, then make coffee, then blog again OR should i make coffee, blog again, THEN blog again?
so hard dudes.
the way the sun is hitting the trees right now i want to launch myself off the balcony into them and hug and hold on tight can’t.wait.for.the.island.beach.parties.this.summer.ahmahgod.
