ok so i just gave up my dream of being the next neil young or whatever so instead i applied to be a suicide girl why the fuck not right? the application asks why you want to be a suicide girl and i said because i’m not going to be a spring chicken forever, i’m narcissistic and i want money. i hope my long black hair is enough for them and i don’t have to get another piercing though if i promise to finally get a tattoo maybe they will believe me.
wheeeeeeeeeeee!
i hope they like curious george.
update: ooh that was fast they already accepted my application they want me!
i am trying to teach myself cat power’s cover of sea of love on guitar, i just learned all the chords and my fingers are numb and hurting and i feel like a magnificent failure cos i am SO SLOW which i guess means progress when THE SLOWEST SONG IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL MORE DEFEATED THAN THE HIGH JUMP ON TRACK AND FIELD DAY GOD I SHOULD JUST GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING FUCK!
thank you for listening.
your pal raymi
ps. yes i am learning to sing it too bonus loser points!
update: IT’S JUST FOUROF THE MOST IMPOSSIBLECHORDSEVER I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUCKING STUPID I FEEL RIGHT NOW!
update again: i don’t think it’s gonna happen dudes.
HI GUYS I AM LISTENING TO BRITNEY SPEARS RIGHT NOW AND THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YELLING.
kidding.
ok here’s some pictures of me
here i am trying to make my body as angular as possible so you get the full appreciation of my pants we are in this weird mall on cumberland this is just after eating at the pilot (terrible waitress) and before going to see iron man!
oh wait there i’m at it again. i guess i missed the these pants finally fit me window of opportunity now i’m just drowning in them.
only when standing still though cos when i walk i look like a right ninja and i can see on girl’s faces they wish they had these pants.
moving on.
wine we smuggled into the muvie and guess what it worked, i loved it! when it was over i threw it to the chairs beside us where the talking too much chewing popcorn with their mouths open couple sat, burn.
time for a tan.
i bought this entire outfit when i was 19 and got a 200 dollar haircut to look like gwyneth paltrow from the royal tennenbaums the same day from the hair salon that used to be below le chateau on queen. no one cared or even noticed. hahaha.
look it’s raymi!
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if you have been reading my blog for years then you might remember this comic i used to promote called l’il depressed boy well i guess the dude is done being depressed for the time being cos he got his shit together and started’er up again.
fil had to secretly wake up before me to play more and get ahead in the game and get better than me (not possible) oh now it’s my turn.
fil ordered it ages ago and kept it a secret from me all this time so the photos of me holding it are kinda creepy sorry maybe even too creepy for you.
bye!!!!!1
WARIO RULEZZZZZZZ!
ok i’m back it’s fil’s turn, we didn’t do it last nite cos we stayed up playing mariokart til 2 and our brains were too frazzled after that oh and we were drunk i made him a ridiculously strong rum honey almond yogurt banana smoothie at 1.30 and it was so loud with the ice cubes bouncing off the blender blades the fact that fil didn’t tell me to turn it off asap told me he’s cut and extremely into MK, anyway, it was like gasoline. we made the lcbo ten minutes before closing and as you know everything’s closed today, i feel bad/good watching all the people getting turned away (when i’m safely inside) their sad faces their trying to barter with the store to just let them in they’ll be just a minute haha, one guy taking forever to lock his car and check his reflection out in the car window if he wasn’t such a douche i would have told him to just get back in his car and leave cos they’re closed.
here’s the cute bottle of white wine i got (i don’t think i can handle the red wine anymore, for the time being at least).
bonus one more creepy photo of me and MK wow look out cool no mystery there eh?
LOOK AT THIS DOG!
ignore the wall behind, carla and bryce’s house is under construction.
gator has an american flag scarf cos he’s a yank, from myrtle beach.
i’ve had these le chateau pants since i was 19, fils hates them. probably cos they make my AYCE stand out all nice-like.
alright my turn again!
oh yeah i’m going to be taking over jamie‘s blog while he and deb are away on their honeymoon so if you want to read more of well my stuff go there. here is my magical post. how come i can only see that post by direct linking to it, who knows wordpress?
absolutely none of these dance moves are redundant.
i made fil get in the shower so i could CREATE THIS MASTERPIECE JUST FOR YOU LOOK OUT FOR THE DANCE FACE IT WILL GET YOU IT WILL HURT YOU IF YOU LET IT!
waiting for a video to process so here in the meantime, EVALUATE ME LOVE ME! it’s a bubble dress, bubble dress season is over now right? ungh whatever it was only 30 bucks. it makes me dance like a stupid maniac like beyonce in that jay-z video where she is spasming all around him like a tribal burning man party on speed. not attractive, in case you were wondering.
look how clean the bookshelf is!
i think it makes me look bigger than i am, back to my point of if you wear too big a size then you look bigger and not covered up at all. whatever whatever whatever whatever i’ll spill red wine on it in no time anyway.
i let fil out by himself last nite, this guy was tres fatigue, FAT AND GAY, and wanted to stay in and not drink the alcohols. we did go have dinner at samir and sharpie’s though and played gta4 you don’t realize how awesome that game is until you are physically removed from it and have a major itch to drive into a bunch of people and punch women for no reason god INVITE US OVER RIGHT NOW I’LL COME IN MY PAJAMAS. haha come in my pajamas. anyway, i ordered atonement on the cable box LOVED IT i think even fil would like it, the way it’s shot is clever and that creepy little girl is so heinous she made me actually like keira knightley, i know, that girl should get an academy award for that geniosity.
here’s some pics from our walk of shame, i had to carry my mirror and a napkin in my hands cos i did the bonehead move of lacing my eyes with mascara as usual not considering the possibility of spring gale force winds and allergens and blungh, it was a bad scene. there’s more on my flickr.
the word giggle inspires the absolute opposite of giggle within me, probably cos of that whale who facebooked fil once and said giggle*giggle SHRUG between you and me, you turned into a HOTTIE *giggle* oh i hope she’s at the OT highschool reunion so bad!
i know it looks like this is the only cardigan i wear.
