haha notice cid. alicia‘s outfit was inspired by the shrunken head guy from beetlejuice.
there was a much better representation of shoulders to neck ratio but i blew that shot big time oh whatever here it is
nice one cid.
watched hamlet 2, now i want to rollerskate and fall down everywhere. solid film. loved when he screamed at the purring cat NOW WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!?
apparently there isn’t one in certain cases. remember our friend? well he’s back! so it’s pretty safe to say that he doesn’t read my blog. phewf. more material thanks guy!
flickr genius says: you judged me for offering to show u some nude photos, but your photo stream is filled with you naked
raymi says: i do not want to see your dick
i do not email people asking if they want to see my pictures
what i do is my business
you are lurking my stream, that is your business, as shady as it is, whatever, WHEN i posted nudes they were on the tasteful side
what is your point
flickr genius:
i have no problem with your posting.
mine are pretty tasteful too just wanted to share them
raymi: why are you writing back to me about this weeks and weeks later
flickr:
i just noticed your new photos and i remember you thinking it was weird that i asked if youd take a look at my pics, but u have many similar ones.
i just wanted to show you mine b/c i had seen some of your similar photos. fair trade.
raymi: ok let me see these pictures then once and for all
flickr: you dont mind if my penis is exposed in them?
raymi: well see there you go my genitals are not exposed in MY pictures
so therefore this isn’t the same
but yeah go ahead lets see it
flickr: there are multiple topless photos. are those not you?
raymi: tits are tits, and i dont do that frequently anymore and again, my business i dont email force them on people.
flickr: i dont force them either. that’s why i ask. the whole time ive had them private until now that you’ll agree to look. since you said no a few weeks ago, they were private so you couldnt have seen them even by accident.
raymi: ok let me see this artistic expression once and for all
flickr: posted. please let me know your thoughts on any aspect
*ok then he posts two pictures ONLY of his cock which i would’ve had to screen grab to get you the full size, there is absolutely nothing artistic or tasteful at all about them and what part of i don’t want to see your dick do you not understand. so right now he is sitting on ice awaiting my response which i haven’t given cos 1 i’m pissed and 2 i’ve been transcribing our correspondence for this post which is hard to do cos flickr messages do not flow properly and 3 i am getting a friend to upload the pictures for me elsewhere so the guy won’t see his dick in my stream. he has since written back this:
flickr: thoughts?
raymi: firstly, what part of “i do not want to see your dick” did you not understand? secondly, tell me, where is the taste and artistic aspect of these particular shots? thirdly, did i not tell you before that i am practically married and do not scour the web for photos of other men’s penises? my thoughts are irritation, what were you expecting from this exchange?
flickr: i asked you multiple times and u said you were ok looking
once. and once it was. i will never ask again. i appreciate
you looking and best of luck. ill never message you again.
raymi: all the best
is it worth posting his pictures so that my blog will be marked as porn and banned by even more companies? ok if you want to see just how artistic this guy is you may view his photos here and here. NSFLIFE.
pantybypost arrived today, you’d think i’d glam it up a bit before taking photos no? yeah um actually who would think that? anyway, i dig this pair and requested no thong please, you’ll have to deal with the grease version reveal first, i’ll take some better snaps later.
sorry my greasy bangs are just too greasy for this internet world right now and i’m too much of a sloth to right them.
holy gladiator thighs haha. there’s a nice line/ripple up the bum that creates a vintage looking effect, A+. panty by post is a cute concept for lazy asses, perfect for shy guys to just go online and order something for your lady friend. fyi don’t ever choose size small you stupid moron.
whether he wanted to or not, cid felt it.
thanks for doing me a solid ladies!
remember this? it’s sad when undies die. sniff.
and thanks miss604 for the hook-up.
Raymi Bosses Then Loses Focus from Phil Ogynist on Vimeo.
hahahaha out of context this is hilariously embarrassing. i think i was talking to louise who was complaining about the heat, instead of just opening the window myself (which i later did) i suggested someone open it then fil then i did my i am the most graceful person in the universe party trick. i’m fun. i always look a fool in fil’s vids or any video with fil, mine or his, cos i talk and he remains silent, forcing me to repeat myself, thanks darling.
so i had this dress before then gave it to rizabeth a couple years ago, it has since come back to me in the form of a shirt (altered by steph) two sizes smaller jeez it may as well be a zero. anyway, first time wearing it out. i want to collect older pictures of myself in it to compare now and then. errg actually no i don’t.
oh look, good news ladies rape is a compliment!
polish cabbie from raymi lauren on Vimeo.
Matthew: did i tell you what guy was telling me in the cab in polish?
me: no what was he saying
i have some video of it
Matthew: hahahaha he was trying to give me picking up tips to get with you and sass hahahaha
me: HAHAHHAHAHA
Matthew: he was like you have to romance the ladies in the back if you want to get anywhere with them
you should go buy them flowers
me: yeah you SHOULD buy me flowers
Matthew: remember the man always has to pay
me: he was awesome
i liked his jogging suit outfit
Matthew: he was old time polish jerk off. people like him are the basis of 90% of me and my brother’s jokes to each other
me: i have 1.20 of video watching now
i could tell he was being pervy
Matthew: no, he wasn’t being pervy really
it was just like this mentality of polaks that younger people need advice from their elders
me: how savvy of him to assume that the other tall guy in the backseat (phil) would obvs not be one of our boyfriends
Matthew: i think he didn’t notice phil
me: HAHAHHAHA how can you not notice 6 feet and 4 inches
THAT TALKS
Matthew: well he was saying you’ve got all girls in the back with you at one point
me: omg now hes talking about sex mission
Matthew: he was probably blinded by your beauty
hahaha
me: probably
he was looking at me in the mirror too
was he drunk
Matthew: maybe he couldn’t see phil in the rear view
naw, he wasn’t drunk
me: um fil was kitty corner to his right shoulder, impossible to miss
what else did he say
Matthew: he was saying that i have to be a gentleman
just shit like that
as soon as i started talking polish with him he just gets into it
oh he was saying i should teach you guys polish
me: yeah he also talks about the second world war
what possible use could i have for speaking polish
Matthew: i said i was teaching you how to swear and he disapproved
me: aw
haha
fil said shmata before i could
he stole my thunder
as usual
Matthew: haha
then we started talking about polish tv and movies
me: yeah way to alienate us you pricks
Matthew: and he mentioned that movie sex mission hahaha
i’m totally gonna fiind it
me: im uploading the video to vimeo now
i knew he was polish before anyone else did
i saw you testing him
Matthew: i actually heard about it before, it’s supposedly hilarious
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexmission
Matthew: yeah i had a suspicion too, i thought polish or czech
me: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video/stills/s/sexmission_io9.flv.jpg
i knew right away i have a sixth sense for polaks
that is the only 6th sense i have
so useless
Matthew: it’s probably just the smell of cabbage hahaha
i’m searching torrents now to see if i can find it
me: is it a terrible movie but good terrible
Matthew: no it’s supposedly good, like not funny because it’s so bad but really funny
my mom’s friend came with her daughter from poland a few years ago and she was telling me about it too she’s like i know it sounds retarded but it’s actually really good
me: i found a picture of a hot polish chick
Matthew: she said it was one of the funniest movies she’s ever seen and she’s totally cool so i trust her word
haha
fuck i can’t find a torrent
me: are you going to tell your brother about the cabbie
Matthew: fuck yeah
hahaha
me: let me know how he reacts
Matthew: hmmm i’m wondering if i should shell out the money for it
check out the reviews
i got my single ladies moment.
look what’s in my back pocket.
my idea.
some drunk vancouver chick thinks i look like natalie portman in this one. i thought i looked native here actually. i seriously do not see the portman. thanks tho.
hmm now upon closer inspection i guess she is totally right. hahaha.
just a samplin’ of nat’s bday jam what we all got slamboned at, ugh. fun groovy times indeed. fil and matt must have a ton of goodie shots you won’t see for weeks, me i danced pretty much four hours straight. lotsa stink-eye was received from friends of friends of friends as in i have more right to be here than you so stop stankin’ up the place with that dirty look on your face and clear the dance floor if you ain’t gwan be dancin’ fuckatash!
and so it begins.
oh sass. actually nat’s little louise looks very similar to sass, same outfit too pretty much. i was like this is my louise and that’s your sass. was it funny at the time? i dunno. i remember nat pointed out some bulge to me and i almost repeated it out loud on the spot oh man whiskey tongue will stab you in the back don’t trust it.
curtis is my new friend, he came to dance with the figure skater outfit girl (such a good outfit idea!) and make me look stupid in pictures. matt i want those two shots pronto.
a very solid idea.
trust me the moves were way cooler in real life.
ugh is that me swaying? well at least it’s better than when i think i can break dance in boots and i end up doing a square dance on speed over and over again. smart move.
oh and i even told my chandelier joke to jeanette, and it’s a knock knock joke now.
i am evolving.
oh yes and at the tail end there i intelligently had one teeny drag of a lung rocket and almost barfed on the spot. so now i know fil says. that’s right.
he is also far worse off than i am today cos he mixed red wine whiskey beer jager etc i told him to stop but he wouldn’t and now it’s almost one and he is finally getting up. i’ve been awake since ten. he spilled red wine on my pants too and the floor then pointed to his shirt and this teeny splotch he got on himself like it’s ok i ruined your pants because i spilled on me too. ugh no tard i am not the one who spilled shit on myself thanks for making me look like a slob along with you.
it was super duper fun and fil actually danced with me. sorry you missed it. i am pretty sore and i pulled my left hip (OLD!) a few days ago taking pictures of myself in the stevie dress. winner. guys i’m going to be 26 at the end of march. sssssssssssssssigh.
the rest of fil’s pix can be found here.
aww man this post came up in my stats and it makes me weepy cos 1. i had smokin’ bangs then 2. it was the last warm day before chilly fall hit town and 3. we still haven’t gone tobbogganing in lowville park yet.
what a lovely day that was.
well that’s a welcoming ‘tude.
i couldn’t hold off, one of you may have a new key chain in your future. i was after the quintessential nyc coffee cup.
