if i was so evil like they say this dog would not come near me. how people are with animals and small children is very telling. both dig me tons and i sure dig them.
we were trying to co-ordinate and time “gime your paw” and have our photo taken it’s hard to do that and smile at the camera. we tried. stella is smart.
we’ll start with this one as it was the first new item to come into my tickle trunk. ooh jump the shark, romper room and mr. dressup. poor american readers have no fucking idea what the hell i am talking about half the time or ever.
made a video with this on and my braided link (legends of zelda style represent) belt so i looked like a tree. well more like peter pan elfin. i temporarily looked like a tree yesterday too. i am totally a furry.
i have post work out face. cool! and i was up since 7am. jjjjjjacked! i destroyed my workout today i talked to the entire room non-stop the entire time. it was awesome.
a small. he picked it out on his own. women who buy smalls are either asian or super ballsy. i was like oh amazing i love it but then saw the size and was grumpy, yeah cool gift thanks i’m fat WICKED! more like wicked wrong.
it’s just those 70’s cuts are out of this world and highlight bloat and bellys you have to be a rake or weirdly hot like american apparel models are. well guess who has a face like that weird looks-like-she’s-dying in parenthood chick and a high ass waist. britt told me that, the waist part. girl totally thoroughly knows the landscape of my body it’s like she studied it or something. which she did cos she’s wholly more neurotic than i am. god love her and totally miss her.
undoing bad habit of pissing away summer is tough. i still got all i needed done, happily. next time out the door quicker and we’ll do the other half of the island. that guy is full on checking me out in this photo hey. get used to it. it’s hard. wedges really do change everything. even though i wasn’t wearing them plus sitting down and more than 2/3 of my body was covered by the door. i turn heads.
yellow kitty nails, one pink thumb that just wouldn’t dry yellow (it’s milky) and you just can’t do anything with wet nails. my pinks dry faster. we decided on the bond girl tank two piece bathing suit, v small bottoms. testing jenny’s smaller bottoms theory.
then if you have a bike, you do not have the right of way. anyone with an obstacle, is an obstacle. react and treat accordingly. you slow people down then we get to line-skip.
me and my map. if you’ve ever received a photo of this from the internet that i’ve MS PAINTED red or hot pink arrows outlining our journey, then you are in the island raymi club. i think brosz7kowski has one, maybe brad. cool club. haha.
flowers are a great cost effective passive way to change and better the landscape without having to involve architecture. aka, flowers are everywhere surrounding centreville, which is where you dump your kids or go to with them. the petting zoo at night is fun, it’s all abandoned and you can walk through a western ghost town and be taller than every doorway. the gondolas of the sky ski chair lift hang overhead with whimsical weeping willows reaching down to say hi. it’s pretty kooky. ideal.
tis i getting the lightbulb of suntan lotion from that kiosk. we’re all out. someone took our nice face stuff, i don’t remember taking it anywhere with me. hmmm interesting.
there’s a pool they let people muck about in now, i think in this heat you cannot stop people, by law. no? the island has a bit of an anything goes vibe to it.
i needed a photo to see what people were looking at ie. too much love handle? this is the suit i was wearing when someone called me hippy. it’s a small. teeny. plus designer. plus bitch got hips right? anyway there is something to be said for this smaller bottoms theory, i’m pretty much ready to wear a thong anyway. i am all about euro sleaze, bring it. speaking of, teacher realized my euro suit fetish and got a nice pair of trunks from AA. not casino royale small, but getting there. see the material bunching down by my hoo-ha? what’s that all about?
historical wall, evidence of past dwellings. i was insistent on how this could be a field trip for his students. funny, i don’t know shit about this old ass wall.
i dearly covet one of the houses. i am surf culture for life. no bones about it. taught myself how to longboard on the beach strand in california at 20 and no i will not ever forfuckinget it.
that was an odd hipster date couple. his shirt said KURT COBAIN and she was wearing the tightest darkest pencil pants like goths at the beach ridiculous. totally.
people watching for one and all and when you’re done you go have drinks and dinner at the rectory, do the whole experience right. bring a nice white linen shirt (resort wear) for dinner so you don’t look like beach trash because there will be stuffy locals and old people staring you down. go like blond punky brewster, as long as it’s all white it’s alright.
interesting blanket spread. didn’t even use the towel. no towel necessary next time. sun dry in moments. the less you pack, the less you carry, the better your time, oh ain’t that merry.
the last time teacher was on the island, he was ten. i dragged him through the raymi island crawl vortex (like no ten year old could even imagine) this is when we got to the maze (it’s a hedge maze to be precise), pretty much like the one in the movie the shining except uberly crappier however it was a gift from the dutch, ooh classy. “Donated by the Dutch-Canadian community of Metropolitan Toronto to commemorate the centennial anniversary of Confederation. 1867-1967″ after a hundred years they were like, here toronto we love you, now get lost. seriously. i think it’s a unique gift. anywhoo, i let teacher guide (lose) us and filmed it. then i took over and wasn’t of much help either. go summer!
and then i ran us into a circle. cool control! it’s a chase video!
i blasted right by the hidden opening to the right way straight off the bat, they were smarter this year and let more brush grow in to overhang. good work. oh and my bathing suit plus shorts don’t mix, i now know that thanks to this video. meh. fattest day of the month and i don’t look too bad.
someone had to wear specs cos they got jerk sauce permanently attached to their new contact lenses. all taken care of now he picked up his reserve pair while i was on my way home from the gym.
i love this spot. no one can take their eyes off it so i was on display the entire time. i could tell the french owner got a little crush on me so i had fun with that. they were drinking tallboys in there and i glitzed by on my way back from the ladies and said oh la la edith piaf. heart melting. i am looking forward to dining indoors come fall. so cozy and true french. i think nana and papa and my mom would love it. i know they would.
overate yesterday as in, too much meat. i am on skinny dieting again. it is never ending. kash taught me some great moves for your pelvis when you are on your period. i’ll teach you.
gahaha wiener. told you it was the summer of raymi. i am stoked. we got flights for thunder bay for tuesday and getting a hotel room for the night before driving to steph and rye’s cabin house couple hours outside of tbay. want to treat them to city styles where you do 4 phases of extreme things in a day. we have to time the flights so it works out for everyone cos it’s a long drive and they’re going camping the day we leave. so i said have your shit packed ready to go and dump us back in t-bay that day. it will be timed so that no one can get on each other’s nerves in the short duration of time and i have an itinerary that we will stick to. this will be my THIRD summer in a row there so this year if someone wants to have a nice drunkening dog on toronto, now that i am a turbonator, i will fight them. physically. and i told ryan that we are definitely climbing that mountain again i don’t care how hung i get him. you climb this thing hand over foot at some points. there are ropes too. halfway up, a delicious brook to drink out of. ryan’s already forgotten that i’ve been there two consecutive summers. well gosh dungit alert the legion and your bros, we’ll be having a car hole hang and total piss-up. teacher is going to be shown how it is done.
my dad took his shoes off and we fought about it. i said that is NOT patio protocol and that i made fun of someone on my blog for doing that on the go train once. it’s fine if you’re sitting down dad (not that fine) but getting up to walk around like it’s your living room, not fine. i guess in burlington maybe, whatever. anyway the wings were good, not hot enough and our waitress was totally phoney and hot and had all these one liners and never broke facade once. she was flirting with teacher and my dad. fun to watch. we had a very enjoyable time with my pops. good way to end the weekend.
while he was out getting himself a new bathing suit, shorts and a shirt. generous and good style. he bought me a small. daring. fits perfectly, but not til the tide goes out again catch my drift. of course cathy comic blog.
these shorts made me think of the romper, which is why i mention it. they’re not from AA but i want to get high waisted ones from there. these are shorts, and voila. the chain is linked. i am pushing the shorts in here not my gut. no shorts fight me anymore.
the night we got wasted after the fleet foxes horror story. i’ll blog the rest of those later and maybe the video i took. steph says i should write massey hall and complain. oh and the hotel we’re getting for our night in thunder bay has a massive pool with multi-waterslides. gonna get a poolside room. full throttle it i am on nitro from miami still. tomorrow when the girls come in to town for coug crawl (get at me ladies if you wanna join) we’re getting a hotel room. i know right? i don’t know ONE sane person right now and i love it.
ok beach time now yay you know where to find me. teacher hasn’t been on the island since he was ten! he has no idea. we’ll cap it off at the rectory and then big brother. have a great wednesday friendsday!
oh wait check these photos from a month or so ago that heidi took. she’s awesome. you’re awesome heidi. hi nathan!
admittedly, this video is weird. the song is all build. also when dancing, never forget control of the face. keep it consistent but don’t let them see you think. the heat does amazing and crazy things to a person. imagine this with the cloak on. i didn’t want to spoil it, or overuse it. it’s my intention to go eyes wide shut with this, and a dash of power of greyskull too. comin’ for ya heman. shera, you’re next.
