Best time ever we had. Teacher dressed like a Pilot. we got chased down by fans and all the gals referenced Pan Am to me of course. Nothing but Cos-play for me for the next little while, what is normal? I hit the Delicious food show twice what a pig! Will blog it tomorrow. Have loads of shots from rehearsal today. I can’t wait to perform our Harth Airlettes number. Will be doing a redux performance with Red Velvet on Saturday too. Va va voom!
Heard some very interesting gossip from these two. I’m a sleeper in the food industry, they don’t see me coming, nor know of my contacts and intel on all things everyone in the scene. Food spy. But I also heard some other juicy stuff from the young lad on the left. Not at all surprising either.
And so Marty only wanted to interview me about the sex show that I wasn’t working at and I just talked about burlesque and talked mad shit about whatever as a crowd of horny chefs drew near and surrounded us, I ate a butter tart. I despise butter tarts, and I said that I also hated them so that was funny material and then a hot euro waffle man stuck a waffle on camera and I bettered him by gnawing on it. Hope they all come to our party!
I like my top gun glasses addition. My leather jacket looks good with the flight suit too.
I heard a fable about staring in to your oyster shell and the more whimsical the hue of the purples fading into a sunset of peach pink, the more joy your offspring will have in youth. I totally just made that up ahaha. I got lots of stuff for free for being a smooth operating Rockafeller, of Oysters.
Delicious. When we were over at Oyster Boy later on we discussed zombies and then we heard zombie movie plot ideas which was a perfect segue in to my B movie concept of rogue bicycles that come alive at night in Toronto causing mayhem and destruction and in the morning lock themselves up again and we’re all clued out on who is doing all this shit to our fair city and then we ghost ride BMX’s down hills and crappily construct the action sequences with CGI technology or something out of the Edison Twins. When is Strombo going to have me on his show?
Allergies and the grid lock traffic up Dufferin from our place and everyone staring at me/us like this O_O made me have a suck attack. TOO MUCH ATTENTION and my eye was gushing plus I didn’t grab makeup to touch it up and felt like a clown in this get-up. We went to hand out fliers and eat dinner. I like the idea of a dinner being at a food gala, I love activities as my ADD is getting worse with age so this was a good idea but we were starving and on death’s door on this fantastic voyage and thanks to the zombie tool walk our cab never came, even called us twice to tell us it would be later so we hoofed it, starving and freezing and dressed for the food show as well as sex show (which we never made it to, zzz). Only pussies wouldn’t follow through with something like this you know? Life is short, vive le freak.
They were wasted too. Alright!
Just a nip before my flight. Hahaha. I ploughed through the gates with my wine not knowing you couldn’t leave the drinking area cos onVIP night (thursday) you could go everywhere with booze. Everyone liked seeing that scene go down and then I soonly entered an absinthe vortex and suffice it to say never made it to the sex show. meh.
Look at the time on time clock, we just finished rehearsing 20 minutes ago about 6 o’clock. O_O the dance is adorable though. I now have to work on my teddy bear picnic solo and then make one more.
I wanted to comment on how you are currently getting a lot of negativity and grief for what you blog. Unfortunately this is expected- as anyone can follow you and everyone has an opinion!
But you are a strong, independent woman and don’t need to worry about the haters!
I started following your blog a couple of years ago and I totally enjoy it! I love how no matter what gets thrown at you or what is going on- you just keep going and defy the haters! In many ways you are a role model for women ~ you are creating your own destiny and not following anyone!
I enjoy checking in to your site every day to see what new adventure(s) you are on…you seem to love life and are not letting anything stop you from it! Plus I find it very liberating and motivating (as I am a female who lives in a small rural community ~ and I am more progressive in my views and opinions [on pretty much everything! LOL] as compared to my community!).
So keep doing what you are doing and don’t worry about the haters!
It’s just too much yellow for meh plus I have the purple one and that’s enough, oh I dunno. Let the bidding war begin. Size small. No wait let me get my donation page, highest bidder gets it. Haven’t had as much time as liked to campaign for donations and maybe I am just a little bit scared of WALKING ON THE CN TOWER AGHH!
Whether you want to see me fall off the CN tower or not I still need to get rid of this dress haha. It goes to a good cause, and I want to secure a bunk bead for myself at their camp and tell them ghost stories, these little dudes were born with various facial deformities and whatnot, About Face camp gives them a bomb-ass summer, equipped with life skills for the future and overcoming their odds. I love this cause. Plus children love me and see me as Captain Kangaroo. I figure I could just pay my way up that thing but I like challenges and I’d rather the charity get it than the greedy CN Tower. SO PLEASE DONATE We thank you very much.
These are also the worst pictures ever ahahahaha. Sex show here I come!
Maybe I’ll throw in this stupid pink engraved raymi the minx diamond.
Ok band practise now! Listened to the tracks, I want to upload how do I do that? Two versions of givin the dog a bone.
This was surreal!
OK the rest of my presents now!
Packed to the tits.
Mood colour changing nail polish 0_0! Can’t wait. Going on my toes.
Major major fan of these. I am a fan of passing out with my war paint on, well no more, I’ve been blessed and pushing my luck long enough.
This L’il Raymi is hired. She took notes at the small biz women’s workshop for me til I arrived.
And photographed the important duty of greed.
A dump truck of loot. All perfectly akin to Raymi’s favs. Someone has been paying attention since 2004.
Took this copy of the Toronto Star off my cab driver (smart to have papers in the back for your yuppie clients, bigger tip that way) I had to read this, finishing it off nearing the end of the seminar, and bawling in the back row. It is infuriating, why not homeschool him and these bullies? Nothing but a slap on the wrist.
Juan was blown away I was there at all so I made him my personal photog documenting my sitting and tweet posturing. #SBW2011 Can I get a what-what? Great work Donna and thanks for the trade secrets!
Have you seen my black bra anyone? Dad? ew gross I know haha sorry but I am sick of this pink one, it makes me way too stacked.
I disagree with everything they say. Well, no, but, I dunno. I learned a lot in that everything I learned I already knew and it confirmed that I am smart.
I first attempted to wear this as a hat.
HI JUAN!
Ya um hi have you registered online? Haha.
Quite a group. I had extreme ADD so was glad to walk around taking pics and haunting the outskirts.
These girls getting ready to pose saw me coming and just straight moved out of my way and were like wow, and you look LIKE her. #WIN
brb with more damage. I like how we went from zero to heroes at this fashion day of fashion week. drank tix, badges, and didn’t even catch a show but not on purpose :(. I think they call that being “too” “cool”. Supposed to be at Baby Steinberg right now but I am #toohung. Wahh can’t do it all Napoleon. going back to delicious food show for dinner tonight and tomorrow it’s the Everything to do with Sex show with Bunny Angora in our flight suits. MEEEOWSICLES!
