i’m meeting my mum in a half hour or so. anyone wanna hang with us? we be seein’ some flick – btw, saw two films yesterday. MC5 and nothing more – though i am too ignorant and stupid to draw proper conclusions and form opinions so, i offer nothing. one sucked less than the other. there ya go. oh yeh, i was too lazy to go home and change underwear yesterday so i was conned into spending forty dollars and twenty-five cents on a fucking paul frank boy underpants/tank-top set from the dyke at F/X. i hate that bitch. i told her i have a major spending-all-my-money problem but still she is like, here, look at this and i am like ok, here’s all my money, do you want some more?
i’m having an identity crisis. i want to completely change my hair and clothes and everything but i am like broke for the next little while so i cannot do it right now but i want to, absolutely need to do it right now otherwise i’ll explode or eat glass or something. sigh…..i ate a whopper with cheese today. lately i’ve been an eating machine – two meals a day. woooh. in other important news, i have the worst. hangover. ever. i just kept drinking beer after beer after beer and eventually it was like i was drinking just one beer the whole time when really it was like ten and then some cran.juice ‘n rumsomethingvodka i dunno. my temples are pounding. last nite was my favorite jew’s birthday nite out. i got him chocolate cigarettes and this dumb red dragon head thing that just, uh, does nothing. do you think i should get a cat? i think so.
don’t you wish you could party as hard as these folks do? . . . And a good time was had by all!
i’m in maine right now. i’ve been here since the 27th. going to mass. tomorrow. i’ve been sitting around eating lobster, drinking beer and watching mtv. i stole a fridge magnet yesterday from this crappy touristy shoppe and then i purchased a book called jemima j. about some fat, insecure journalist girl and it’s the shittiest read so far and the fact that it cost $11.95 american makes me want to explode with rage. i also bought this navel jewellery thing that is so decadent and looks all wrong when i wear it. fuck. on the train here i drank 6 beers, devoured two packages of pretzels, 2 of baked lays and one bag of m&m’s. oh and don’t forget the two breakfast burritos compliments of mcdonald’s. i told this east indian dude he couldn’t sit beside me ’cause he was too hostile. he was calling the attendants “stupid ladies” and screaming all over the place.
the people in this town suck balls.
i arrive in canada on the 3rd. have the red carpet and cherubs ready.
check out the tackiest couple ever. The main page will lead you to several gross and romantic galleries, poetry and bio pages. ik. for a moment you think this is so 1991 but no, it’s copyrighted to 2002. barf city. kevin and brenda. our romantic heroes. Yes, people like this actually exist.
I love you with the innocence of tomorrow. May you always know you are loved, Kevin. May you be aware and tap into universal peace at each and every turn. May you feed off the love I feel for you for it is real, pristine, and lucid. Thanks for coming into my life and enhancing the very air that I breathe. You are my angel. You are my light, and you are my love…… Sweetheart— I love you, I always have and I always will….. Eternally yours, Brenda
Know this always, my soulmate, I love you deeply and with all my heart. I’m well aware of how honored I am to be with you, and believe me, you’ll hear about it every day. Thank you, Brenda, for the gifts you give.
more gayness for you. i was trying to um, make out with this guy’s back but then i got all nervous that he might turn around and fall in love with me so i stopped.
Last nite saw Corpusse at Kathedral. was good. entertaining – if you’re all for a three-hundred pound snarling glam dude with shin pads who smashes fluorescent tubes on the stage and has big black hair shaped like a triangle on his head and a skinny sissy fag on keyboard/synth whilst half-retarded/half-fucked squee-gee dirtbags and homeless punks slam dance into you and scream, “FUCK YOU! PLAY HOT WATER PIPE GRRRAWRWRWRAAAAHH!!” Yes. entertaining. very. what a classy evening.
