For, perhaps, obvious reasons i have decided to remove the err…bunny picture. But hey man, if you want crude photos you gotta pay, exclusively and shit. Some day. Some how. Anyway, i cannot begin to explain what happened last nite. booed off stage during costume contest by yuppie sweater wearing preppies, more go go dancing, boozin’ it up, bruisin’ , afterhours, stealing taxi cab licenses, knocking over ashtrays, buying 25 dollar mickeys with american funds (so stupid), trips to the supermarket about 7am whereupon deciding that bunnygirl really does not need a second job anymore and thus would continue to hang out, photo ops with phalic-shaped produce and meats, re-arranging letters on a sign to spell “private parts”, tripping and falling and spilling onion dip against the wall and on the floor (it was really good dip. i was pissed), ten-jillion other things i cannot and will not ever ever say.
You know, a funny thing, when i cleaned out my top drawer the other day i noticed that i have two of the exact same belt. And it’s not like, oh whatever, everyone has two black belts..harhar. These belts are so dorky and circa 2000 there is no way in hell i would have stolen two of them. From my MOM! Or maybe i did.
if you can do a thorough search on le internet for raymi, see if u can find pix of me go go dancing from halloween nite for Kid Koala’s show @ Lee’s Palace.
Oh and guess what? I have been banned from the website in which i found all my sleazy pervs for sexwithsmartpeople. I have no idea why they would want to do a thing like that. Do you?
I just had the best meeting ever. Long story short – there will be RAYMITHEMINX tv soon and videos to be sold and a production company of sorts and fancy logos and merchandise and a book. a book. Brilliant. Just Brilliant.
I wrote a song and it’s called, “Fucking dumb Hang over” That’s right. Can you guess what I did last nite at the Kid Koala show after several alcoholic beverages? Yep. Go Go danced on the speakers right up by the stage. In my underwear. No lie. I saw Coolhandluke’s outfit and i am like, damn, i feel fat, i need to shed a few layers. We had matching tube socks and sneakers. Got a few offers to dance at other shows. One being Art System’s last nite Nov.15th. This dude came up to me and gave me a huge Chemical Brother’s Placard/Poster thing and cd because he was watching me dance all nite long with his homo friends and i looked like a boy or something or other. Eric(kidkoalaguy) pulled me on stage to do a staring contest with this douchebag. i lost after ten seconds. too much smoke.
for the record he is not gay, he has a girlyfriend. so don’t make nasty comments. thanks.
i fell alseep in the tub with my arm up in the air and when i woke up
it was all pine-needly and numb and i panicked becuz i thought i had slept
the whole nite away but the water was still warm and it was just 6:40pm
so then it was ok
but now i am afraid to leave my apartment for there are ten billion children roaming my ‘hood with bags and i have nothing but razor blades and bleach to give them. Maybe they like 40’s and oldstyle porno playing cards?
What’s with every stupid website having dumb halloween-themed pictures in their title today – Google? Blogger? Yahoo? What is this, Kindergarden? GAY GAY GAY!
Fuck you Halloween.
oh right i’m going to Kid Koala tonite but i lost all my army warpaint. Ok. Pretend My sentences are fluid and flowing and not all run-on.
This cute boy who is neurotic and has a sexy arm tattoo made a nice list today. i make lists. well i try to and then once i get to number seven i am like, Gahhh, bugger this! And so the rest of the list is 8. fuck off 9. ahhhh! 10. i hate myself…
And then…AND THEN! There is eeLnahs who has a saucy pink background color (so saucy in fact, i stole it!) and says she got herpes from her mother giving her bedtime kisses as a child. herheheh. go see for yourself. (i’m kidding).
I don’t know how i feel about this picture. i wish i didn’t have disgusting dark circles under my eyes. hmm. photoshop here i come.
i think i’m having a manic episode. i can’t sleep. i am driving myself crazy with boredom and not-sleeping-ness and compulsively spending all my money. still. i need a new hobby.
