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go read raymi and laura kuz there is a male hooker who posts there now. whee!




Andrea says:

hi

r le minx says:

hihi

Andrea says:

what you doing

r le minx says:

adobe

r le minx says:

and talking to jamie on msn

Andrea says:

wanna conference

Jamie has been added to the conversation.

Andrea says:

oops

Andrea says:

what

Andrea says:

i closed the other one

Jamie says:

rad

Jamie says:

i said I hoped you weren’t insulted by what I wrote about that pic

Andrea says:

im glad i saw you online because I was just about to go to work

Andrea says:

no, it was funny

Jamie says:

good

Andrea says:

when I sent it to him I said, we are retards

Andrea says:

so,

Andrea says:

it was fitting

r le minx says:

i liked it

r le minx says:

it

Andrea says:

i like it alot

r le minx says:

i like it a lot too

Andrea says:

my skin looks all peachy

Jamie says:

it’s a sexy pic

Andrea says:

did you photoshop me?

Jamie says:

no

Andrea says:

awesome

r le minx says:

i have a picture of me putting a stiletto in my vagina

Jamie says:

it’s just a beer glow

r le minx says:

uh oh

Jamie says:

you do?

Andrea says:

do you like the new male prostitute on our site?

Andrea says:

oh my god raymi

Jamie says:

who is that dude?

Andrea says:

hee

r le minx says:

i havent read it the last two days

Andrea says:

he’s some college kid and a hooker

r le minx says:

u guys wanna see this foto?

Andrea says:

yes

Jamie says:

i hate abner….make him go away

r le minx says:

u wont blackmail me in the future?

Jamie says:

YES

r le minx says:

i fucking hate abner

Andrea says:

yeah abner sucks

r le minx says:

will u blackmail me?

Andrea says:

i told him off today

Andrea says:

i wont blackmail you

Jamie says:

yeah, but he likes that I think

Andrea says:

show us the shoe

Jamie says:

i might blackmail you…but probably not

Jamie says:

because youain’t got the money to pay

r le minx says:

jamie it sez u cant accept

Andrea says:

haha

Jamie says:

email it

r le minx says:

guhh

Jamie says:

please?

r le minx says:

andrea u email it

r le minx says:

ok then

r le minx says:

one sec

Jamie says:

i’ll be your best friend

Andrea says:

oops, i just acidentally zoomed in like 300%

r le minx says:

looks like snuff porno

r le minx says:

HAHHAHA

r le minx says:

PLEASE keep it to yourself pokey

r le minx says:

i swear to gods

r le minx says:

god

Andrea says:

of course

r le minx says:

than u

r le minx says:

thank u

Andrea says:

well, for one thing theres no way to know its you

r le minx says:

yeh there is

Andrea says:

and for another thing, you cant really see the stilletto going in your poon

r le minx says:

i have pics of me in that room

r le minx says:

on my hands and underwear

r le minx says:

well it is in there

Andrea says:

well i wont share

Jamie says:

can i see?

r le minx says:

yes im emailing it now

Jamie says:

ok

Andrea says:

oh okay then I wont

r le minx says:

k sent

r le minx says:

yer hotmail addy confuses me

Jamie says:

yeah…me too

r le minx says:

yeh i guess the foto isnt that bad

Jamie says:

i never use it

r le minx says:

in hindsight

r le minx says:

i was mistaken for a man at the liquor store today

r le minx says:

i went to the liquor store at 11 am

r le minx says:

wearing a sailors hat

Andrea says:

that happened to me at the bank

r le minx says:

a vintage sailors hat from greese

r le minx says:

did u get mad?

Andrea says:

the musical?

r le minx says:

and it was a dumb dyke who did it

r le minx says:

no greece the country

r le minx says:

hahaha

r le minx says:

HAHHAHAAA

Andrea says:

heehee

Jamie says:

that’s a pretty picture, but yu don’t have to worry about blackmail…it could be someone else

r le minx says:

we have the best msn conversations

r le minx says:

right

Jamie says:

what were you doing at the liquor store at 11 am?

r le minx says:

i bought a big bottle of sake

r le minx says:

ok im going to post this conversation on my blog

r le minx says:

seeing as i am all lacking of material

r le minx says:

oh i dropped off the spy at the station

r le minx says:

and took the subway home and thought i should get a big bottle of sake

r le minx says:

so i can stop having panic attacks

Jamie says:

good thinking

r le minx says:

yah

r le minx says:

i ran out of weed

Jamie says:

weed gives me panick attacks

Andrea says:

me too

Andrea says:

i cant smoke it i go crAAAzy

r le minx says:

until my psychiatrist prescribes me speed or something i am going to go craaazy

Andrea says:

what are you panicking about raymi

r le minx says:

lots of things

r le minx says:

last nite was the worst, i couldnt breathe or close my eyes

Andrea says:

did you just copy me on purpose or did we both write craaazy because we are gay

r le minx says:

it was like a heart attack

Jamie says:

what are you talking about?! your shrink prescribing speed?

r le minx says:

i felt like a fat man

r le minx says:

we wrote it kuz we are gays

r le minx says:

speed as in like adderall

Jamie says:

craaazy gay

r le minx says:

it curbs yer desire to do five million things at once

Jamie says:

and that’s supposed to help?

Jamie says:

oh

r le minx says:

well it will make me less depressed kuz i wont be climbing the walls

Andrea says:

like ritalin?

Jamie says:

i like doing a million things at once

r le minx says:

like, “hi lets do coke and do karaoke and stay up til 5am and then go get breakfast” until my pancreas explodes

r le minx says:

i am buuurning out

Jamie says:

that’s only 4 things

r le minx says:

i want to be more productive and stop spending money

Jamie says:

6 if you count the pancreas explosion

r le minx says:

ga ga ga

Andrea says:

well raymi, you will probaby just eventually taper off

Andrea says:

you are young

Andrea says:

so you have alot of energy

r le minx says:

andrea it has been like this my whole life

r le minx says:

whole life

r le minx says:

i self medicate

Andrea says:

youve been young your whole life

Andrea says:

me too nigga

r le minx says:

nothing to do with my youth

Jamie says:

go to a yoga retreat

r le minx says:

i have so much free time it is ridiculous

Andrea says:

im just saying, it doesnt mean you are crazy

r le minx says:

i dont want to talk about it anymore there is more to it than you know, each case is different

r le minx says:

i know im not crazy

r le minx says:

it just messed with my noodle

Jamie says:

yeah…you’re craaaazy

r le minx says:

GRRR

Andrea says:

alright, sorry.

r le minx says:

i need a beach and a maitai and a little umbrella in my maitai

Jamie says:

how long was the spy in town for?

r le minx says:

and pink tacky sunglasses

r le minx says:

since the 11th

Jamie says:

so now you’re sad

Jamie says:

hey

r le minx says:

well im sad for ten million reasons

Jamie says:

did someone ask you to put that shoe in your cootch?

r le minx says:

whatveer

r le minx says:

no i decided to

Andrea says:

oh my god

r le minx says:

and spy took a photo of it

Andrea says:

i just found a really old blog of mine how embarrassing

r le minx says:

is it the lez be friends one?

r le minx says:

i linked it u know

Andrea says:

no another one

r le minx says:

hhaa

Jamie says:

what’s it?

Andrea says:

no way

r le minx says:

hahaa

r le minx says:

did u get yer puter fixed jamie

Jamie says:

yeah

Jamie says:

it still smells when it warms up though

r le minx says:

weird

r le minx says:

i hope it doesnt happen to mine

Jamie says:

it was just a freak thing

r le minx says:

i want to get that holiday rap album

r le minx says:

that gay 80s shit

r le minx says:

so good!

r le minx says:

“a dingle dang dingle a dingle dong!”

r le minx says:

and they were bad sweaters in the video and are in a disco

r le minx says:

so polish!

Jamie says:

i don’t know what you’re talking about

r le minx says:

me neither

Jamie says:

but i like it

r le minx says:

last 80s issue of vice they reviewd it

r le minx says:

a dingle dong!

r le minx says:

is my new saying

r le minx says:

please remind me

r le minx says:

to say it all the time

Jamie says:

you know i will

Jamie says:

raymi…did you ever have any good pictures on your digital camera from nyc?

r le minx says:

not really

r le minx says:

fuck i have so many porno pictures on my puter

r le minx says:

gahh

r le minx says:

like fuck what will i do next, inject heroin into my eye?

Andrea says:

oh my god

Andrea says:

i just found my old blogger account

Andrea says:

where I can post

Andrea says:

on YOUR blog

Andrea says:

heee

Andrea says:

but I wont

r le minx says:

post what

r le minx says:

i am posting this conversation guys

r le minx says:

all of it

r le minx says:

ill edit it a bit

Andrea says:

im a memner of Raymi the Monx blog

Andrea says:

minx

Jamie says:

i had to back up all my dirty shit so I could wipe it off my computer before I took it in

r le minx says:

u still are

r le minx says:

oh yah

r le minx says:

well please dont mess around with my life’s work

r le minx says:

thanks

Andrea says:

i wont

r le minx says:

ok

Andrea says:

you can delete me if you want

r le minx says:

people mite email u guys and offer money for the stiletto pic if i post this conversation

r le minx says:

i have friends who’ve been offered all kinds of shit

r le minx says:

for dirt on me

Jamie says:

like what?

r le minx says:

man i cant wait to be famous and have all 400 exlovers dish out the dirt

Jamie says:

money? sex?

r le minx says:

money

r le minx says:

connections

r le minx says:

whatever

Jamie says:

exactly

r le minx says:

http://www.indiko.com/slunk/raymibluur.jpg

r le minx says:

i dont care

r le minx says:

not like i pretend to be a virgin

Jamie says:

wow…you look beatiful there!

r le minx says:

thanks

Jamie says:

pretty

Jamie says:

nice bum too

r le minx says:

i wish i could float around naked all the time

Jamie says:

it seems like you do

r le minx says:

and it’s nothing to do with exhibitionism

Jamie says:

except when you go to the liquor stor in your sailor hat to buy sake

Jamie says:

clothes are for chumps

r le minx says:

its like, whatever, i like my tits and my tummy and i am gonna let it all hang out so everyone can go blow

r le minx says:

clothes schmoes

r le minx says:

i like to take them off a lot

r le minx says:

im like that member of no dount who gets naked all the time except when i do it it just makes people uncomfortable and it’s not at all funny

Jamie says:

who gets uncomfortable?

r le minx says:

everyone

r le minx says:

girls?

Jamie says:

bah!

r le minx says:

girls who are fat

Jamie says:

yeah? so?

r le minx says:

i wanna be a dancer

r le minx says:

woah i wonder who will actually read our fucking conversation

Jamie says:

i don’t think it’s such a good idea

Jamie says:

are you gonna post the whole thing?

Jamie says:

leave out the part where I said i met a girl that I like…because the wrong girl is liable to think I mean her

r le minx says:

yes it is funny

r le minx says:

there is nothing incriminating

r le minx says:

ok ill take it out

Jamie says:

thank you

r le minx says:

but can i put the part where u say, “take out the part where i say i like the girl” ?

r le minx says:

hahaa

Jamie says:

i know…that’s the funny part

Jamie says:

where’d pokey go?

Jamie says:

are you guys talking girl talk behind my back?

Andrea says:

i am trying to get into my old blog and delete it

Andrea says:

but they are saying theres no record of that username

r le minx says:

ahh

r le minx says:

hmm

r le minx says:

ok so i took out the part where u say u met a girl but i am leaving the part where u told me to take it off

r le minx says:

it is like irony or something

Jamie says:

people will think I just said that to be funny and they won’t know if there was really anything that you took out or not

r le minx says:

im posting this part too

Jamie says:

how much money do people offer for dirt on you?

Andrea says:

oh fuck

r le minx says:

so everyone will be confused

Andrea says:

i forgot all about work

r le minx says:

im not telling

Andrea says:

i gotta get ready

r le minx says:

uh oh

r le minx says:

ok bye

r le minx says:

do u massage dicks?

r le minx says:

i want that job man i am very good at it

r le minx says:

i should just be a stripper and get it over with already

r le minx says:

jesus

Jamie says:

i suppose if our gonna do it, now would be the time. Better than when you’re an old hag

Jamie says:

but i wouldn’t recommend it

Jamie says:

but at least I might be able to get the money you owe me

r le minx says:

right

r le minx says:

do you accept food stamps

r le minx says:

how about i go on welfare

r le minx says:

well i have money see, but i keep giving it away to strippers and bartenders and cab drivers etc etc

Jamie says:

ok…but I can’t buy beer and cigarretes with food stamps

r le minx says:

i am too fat and lazy to walk oh and i go to the tanning salon

r le minx says:

well buy food and trade it for drugs and then sell the drugs

r le minx says:

i think i should just be a drug dealer

Jamie says:

how about a coke whore and just cut to the chase?

r le minx says:

i already was that

r le minx says:

well not really

r le minx says:

what is a cokewhore again?

r le minx says:

i blow people for coke?

r le minx says:

i totally romanticize being a drinker

Jamie says:

yeah

r le minx says:

im all kerouac’d out with my cigarettes and my panic attacks

Jamie says:

i know a guy who was in the park one night and this old black dude offered to blow him and give him coke for letting him do it

r le minx says:

i want to be the most famous cigarette smoking drinking sad pathetic smartest whino ever

Jamie says:

there

r le minx says:

and hottest

r le minx says:

too

Jamie says:

there’s lots of competition

Jamie says:

well..no…not in the hottest category

r le minx says:

i like it when people get mad at me for being all naked and sexy and they think that i think i am the prettiest

r le minx says:

but really i am so insecure and dirtbaggish

r le minx says:

joke’s on them!

Jamie says:

you shouldn’t be insecure

Jamie says:

you are sexy and pretty and smart

r le minx says:

yah but

r le minx says:

hmm

Jamie says:

you’re too dumb to be sad

r le minx says:

i am not use to hearing it from real life people

Jamie says:

i’ve just erased about three things here

r le minx says:

why

Jamie says:

i’m a real life person

r le minx says:

i know

r le minx says:

i know

r le minx says:

haha too dumb to be sad

r le minx says:

i am never going to be happy

r le minx says:

even when i am happy i am sad

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