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dear world fil came home early from work. he texted me to take the towels down cos we aren’t highschool rebels and i got MAD and then worried he would get in a motorcycle accident on the way home so on the days he rides his bike i try and be nicer like he can do all these things to piss me off and i let it slide until he gets home safely and then my hair gets scraggily and i set on fire and talk like satan but i can’t talk now cos full house is on bye.
two days ago i made a conspiracy theory video of me getting my laundry from the washer downstairs i just KNOW people are fucking with my shit. the super’s wife hates me and hates fil too cos he wore rollerblades in the building and she yelled at him down the hall how he can’t wear them indoors and we didn’t respond and she said OK!? and fil said yes i hear you and then immediately went down to the car and got out the lease and read all the rules and nowhere does it state that you can’t wear rollerblades.
i always dress like a slutty mess when i get the mail and laundry in the hopes she’ll say something to me but i haven’t bumped into her in awhile. do you think i am secretly in love with her or something?
anyway, i have towels drying on the railing right now and we aren’t allowed to have anything hanging out on the balcony so we will probably be evicted because of my towels sorry fil but i am not paying 25 cents to dry four towels that are 3/4 dry already and the only reason they aren’t dry is cos of the power shut-off COINCIDENTALLY the same day my washer was turned off halfway thru its cycle because it was “unbalanced”.
there’s definitely a pretty decent crime novel in the makings here.
woah some chick just buzzed our bell and i almost yelled IF IT’S ABOUT THE TOWELS I AM TAKING THEM DOWN RIGHT NOW.
she was canvasing something or other though and i brought a book when i answered and acted like i was in the middle of curing cancer fuck off.
the next dingleberry who takes what i say seriously when i am clearly making a joke is banished.
do you really think i think stupid girls are hot? can you picture me listening to a stupid girl for more than 1 minute without blasting and correcting her then going home to write on my fuckin blog about it?
anyway here is an email:
Sorry
I’m apologizing for writing a lot of snap on your site a few months back.
And you called me on it.
I saw you at the Editors and thought you might just be another fanboy/girl like me and the like.
I still don’t agree with alot of what you write and I think you need a good editor, but I applaud your bravery.
I might still talk snap on your site, but there you go. I’m trying to offer an honest apology.
cheers,
a
ungh ok kudos for writing me and feeling remorse however 1. an editor would fully fucking destroy my blog and make it crappy, we would argue over the spelling of cause/cos/’cos for a fucking hour – not fun. 2. who the fuck says “talk snap” ? are you 17? you apologize for it but you’re going to come back anyway to maybe talk more SNAP despite disagreeing with what i say and me requiring an editor, why bother? you just can’t stay the fuck away from this unedited disagreeable blog? i’m not attacking you i’m just curious and want to know why you and many others claim to hate me so much but they can’t look away. 3. fanboy/girl like you? what the hell does that even mean? a) i am NOT a fan of anything b) i am nothing like you c) that email you sent was bullshit and really didn’t say much of anything
feat. thom yorke’s black swan.
feat. thom yorke’s atoms for peace. (fucking great solo album)
you can stop crying now.
guess what everyfuckingone!?!
i got fitted today for a bra and as it turns out i am not a 36B but a 38C!
!!!!!
!!!!!
excuse me while i type out some more exclamation points and other things on the keyboard
!!! !@!!!!!!##!!!!!
cid is way shocked as well as he is trying to climb inside of my shirt cos this news is too hardcore to comprehend.
ok bye.
oh wait in other less C-cup news, fil has more female dopplegangers than male.
