SUPER JESUS

FIRAT IS BACK!

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

hi

raymi says:

hi firat

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

You recognized me

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I was not supposeing

raymi says:

i recognize and remember all

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I was pleased that

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

and how are you

raymi says:

good thank you im just grading some schoolwork there’s this one really stupid kid in my class anyway how are you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

fine

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Know childre, annoyance,

raymi says:

when i say stuff do you look it up and cut and paste the definition back to me in english?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Excuse me

raymi says:

what?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

My, english, it, as good as,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I could not understand complete

raymi says:

its ok

raymi says:

what are you doing today

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I visited along the day

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I stayed at 12 o`clock

raymi says:

visited what

raymi says:

WHAT?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

yes

raymi says:

where did you stay at 12 ?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

in home

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Asleep, wake up,

raymi says:

you visited your own home at 12?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

at 12

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

at 12 a sleep wake up

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

are you understand

raymi says:

no i dont understand

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MEANWHILE SOME GUY ADDS ME TO HIS MSN AND STARTS CHATTING:

spartaküs says:

hello

spartaküs says:

yuor today very good lady

raymi says:

uh

raymi says:

are you pretending to be foreign

spartaküs says:

what?

spartaküs says:

ı dont no lady

spartaküs says:

ok

raymi says:

how did you get my email address

spartaküs says:

ım some eglısh ok

raymi says:

where are you from

spartaküs says:

fırat

spartaküs says:

ı m from turkey

spartaküs says:

you are from girl?

spartaküs says:

alooooo

spartaküs says:

are dher

raymi says:

firat u are talking to me in another window

raymi says:

and u dont realise i am the same person?

spartaküs says:

yes

raymi says:

oh fuck this

raymi says:

u are friends with firat?

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raymi says:

u are talking to me in another window using a different email address and u dont realise that i am the same fucking person

raymi says:

so u are hitting on me over there

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

raymi says:

yes you are

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

no i am

raymi says:

are you telling me that there isn’t another firat talking to me coincidentally right now

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I only am talking here

raymi says:

ok well your friend spartacus got my email address from you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I don’t know it

raymi says:

well some guy said he got my email address from firat

raymi says:

and thats YOU

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

not i am

raymi says:

oh my god you are firat and you gave my email address to your friend spartacus

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I didn’t give

raymi says:

well how did some guy just add me now and he said firat gave him my email AND HE LIVES IN TURKEY

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Give, necessary, one, reason, there,

raymi says:

thanks for the “definition”

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Be sure, that, i, somebody, give,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

raymi

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

are there

raymi says:

firat i dont like liars

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

i am not lier

raymi says:

ok fine i forgive you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

very thanks for you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

When become say event,

raymi says:

when event reveals itself

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I understood

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Me, hot, ,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Never, crime, there, but,

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

raymi

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Are you hearing me

raymi says:

yes i am

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I, with, speak, ,

raymi says:

i am speaking with you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

ok

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Which city are you living in canada

raymi says:

galleria

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I am not knowing

raymi says:

it’s near montreal

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

i am know montreal

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

good

raymi says:

yep

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

turkey eatcome

raymi says:

turkey eats come?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

yes

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

you

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

?

raymi says:

i like turkey

raymi says:

it tastes good

raymi says:

i have to go now

raymi says:

bye

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

It is so

raymi says:

what is?

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

When do you turn

raymi says:

tomorrow

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

today?

raymi says:

the day after today

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Meanwhile, very_beautifull,

raymi says:

thanks

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

I will miss you

raymi says:

thanks

hiçbir mevsim gözlerin kadar acımasız kullanmadı neşterini says:

Until the point of view

allow me to avert your attention to this.

yet, more importantly my two cents about it:

“yep this is pretty much stupid idealistic im gonna do shit with my life one day crap on par for people yer age to be writing, good work.” – raymi.

in other news, i am happy to report that i singlehandedly, with the power of the internet, my blog and the good will and faith of my readership, i have SAVED THE LIFE OF THAT EMO GIRL AND I AM TAKING FULL CREDIT DESPITE HAVING ZERO PROOF THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. the site has been taken down so i can only assume she has come to her senses and is right now typing up a thank you letter to me.

who will i make fun of next? could it be you, or you, or maybe even you?

TO BE CONTINUED…..

IF YOU MESS WITH JESUS, YOU MESS WITH CID.

SAFETY FIRST FRIENDS!

we went to the hot one party last nite at embassy. we got the cd. the music is VERY GOOD and like fun rock with controversial lyrics get a cd when you get a chance i mean it, seeing as DFA is dunzo hot one is the maturer version as in sweaty yelling fun styles anyway i am bad at talking up bands and music so whatever BUT I’M TELLING THE TRUTH.

see i’ve gone and fucked myself with the caps lock lowercase shit, no one can tell if i’m joking or serious anymore and even when i say I AM TELLING THE TRUTH people are like HAHA FUNNY JOKE RAYMI!

that’s emm and jordan, they are in the band and jordan was djing last nite it was a good time cos when we were leaving this pretentious drunk guy with glasses fell on his face when he was leaving the patio to go, after listening to him talk louder than all his friends about everything it was a definite treat to see him wipe out.

that’s fil’s cousin sean, he and fil are like BFF and whenever they hang and i am there they talk over my head about their cottage and other shit then they look at me to add something and i just regurgitate all these non-sequitors that go on for WAY too long. anyway sean is deathly scared of flying so he’s taking a freightship to europe and it is going to take 8 days. i was like what if you get bit by a monkey on the ship and then everyone dies bla bla SEE WHAT I DO I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.

sarah showed up wearing the skinniest red jeans and said that they weren’t nearly skinny enough like leggings and i was like WEAR LEGGINGS THEN. sigh.

in case there was any confusion i just wanted you to know that i am a loser with no friends who paints deers and wears dresses inspired by aprons.

but i still rule though when listening to itunes on shuffle it takes me an hour to realise i am listening to the worst most obnoxious songs ever in my life.

hi friends it has been awhile since i wrote about how much i rule, ok maybe it’s been over a week, anyway, i don’t want you forgetting.

yesterday i made some jokes waiting for our popcorn at kernels and it saved lise a dollar i swear i am googling kernels right now and going to calculate the tax/price of the special she bought and see if i was right so stay tuned for more developments on that.

just one out of infinity reasons why i rule.

**update ok i went on their site and after three seconds of looking i couldn’t find the special deal but anyway it was buy 2 get one free, any size and lise got two mediums and it came to 9.50 when really the chick said 10.50 BUT then i made my special jokes and she is like BWAHAA 9.50!