i am sick

i haven’t eaten yet today

i am reading shopgirl despite having already seen it and i can’t stop thinking about steve martin lusting after claire danes. it’s a nice read and makes me want to starve myself again. good timing too cos there’s a wedding on saturday to attend.

we are going to watch that pimp documentary or at least i am.

we argued about rocky all day on gchat about bringing him here for a little while. we are going to do a trial-run soon i hope it works out. since my grandma is dead the house is being sold and my dad is figuring out his life i guess he needs a cat-break but i know they will be reunited cos they are best friends.

i barely opened my mouth all day somedays if no one calls i don’t speak til fil comes home from work and even if i go out to buy food i can get by on just nodding at cashiers and smiling it’s like a test the lengths i’ll go to avoid verbal interaction. i am not sure if speaking to the cat counts. i guess it does.

i guess i got too braggy about how i rarely come into contact with other people and therefore skillfully avoided getting september sickness like everyone got this month so what’s gestating within me now is hand-me-down sickness, secondhand triplehanded bullshit. next september i will be ready and i will not go near anybody until november.

i am tired of my right nostril dribbling stuff.

i think it’s neat tho that humans can “get sick” like it’s just this thing that is part of life like oh ok we won’t be seeing johnny for a few days and it’s completely normal.

i like to think that on other planets people get something else like wicked long pink hair and vomit rubies and this huge black bear shows up and babysits for a day or two and then just leaves. i wonder what it would be called.

“mom i think i’m GETTING SHITZOED AGAIN!”

someone translate this for me please.

tarley’s dirty limericks

funfunfun for the whole family.

oh and to answer your question ryan, a refrigeratorhead is the name of my next cat or first born child.

one of the weekend highlights was going slow across the water back to the island with tarley, blaring corey hart and stevie nicks. tarley is eligible ps. for boys only. email if interested. super duper catch that one.

what happened to all the cool people who use to read my blog now it’s nothing but ugly little 15 year olds in california telling me to LOOSE WEIGHT and they furiously masturbate to fil like they’re putting out fires hey guess what go outside and get boyfriends.

i bought skinny jeans

the first pair i grabbed were $59 so i assumed they all were the same price i dunno why and then i said lise grab me a black pair and they were $88 and i didn’t find out until after i paid fil don’t read what you just read i know it’s not your money bla bla whatever fil didn’t like the shoes i got him they look kind of goofy too bad cos they were on sale. we went to magic pony and a documentary was being filmed and i walked around in the background so i can’t wait til it comes out so i get to see the part i was in edited out that made sense right? today was expensive and i don’t care. i bought a shirt too and some trinkets.